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#103 : Le Grand jeu

Sherlock n'est pas vraiment impressionné lorsqu'on fait appel à lui pour enquêter sur un crime en apparence d'une très grande simplicité.

Toutefois, très rapidement, le maître de la déduction en vient à suspecter qu'il a enfin peut-être trouvé un adversaire à sa mesure, surtout lorqu'accompagné de Watson, ils se retrouvent pris dans un jeu de chat et de souris mortel, qui sème la panique et la destruction dans Londres.

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Titre VO
The Great Game

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Le Grand jeu

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Sherlock "The Great Game" S1E3 Trailer

Sherlock "The Great Game" S1E3 Trailer

  

Sherlock S1E3 -  Preview PBS "A Masterpiece Mystery"

Sherlock S1E3 - Preview PBS "A Masterpiece Mystery"

  

Sherlock S1E3 - Sherlock/John: "Pass me my phone"

Sherlock S1E3 - Sherlock/John: "Pass me my phone"

  

12 Days of Sherlock - Day 3 - Confronting Moriarty - BBC

12 Days of Sherlock - Day 3 - Confronting Moriarty - BBC

  

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Photo promotionnelle du troisième épisode de la saison 1 de Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes et John Watson - extérieur)

Photo promotionnelle du troisième épisode de la saison 1 de Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes et John Watson - extérieur)

Photo promotionnelle du troisième épisode de la saison 1 de Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes, John Watson et Lestrade)

Photo promotionnelle du troisième épisode de la saison 1 de Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes, John Watson et Lestrade)

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Photo promotionnelle du troisième épisode de la saison 1 de Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes)

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Réalisateur : Paul McGuigan
Scénariste :  Mark Gatiss

Adaptation de : The Bruce-Partington Plans (Les Plans du Bruce Partington) par Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

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Sherlock s'ennuie ferme dans son petit appartement londonien. Il recherche désespérément un peu d'action, et surtout d’ingéniosité de la part des criminels londoniens. John, de son côté, a commencé la rédaction de leurs aventures sur un blog. Il a intitulé l’affaire du taxi « une étude en rose ». Cela agace énormément Sherlock, car John n’hésite pas à le critiquer, expliquant notamment qu’il ne sait pas qui est le 1er ministre britannique, ou encore que la Terre tourne autour du soleil…

C'est alors qu'apparait son frère, Mycroft. Il va lui demander de l'aide sur une affaire : un employé du gouvernement qui travaillait sur un projet top-secret vient d'être retrouvé mort. Il devait être en possession d’une clé USB, où se trouvaient des plans sur un projet anti-missiles. Le but pour Sherlock étant de récupérer les plans avant qu’ils ne tombent entre de mauvaises mains.

Mais parallèlement à cette affaire, Sherlock va se trouver confronté à un inconnu qui lui envoie personnellement des messages. Lestrade le convoque, car une lettre à son intention a été retrouvée lors d’une explosion. Dans l’enveloppe se trouve un portable, avec une photo d’une cheminée. Personne ne comprend vraiment, jusqu’à ce que Sherlock se souvienne que cette cheminée se trouve dans un des appartements du 221B Baker Street, appartenant donc à Mme Hudson. En arrivant dans la pièce, ils découvrent une paire de baskets usée. Le téléphone de l’enveloppe se met à sonner, et Sherlock se trouve au bout du fil avec une inconnue, qui lit un texte en pleurant. L’auteur du texte va alors poser un ultimatum à Sherlock, qui doit résoudre l’énigme contre la vie de cette femme, ligotée par des explosifs. Sherlock comprend alors qu’il se retrouve enfin à « jouer » avec Moriarty.

Dans le laboratoire de l’hôpital, Sherlock étudie la paire de basket. Grâce à la boue collée sous les semelles, et après une rapide déduction, il va se souvenir à qui appartenait ses baskets : il s’agit de sa première affaire alors qu’il était tout jeune. Un jeune homme était mort par noyade dans une piscine, et tout portait à croire qu’il s’agissait d’un accident. Mais Sherlock avait, à l’époque, remarqué qu’il manquait ses chaussures dans son casier… Et voilà que les fameuses chaussures réapparaissent. Sherlock va découvrir que le poseur de bombe a tué ce jeune homme en l’empoisonnant. L’otage se retrouve alors libéré, Sherlock ayant résolu l’énigme.

Molly, présente à l’hôpital, en profite pour présenter son petit-ami, Jim. Sherlock va immédiatement affirmer à Molly qu’il est homosexuel, car il a laissé son numéro à Sherlock. Molly repart, très fâchée, sans que Sherlock ne comprenne vraiment pourquoi, car selon lui il lui a fait gagner du temps.

Sherlock ne souhaitant pas s’occuper de l’affaire des plans, il confie cette tâche à John, tout en faisant croire à Mycroft que son frère travaille d’arrache-pied sur cette enquête.

A peine l’énigme des baskets résolue, Sherlock va encore se frotter à un nouvel ultimatum. L’inconnu portant les explosifs est un homme, debout en plein milieu d’une ville. Puisque l’image envoyée sur le portable est celle d’une voiture, la police, suivie par Sherlock et John se rendent près du véhicule.

La voiture est une voiture de location, loué par un banquier. Du sang a été retrouvé à l’intérieur, mais il n’y a pas de corps. En interrogeant l’épouse du disparu et le loueur de voiture, Sherlock commence à comprendre qu’il ne s’agit pas d’un crime. En effet, le banquier n’est pas mort, mais c’est fait aider par le loueur de voiture pour quitter le pays, avec la complicité de son épouse. La deuxième énigme est résolue, l’homme inconnu est donc sauvé. Mais malheureusement, un autre « jeu » attend Sherlock. Cette fois-ci, c’est une vieille dame aveugle qui est prise en otage, la devinette tournant autour du décès d’une présentatrice de télévision, Connie Prince. En inspectant le corps et en faisant des recherches, Sherlock et John comprennent que c’est le domestique qui a assassiné Connie en lui injectant une bactérie mortelle. Malgré cela, la vieille dame sera exécutée, car elle allait donner des indications sur la voix de Moriarty.

Quatrième énigme pour Sherlock. Un corps a été retrouvé au bord de la Tamise, un gardien d’un musée. En peu de temps, Sherlock conclut que le gardien a été victime d’un contrat, car il savait que le nouveau tableau de Vermeer était un faux. Il a donc été tué pour le faire taire. Devant le tableau, Sherlock cherche la faille pour prouver qu’il est réellement faux. Surtout que l’otage, cette fois-ci, est un enfant… Un compte à rebours se déclenche, et Sherlock découvre la supercherie juste à temps. Après l’interrogatoire de la gérante de la galerie, Sherlock a bien confirmation que le sinistre criminel qui est derrière toutes ces affaires est bien Moriarty.

John, quant à lui, enquête toujours en parallèle sur l’affaire que lui avait confiée Mycroft. Mais il va vite se rendre compte que Sherlock l’observait depuis le début ! Pour lui, les plans volés n’ont pas quittés le pays ; et finalement, le meurtre de l’employé du gouvernement n’a rien à voir avec ses fameux plans : il s’agissait juste d’un accident lors d’une bagarre entre lui et son beau-frère.

John se rend chez sa petite-amie, Sarah. Il ne sait pas que Sherlock n’a pas rendu les plans anti-missiles, car il  a compris que c’est ce que voulait Moriarty… Par l’intermédiaire d’internet, Sherlock se retrouve dans les locaux d’une piscine, lieu de rendez-vous avec le criminel. Mais là, une surprise de taille va l’attendre : c’est John qui va se trouver là, à communiquer avec lui, sa veste ayant été bourrée d’explosifs. Moriarty va finalement faire son apparition, et Sherlock ne va pas à en croire ses yeux, car il a déjà rencontré cet individu. C’était en effet le petit-ami de Molly, celui qu’il avait pris pour un homosexuel et qui lui avait laissé son numéro.

La discussion commence entre les deux hommes. Ils se complimentent, car tous deux sont ennemis mais respectent ce qu’ils sont capables d’accomplir : alors que Sherlock est le détective consultant, Jim Moriarty est le criminel consultant. Mais même si Sherlock trouve Moriarty très brillant, des gens sont morts à cause de lui. Jim s’en moque et commence à en avoir assez de ce petit jeu, menaçant Sherlock de lui réduire le cœur en cendre s’il ne le laisse pas tranquille. Contre toute attente, il décide toute de même de partir, laissant John et Sherlock seuls au bord de la piscine. Sherlock en profite pour enlever la veste remplies d’explosifs de John et la jette plus loin.

Mais c’est alors que revient Moriarty, qui finalement a changé d’avis : il va les assassiner ! Des snipers mettent en joue le duo, qui se regardent et se comprennent de suite en faisant un signe de tête : Sherlock, arme à la main, mets en joue le gilet d’explosifs, qui se trouve prêt de Moriarty…

Episode 1.03 : LE GRAND JEU

 

 

 

 MINSK, BIELORUSSIE

 

 

Dans un réfectoire sombre et glacial, Sherlock et un jeune homme en combinaison de détenu, sont assis face à face.

SHERLOCK : Dites-moi simplement, et depuis le début, ce qui s’est passé ce soir-là.

JEUNE HOMME : On avait été dans un bar, un super endroit… J’avais parlé avec une des serveuses et Karen avait pas trop aimé. Alors quand on est rentré à l’hôtel, on s’est, comme qui dirait, un peu engueulé.

Profond soupir de Sherlock.

JEUNE HOMME : Elle arrêtait pas de répéter que si elle aurait su, elle aurait pris un vrai mec.

SHERLOCK : « Si elle avait su », je vous prie.

JEUNE HOMME : Hein ?

SHERLOCK : « Si elle avait su », pas « si elle aurait su ».

JEUNE HOMME : Ah…

SHERLOCK : Continuez.

JEUNE HOMME : Euh… Ben… Après, je sais pas trop comment que ça se fait, mais je me suis retrouvé avec un couteau. Vous savez, mon vieux, c’était un boucher : alors les couteaux, ça me connaît. Il nous a même appris comment qu’on découpe une bête.

SHERLOCK : Comment on déc…

JEUNE HOMME : Hein ?!!

SHERLOCK : « Comment on découpe une bête »

JEUNE HOMME : Oui, oui… Après je l’ai faite taire…

SHERLOCK : « Fait taire ».

JEUNE HOMME : Ouais ! Je l’ai poignardée ! Une fois ! Deux fois ! Trois fois ! Et quand j’ai regardé, elle bouge plus !

Soupir de Sherlock.

JEUNE HOMME : Non… je veux dire : elle a bougé… elle n’a plus… elle bougeait plus… Ecoutez, monsieur, je sais pas comment que c’est arrivé, mais c’est un accident, je vous le jure.

Sherlock se lève de sa chaise.

JEUNE HOMME : ‘Faut que vous m’aidez (Sherlock s’éloigne) Mr Holmes ! Tout le monde dit que c’est vous le meilleur, que sans vous, ils voudront qu’on me pend.

SHERLOCK : Non, non, non, Mr Bewick, pas du tout… « Qu’on vous pende », ça oui.

Il sourit et s’en va.

 

 

 

-Générique-

 

 

 

221B BAKER STREET

 

Des coups de feu retentissent. Sherlock, en peignoir, dans son fauteuil, tire au revolver sur le mur. Il vise un smiley jaune peint à la bombe. John monte les marches quatre à quatre.

JOHN : Mais enfin, qu’est-ce que tu fabriques ?!

SHERLOCK : M’ennuie…

JOHN : Quoi ?!

SHERLOCK : M’ennuie !!! (il se lève et recommence à tirer sur le mur : une fois « normalement », une seconde fois en passant son bras derrière son dos)  JE-m’ennuie !

Il rend son revolver à John, qui enlève le chargeur.

SHERLOCK : Je ne sais pas ce que les criminels ont en ce moment. Heureusement que je n’en fais pas partie.

JOHN : Alors tu te rattrapes sur le mur.

SHERLOCK : Oh… il l’a bien mérité. (il inspecte les impacts et s’allonge de tout son long dans le canapé)

JOHN : Et cette affaire russe, alors ?

SHERLOCK : Biélorusse. Un meurtre de petite envergure. Je perdais mon temps.

JOHN : Oh, dommage. (Il rentre dans la cuisine, fait mine de désapprouver le « désordre scientifique » laissé sur la table par Sherlock et s’approche du frigo) Il y a quelque chose à manger ? Je meurs de faim. (Il ouvre la porte du frigo et la referme aussitôt, car il vient de tomber nez à nez avec une tête humaine…) Oh ! (Il rouvre la porte, s’assure de sa découverte, et la referme à nouveau) Y’a une tête… Y’a une tête coupée !

SHERLOCK : Juste du thé pour moi. Merci.

JOHN : Y’a une tête dans le frigo !

SHERLOCK : Oui…

JOHN : Une putain de tête !

SHERLOCK : Où veux-tu que je la mette cette tête ? Ça ne t’ennuie pas trop, j’espère ?... Elle vient de la morgue de l’hôpital. Je suis en train de mesurer la coagulation de la salive après la mort. J’ai vu ce que tu as écrit sur l’affaire du taxi…

JOHN : Oui.

SHERLOCK : « Une étude en rose »… Charmant.

JOHN : Et bien, tu sais : femme en rose, valise rose, portable rose… ça faisait beaucoup de rose. Tu as aimé ?

SHERLOCK : Euh… non.

JOHN : Pourquoi ? Je croyais que tu serais flatté.

SHERLOCK : Flatté ? « Sherlock voit au travers de tout et de nous tous, mais la chose la plus incroyable c’est à quel point il est ignorant sur bien des sujets ».

JOHN : Attends une minute : ce n’est pas du tout dans ce sens…

SHERLOCK : Oh, tu voulais sûrement dire « ignorant » au sens gentil du mot. Ecoute : je me fiche de savoir qui est Premier Ministre…

JOHN : Oh non…

SHERLOCK : Qui couche avec qui…

JOHN : Ou que la Terre tourne autour du Soleil…

SHERLOCK : Oh non, pas ça. Ce n’est pas important !

JOHN : Pardon ? On apprend ça dans les petites classes. Comment peux-tu ne pas le savoir ?

SHERLOCK : Si je l’ai jamais su, je l’ai effacé.

JOHN : Effacé ?

SHERLOCK (il se redresse et s’assoit) : Ecoute : ce qui est à l’intérieur de mon crâne me sert de disque dur, et je ne veux y enregistrer que des choses utiles, vraiment utiles. Tu comprends ? Les gens ordinaires se remplissent la tête de toutes sortes de bêtises, et ils ont du mal à aller à l’essentiel, tu saisis ?

JOHN : Mais le système solaire !

SHERLOCK : Oh ! Et alors ? Mais qu’est-ce que ça peut bien faire qu’on tourne autour du Soleil ? Si on tournait autour de la Lune, ou bien d’un manège comme des chevaux de bois, on ne verrait pas la différence ! Tout ce qui compte pour moi, c’est le travail. Et sans travail, mon cerveau pourrit. Tiens, mets-ça sur ton blog, ou mieux encore : arrête d’infliger tes opinions au monde ! (il se retourne, se recroqueville dans le canapé en tournant le dos à John)

John se lève du fauteuil.

SHERLOCK : Où est-ce que tu vas ?

JOHN : Je sors. J’ai besoin d’air !

 

Il croise Mme Hudson dans les escaliers.

Mme HUDSON : Pardon, mon garçon ! (elle arrive dans le salon) Coucou ! Alors on s’est un peu disputé ?

Sherlock se relève, monte sur la table basse et se dirige vers la fenêtre, d’où il observe John dans la rue.

Mme HUDSON : Oh, il fait pas chaud dehors. Il aurait dû se couvrir un peu plus.

SHERLOCK : Regardez-moi ça, Mme Hudson. C’est silencieux, calme, paisible. C’est intenable !

Mme HUDSON : Oh je suis sure qu’il va y avoir du nouveau, Sherlock. Un beau meurtre, de quoi vous remonter le moral.

SHERLOCK : Il n’arrivera jamais trop tôt.

Mme HUDSON : Eh ! Qu’est-ce que vous avez fait à mon mur ? J’ajouterai les frais de la réparation à votre loyer, jeune homme ! (en s’éloignant).

 

Sherlock sourit en contemplant son œuvre et finalement soupire d’ennui, lorsqu’une explosion l’envoie à terre et fait voler en éclat les vitres de l’appartement.

 

 

APPARTEMENT DE SARAH

 

Au petit matin, John se relève du sofa : le réveil est difficile.

SARAH (en peignoir) : Bonjour !

JOHN : Oh, bonjour !

SARAH : T’aurais dû prendre le matelas pneumatique.

JOHN : Non, non, non. Ça a été, merci. J’ai bien dormi. Tu es gentille.

 

Elle cherche quelque chose sur le sofa. C’est la télécommande de la télé, qu’elle allume alors.

SARAH : La prochaine fois, je te laisserai dormir au bout de mon lit, si tu veux.

JOHN : Et après la prochaine fois ?

« Un ange passe ». Le journal télévisé parle d’une œuvre d’art.

SARAH : Tu veux un petit déjeuner ?

JOHN : Avec plaisir.

SARAH : Dans ce cas, il va falloir que tu le prépares parce que je vais prendre une douche.

Elle s’en va et pendant que John reboutonne sa chemise, les informations font état d’ « une importante explosion dans le centre de Londres ». Il se fige devant les images des dégâts causés par l’explosion. Il se relève et prend sa veste.

JOHN : Sarah ! Sarah ! Désolé, il faut que je me sauve !

 

 

BAKER STREET

 

John se fraye un passage à travers les curieux et les policiers qui forment un barrage de sécurité. La rue est jonchée de gravats.

JOHN : Excusez-moi. Je peux passer, s’il vous plaît. Excusez-moi. J’habite là. J’habite juste là.

POLICIER 1 : Bon, allez-y.

 

L’immeuble juste en face du 221B est complètement éventré.

JOHN (à un policier qui se trouve à côté de la porte d’entrée) : J’habite là.

POLICIER 2 : Allez-y monsieur.

JOHN : Merci.

Il rentre et se rue dans les escaliers.

JOHN : Sherlock ! Sherlock !

 

Il arrive dans le salon. Sherlock est assis dans son fauteuil, avec son violon. Mycroft lui fait face.

SHERLOCK : John.

JOHN : J’ai tout vu à la télé. Ça va ?

Les vitres des fenêtres sont remplacées par des planches de bois et des feuilles de papier sont éparpillées au sol.

SHERLOCK : Moi ?... Oh, oui, très bien… Fuite de gaz. Apparemment. (à Mycroft) Je ne peux pas.

MYCROFT : Ah, tiens.

SHERLOCK : L’enquête dont je m’occupe est trop prenante. Je n’ai pas le temps.

MYCROFT : Laisse tomber tes habituelles fadaises, il s’agit d’une affaire cruciale pour le pays.

SHERLOCK : Et ton régime, ça va ?

MYCROFT : Très bien. (à John) Vous pourriez peut-être lui parler, John ?

JOHN : Pardon ?

MYCROFT : Mon frère peut, hélas, faire preuve d’une grande intransigeance.

SHERLOCK : Pourquoi tu n’enquêtes pas toi-même si ça te tient à cœur ?

MYCROFT : Non, non, non. Je ne peux absolument pas m’absenter du bureau pour l’instant. Du moins pas avec les élections coréennes… mais tu n’as pas besoin d’en savoir davantage sur ce point, je crois, non ? Enfin, pour en revenir à notre affaire, elle requiert, je dirais, du « travail de terrain » (Mycroft dit ces mots avec un air de dédain, et Sherlock n’apprécie guère la remarque).

SHERLOCK (à John) : Comment vont Sarah et son matelas pneumatique ?

MYCROFT (en consultant sa montre à gousset) : Son sofa, Sherlock. C’était son sofa.

SHERLOCK (en observant mieux John) : Ah, oui, bien sûr…

JOHN : Quoi ? Comment… Peu importe…

MYCROFT : Les affaires de Sherlock semblent florissantes depuis que vous êtes copains. C’est comment de vivre avec lui ? Infernal, j’imagine.

JOHN : Je ne m’ennuie jamais.

MYCROFT : C’est bien ! C’est bien, non ?

Sherlock, visiblement très ennuyé par la présence de son frère depuis le début de la scène, s’agace de plus en plus. Mycroft se relève et lui tend un dossier. Il ne lâche alors ni son violon, ni son archet et le défie du regard.

MYCROFT : Andrew West, que ses amis surnomment Westie (en tendant le dossier à John). Fonctionnaire. On l’a retrouvé mort ce matin, sur une des voies de la gare de Battersea, avec le crâne fracassé.

JOHN : Il s’est jeté sous un train ?

MYCROFT : C’est l’hypothèse qui paraît la plus logique.

JOHN : Mais…

MYCROFT : Mais ?

JOHN : Vous ne seriez pas venu si ce n’était qu’un accident.

Sherlock sourit.

MYCROFT : Le ministère de la Défense travaille sur un nouveau système de défense anti-missile : le projet Bruce Partington. Les plans de ce projet étaient sur une clef USB.

John ricane.

JOHN : Ce n’est pas très malin, non ?

Sherlock sourit à nouveau.

MYCROFT : Ce n’est pas la seule copie des plans. Mais ils sont secrets et la clef est manquante.

JOHN : Top secrets ?

MYCROFT : C’est le mot. On pense que West a pris la clef USB et on ne peut risquer de la voir tomber entre de mauvaises mains. (Il se retourne vers Sherlock, qui nettoie son archet, pensivement, les yeux dans le vague) Il faut que tu retrouves les plans, Sherlock. Ne me force pas à te l’ordonner.

Sherlock place son violon sur son épaule.

SHERLOCK : Je serais curieux de voir ça.

MYCROFT : Réfléchis bien… Au revoir, John (ils se serrent la main). Et à très bientôt.

Sherlock se met à jouer un très mauvais air pour accompagner (hâter ?) le départ de son frère.
Une fois celui-ci parti, Sherlock cesse et John se rassoit.

JOHN : Pourquoi t’as menti ?... En ce moment, tu n’as rien. Pas une seule affaire. C’est pour ça que tu t’en es pris au mur. Pourquoi tu lui as dit que tu étais occupé ?

SHERLOCK : Pourquoi pas ?

JOHN : Oh… Génial. C’est de la rivalité fraternelle, maintenant je commence à comprendre.

Le téléphone de Sherlock sonne. Il décroche.

SHERLOCK : Sherlock Holmes… Mais bien sûr. Comment pourrais-je refuser ?

Il se relève après avoir raccroché.

SHERLOCK : Lestrade. Je suis convoqué. Tu viens ?

JOHN : Oui, si tu veux.

SHERLOCK : Bien sûr que je veux. Je serais perdu sans mon bloggeur.

Plan suivant : ils sont installés dans un taxi qui traverse Londres pour les mener à Scotland Yard.

 

SCOTLAND YARD

LESTRADE : Vous aimez les affaires amusantes, pas vrai ? Celles qui vous surprennent…

SHERLOCK : Evidemment.

LESTRADE : Alors vous allez adorer celle-là. Vous savez, l’explosion…

SHERLOCK : Une fuite de gaz, non ?

LESTRADE : Non.

SHERLOCK : Non ?

LESTRADE : Maquillée pour y ressembler.

JOHN : Comment ça ?

LESTRADE : Il ne reste quasiment rien de l’appart’, sauf un coffre-fort. Un super coffre-fort, contenant ceci.

SHERLOCK : Vous ne l’avez pas ouvert ?

LESTRADE : Elle vous est adressée, non ? On l’a passé aux rayons X, elle n’est pas piégée.

SHERLOCK : Comme c’est rassurant.

Il saisit l’enveloppe et se rapproche d’une source de lumière pour mieux l’observer.

SHERLOCK : Joli papier. Fabriqué en Bohème.

LESTRADE : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : Elle vient de la république tchèque. Il n’y a pas d’empreinte de doigts ?

LESTRADE : Non.

SHERLOCK : Elle s’est servie d’un stylo-plume. Un Parker Duofold, avec une plume en Iridium.

JOHN : « Elle » ?

SHERLOCK : C’est évident.

JOHN : Evident…

Sherlock ouvre délicatement l’enveloppe, à l’aide d’un couteau à papier. Il en sort un smartphone rose.

JOHN : Mais c’est… le… portable… le portable rose.

LESTRADE : Celui d’ « Une étude en rose » ?

SHERLOCK : De toute évidence, ce n’est pas le même. Mais quelqu’un veut qu’on croie que ça l’est…      « Une étude en rose » ? Vous lisez son blog ?!

LESTRADE : Bien sûr que je le lis. On le lit tous. Dites-moi c’est vrai que vous ne savez pas que la Terre tourne autour du Soleil ?

Donovan, qui passait par là, pouffe de rire.

SHERLOCK : Il ne s’agit pas du même. Celui-ci est neuf, mais quelqu’un s’est donné beaucoup de mal pour qu’on pense que c’est le même. Ce qui veut dire que ton blog est beaucoup plu lu que je ne le croyais.

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JOHN : C’est tout ?

SHERLOCK : Non, ce n’est pas tout.

A l’image : une photo apparaît sur l’écran du portable. Il s’agit d’une pièce, avec au fond une cheminée, le tout visiblement à l’abandon.

LESTRADE : Qu’est-ce qu’on est censé comprendre ? Une photo d’agence immobilière et les bips de l’horloge parlante…

SHERLOCK : C’est une mise en garde.

JOHN : Une mise en garde ?

SHERLOCK : Certaines sociétés secrètes envoyaient à leurs futures victimes cinq pépins d’orange seulement. Ici ce sont cinq bips. On nous prévient que ça va se reproduire. J’ai déjà vu cet endroit.

Sherlock commence à s’éloigner.

JOHN (à ses trousses) : Attends, qu’est-ce qui va se reproduire ?

SHERLOCK (en continuant de s’éloigner) : Boum !

 

221B BAKER STREET

Sherlock, John et Lestrade sortent d’un taxi. En entrant au 221B, Sherlock n’emprunte pas les escaliers mais se dirige vers une porte au rez-de-chaussée : le 221C.

SHERLOCK : Mme Hudson !

Mme HUDSON (en donnant des clefs à Sherlock) : Je vous ai montré cette pièce la première fois que vous avez visité l’appartement.

SHERLOCK (en déverrouillant les serrures) : Cette porte a été ouverte il n’y a pas longtemps.

Mme HUDSON : C’est pas possible : c’est la seule clef. Je ne trouve personne qui veuille habiter ici. A cause de l’humidité, je pense. C’est le défaut des logements en sous-sol. J’ai habité un endroit quand j’étais jeune mariée (les trois compères entrent dans l’appartement sans prêter grande attention à l’histoire de Mme Hudson) où les murs étaient couverts de moisissures noires…

La porte du 221C claque et interrompt Mme Hudson dans son élan.

Mme HUDSON : Oh… Et zut… (elle s’en retourne alors dans son appartement)

Sherlock, John et Lestrade pénètrent dans la pièce qui était en photo sur le portable rose. Une paire de basket trône au milieu de la pièce.

JOHN : Des chaussures. (Sherlock se rapproche) N’oublie pas que c’est un poseur de bombe.

Il s’agenouille et observe de très près les chaussures sans les toucher. Le téléphone sonne. Il se relève et décroche.

 

Incrustation : Numéro masqué

 

SHERLOCK : Allo ?

VOIX DE FEMME SANGLOTANTE : Bonjour, beau gosse.

SHERLOCK : Qui est-ce ?

FEMME : Je vous ai envoyé une petite devinette. Juste pour vous dire salut.

SHERLOCK : Qui êtes-vous et pourquoi pleurez-vous ?

FEMME : Je… je ne pleure pas… je tape un texte…

A l’image : une femme en larmes, au volant d’une voiture, lisant sur un pager, et parlant au téléphone.

FEMME : Et cette… stupide… petite garce… le lit à haute voix.

SHERLOCK : Le rideau se lève enfin.

JOHN : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : Rien.

JOHN : Non. Qu’est-ce que tu veux dire ?

SHERLOCK : ça fait un bout de temps que j’attends ce moment.

FEMME : Vous avez… douze heures pour résoudre… ce mystère… Sherlock… ou je pourrais bien… devenir… très vilain.

La femme est couverte d’explosifs.


BART’S

Dans un laboratoire, Sherlock observe et effectue des prélèvements sur la paire de baskets. Dans un autre laboratoire (celui de la rencontre avec John), il travaille à l’aide d’un microscope.

JOHN : Alors c’était qui, à ton avis ?

SHERLOCK : Mmmh ? (une alerte SMS retentit)

JOHN : La femme qui était au téléphone, celle qui était en pleurs.

SHERLOCK : Elle n’est pas importante. Ce n’est qu’un otage, ce n’est pas une piste.

JOHN : Mais enfin ! Je pensais à tout sauf à une piste.

SHERLOCK : Ce n’est pas toi qui vas pouvoir l’aider.

JOHN : Est-ce qu’au moins on essaie de localiser l’appel ?

SHERLOCK : Notre homme est trop malin pour ça (une autre alerte SMS). Passe-moi mon portable.

JOHN : Où il est ?

SHERLOCK : Veste.

John, un brin énervé, empoigne la veste de Sherlock (qu’il porte) et saisit le portable dans la poche intérieure.

SHERLOCK : Doucement !

JOHN : Un texto de ton frère.

SHERLOCK (sans quitter des yeux son microscope) : Supprime-le.

JOHN : Ah oui ?

SHERLOCK : Les plans sont déjà à l’étranger. On ne peut plus rien y faire.

 

Incrustation :      CONCERNANT PLANS BRUCE-PARTINGTON
                             Enquête sur mort de
                             West avance ?

                             Mycroft

 

JOHN : Et bien, Mycroft croit que si. C’est le huitième texto qu’il t’envoie. Ça doit être important.

SHERLOCK : Alors pourquoi n’a-t-il pas annulé son rendez-vous chez le dentiste ?

JOHN : Son quoi ?

SHERLOCK : Mycroft n’envoie de texto que s’il ne peut pas parler. Ecoute : Andrew West a volé les plans, essayé de les vendre et s’est fait buter pour sa peine. Fin de l’histoire. Le seul mystère c’est pourquoi mon frère insiste-t-il pour m’ennuyer alors qu’on a à faire à quelqu’un de si génialement intéressant ?

 JOHN : N’oublie pas qu’une femme va peut-être mourir.

SHERLOCK : Pourquoi faire ? Cet hôpital est plein de mourants, Docteur, pourquoi ne vas-tu pas un peu pleurer à leur chevet pour voir le bien que ça leur fait ?

L’ordinateur sur lequel travaille Sherlock émet une sorte de sonnerie.

SHERLOCK : Oh !

A ce moment-là, Molly rentre dans le laboratoire.

MOLLY: ça roule?

SHERLOCK: Ah! Oui!

Elle s’approche, tandis qu’un jeune home rentre à son tour dans le laboratoire.

JIM : Oh, pardon, je ne savais pas…

MOLLY : Jim ! Salut ! Entre, je t’en prie. Jim, je te présente Sherlock Holmes (qui continue de travailler sur son microscope et ne se retourne pas) et… excusez-moi…

JOHN : John Watson, enchanté.

JIM : Salut. Alors vous êtes Sherlock Holmes ?! Molly m’a pas mal parlé de vous. Vous êtes sur une affaire ? (il se rapproche de Sherlock).

MOLLY : Jim travaille au-dessus, à l’unité de soins intensifs. C’est là qu’on s’est connu, et on s’est tout de suite plu.

Sherlock se retourne vers Jim, lui lance un regard très furtif et reprend son travail au microscope.

SHERLOCK : Homo.

MOLLY : Qu’est-ce que vous dites ?

SHERLOCK : Rien… (à Jim) Hello !

JIM : Hello (et il fait tomber par terre un haricot qui se trouvait sur la table). Pardon… Désolé (il le repose à sa place). Bon, il faut que je me sauve. (A Molly) Je te retrouve à la brasserie, vers 6h.

MOLLY : C’est ça, oui.

JIM (à Sherlock) : Au revoir. J’ai été ravi de…

Les yeux toujours rivés sur le microscope, il ne se retourne pas.

JOHN : Nous aussi.

Jim s’en va.

MOLLY (à Sherlock) : Pourquoi vous avez dit « homo » tout à l’heure ? C’est mon copain.

SHERLOCK : Et le bonheur vous réussit : vous avez pris un kilo 400 depuis la dernière fois que je vous ai vue.

MOLLY : Un kilo 200

SHERLOCK : Mmmh : 400.

JOHN: Sherlock!

MOLLY: Et il n’est pas homo! Pourquoi tout gâcher comme ça ?! Il n’est pas…

SHERLOCK : Avec le soin qu’il apporte à sa toilette ?

JOHN : Parce qu’il met un produit sur ses cheveux ? J’en mets aussi sur les miens !

SHERLOCK : Toi, tu te les laves : c’est différent. Non, non, non : les yeux maquillés, signes évidents de crème anti-âge sur les rides du front, les yeux fatigués d’un clubber, sans parler de ses sous-vêtements…

MOLLY : Ses sous-vêtements ?!

SHERLOCK : Visibles au-dessus de son pantalon. Très visibles. Et d’une marque particulière. Ajouter à cela le fait très suggestif qu’il a laissé son numéro sous ce haricot (Sherlock soulève effectivement le haricot et y trouve un morceau de papier), et je dirai que vous feriez mieux de rompre maintenant : ça vous évitera de souffrir.

Molly s’en va en courant. Sherlock s’en étonne.

JOHN : Super, bravo.

SHERLOCK : Quoi ? Je lui fais gagner du temps : c’est gentil, non ?

JOHN : « Gentil » ? Non. Non, ce que tu as fait, c’est pas gentil.

Sherlock soupire et déplace une des baskets vers John.

SHERLOCK : C’est à toi.

JOHN : Mmmh ?

SHERLOCK : Tu sais ce que je fais : alors vas-y.

JOHN : Non. (Il regarde sa montre) Non.

SHERLOCK : Vas-y.

JOHN : Non. Je vais pas me tenir là, à attendre que tu m’humilies pendant que…

SHERLOCK : Un œil extérieur, un deuxième avis : tout ça m’est très utile.

JOHN : Oui, c’est ça…

SHERLOCK : Oui, vraiment.

JOHN : D’accord. (il saisit une basket) Ce sont des chaussures de sport. Des baskets.

SHERLOCK : Bien (il prend son portable)

JOHN : Euh… elles sont en bon état… elles ont l’air plutôt neuves… sauf que les semelles sont usées, donc leur propriétaire les avait depuis un bon moment. Un modèle rétro, inspiré des années 80.

SHERLOCK : Tu es vraiment très en forme. Quoi d’autre ?

JOHN : Et bien, elles sont plutôt grandes, donc c’est des baskets d’homme. Mais… mais il y avait un nom à l’intérieur… écrit au feutre. Les adultes n’écrivent pas leur nom dans leurs baskets, donc elles appartenaient à un gamin.

SHERLOCK : Excellent. Mais encore ?

JOHN : Euh… C’est tout.

SHERLOCK : C’est tout ?

JOHN : Qu’est-ce que tu en dis ?

SHERLOCK : Que c’est bien, John. Que c’est très bien. Tu as zappé à peu près tout ce qui est important, mais… bon. (John lui donne la basket). Il adorait ses baskets : il les frottait, les blanchissait quand elles se décoloraient. Il a changé les lacets trois fois… quatre fois. (John se décompose) On trouve des petits lambeaux de peau venant de ses doigts quand ils entraient en contact avec : donc il soufrait d’eczéma. Les semelles sont plus usées vers l’intérieur, ce qui veut dire qu’il avait une voûte plantaire fragile. Fabriquées ici, vieille de vingt ans.

JOHN : Vieille de vingt ans ?

SHERLOCK : Elles sont d’origine, pas rétro (en lui montrant son portable) : deux bandes, édition limitée, 1989.

JOHN : Mais il y a encore de la boue dessus, et elles ont l’air neuves.

SHERLOCK : Parce qu’on les a maintenues ainsi. Il y a de la boue séchée sur les semelles : l’analyse montre une boue du Sussex, couverte d’une boue londonienne.

JOHN : A quoi tu le vois ?

SHERLOCK : Aux pollens. A la carte des pollens : le Sussex et le Sud de la Tamise. Donc ce gamin est arrivé du Sussex il y a vingt ans et il a laissé ses baskets derrière lui.

JOHN : Qu’est-ce qui lui est arrivé ?

SHERLOCK : Un grand malheur. Ce gamin adorait ses baskets, il ne les aurait pas laissées sales à moins d’y avoir été contraint. Donc : un enfant, aux pieds trop grands… (Il se fige, perdu dans ses pensées) Oh…

JOHN: Quoi ?

SHERLOCK: Carl Powers.

JOHN: Qui donc?

SHERLOCK: Carl Powers, John.

JOHN: Et alors?

SHERLOCK: C’est à ce moment-là que j’ai débuté.

 


TAXI

 

SHERLOCK : En 1989, un gamin, champion de natation, débarqué de Brighton pour un tournoi de natation scolaire, se noie dans la piscine. Accident (en lui montrant son téléphone). Tu ne t’en souviens pas, bien entendu.

JOHN : Mais toi, si ?

SHERLOCK : Oui.

JOHN : Sa mort t’a parue suspecte ?

SHERLOCK : Mais personne n’a tiqué. Personne, excepté moi. Je n’étais qu’un môme, mais j’ai lu le compte-rendu dans la presse.

JOHN : Tu as commencé tôt.

SHERLOCK : Le gamin, Carl Powers, a eu une espèce de crise dans l’eau, mais le temps qu’on le repêche, il était trop tard. Y’avait un truc qui clochait, que je n’arrivais pas à oublier.

JOHN : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : Ses chaussures.

JOHN : Oui, et bien ?

SHERLOCK : Elles n’étaient pas là. J’ai fait une histoire, signalé à la police cette absence, mais personne n’y a attaché d’importance. Il avait laissé toutes ses affaires dans son casier, mais aucune trace de ses chaussures (il ramasse à terre le sac contenant les baskets). Jusqu’à aujourd‘hui.

 

A l’image : le visage pensif de Sherlock et celui en larmes de la femme couverte d’explosifs. Le compte à rebours en est à 6h.

 


221B BAKER STREET

 

Dans la cuisine, Sherlock fait des recherches à partir de coupures de presse.

JOHN : Je peux t’aider ? J’aimerais t’aider : il ne reste plus que 5h (alerte SMS, John consulte son téléphone).

 

Incrustation :          Du nouveau ?

                                 Mycroft Holmes

 

JOHN : C’est ton frère. Il m’envoie des textos ! Comment il a eu mon numéro ?

SHERLOCK : ça doit être une grosse carie.

JOHN : Ecoute, il a quand même parlé d’une affaire cruciale pour le pays.

SHERLOCK : Mmmh, original.

JOHN : Qu’est-ce qui est original ?

SHERLOCK : Toi. Pour la Reine et la Patrie.

JOHN : On ne peut pas l’ignorer.

SHERLOCK : Mais je ne l’ignore pas. Je vais mettre mon meilleur homme sur le coup tout de suite.

JOHN : Bien… tant mieux. Qui est-ce ?

 


BUREAU DE MYCROFT

 

John est assis et porte une cravate. Il consulte sa montre, lorsque la porte du bureau s’ouvre.

MYCROFT (lisant un dossier) : John, quelle bonne surprise ! J’espérais être un peu moins long. Qu’est-ce que je peux faire pour vous ? (D’un signe de la main, il invite John à se rassoir, celui-ci s’étant levé à son entrée dans la pièce)

JOHN : Merci… Oh et bien je souhaitais… votre frère m’envoie recueillir un supplément d’information sur les plans, les plans anti-missiles (Mycroft lève alors le nez de son dossier).

MYCROFT : Ah oui ?

JOHN : Oui. Il est en train d’enquêter.

Mycroft grimace : sa « grosse carie » le torture toujours…

JOHN : Et il travaille d’arrache-pied. Qu’est-ce que vous pouvez me dire d’autre sur l’homme qui est mort ?

MYCROFT : Euh… 27 ans, travaillait à Vauxhall Cross, siège du MI6, il a participé au programme Bruce-Partington, mais à titre mineur, contrôles de sécurité tous OK, aucune affiliation ou sympathie terroriste avérée, vu pour la dernière fois par sa fiancée hier à 22h30.

 

A l’image : Andrew West, à la fenêtre de son appartement.

ANDREW WEST : Lucy, il faut que je sorte. Je dois voir quelqu’un, en fait.

LUCY (alors que son fiancé quitte la pièce) : Westie ?

 

Plan suivant : Andrew West gisant à proximité de rails de chemin de fer.

 

JOHN : Il a été retrouvé à Battersea, c’est ça ? Il a donc pris le train.

MYCROFT : Non.

JOHN : Comment ?

MYCROFT : Il avait une carte mensuelle (petit gémissement de douleur : toujours la carie…) mais elle n’a pas servi.

JOHN : Il a dû prendre un billet alors ?

MYCROFT : On n’en a pas trouvé sur son cadavre.

JOHN : Alors ?

MYCROFT : Alors comment a-t-il pu finir avec le cerveau en bouillie à Battersea ? C’est là la question : celle à laquelle j’espérais que Sherlock apporterait une réponse. Comment va-t-il ?

JOHN : Il va très bien. Et l’enquête avance… euh… très bien. Il est totalement concentré sur cette affaire.

 

La femme aux explosifs se désespère toujours dans sa voiture. Il fait à présent nuit et le compte à rebours affiche 3h.

 


221B BAKER STREET

 

Dans la cuisine : Sherlock travaille sur son microscope, Mme Hudson apporte le thé.

SHERLOCK : Du poison.

Mme HUDSON : Qu’est-ce que vous racontez ?

SHERLOCK (en donnant un grand coup sur la table) : Clostridium Botulinum !

Cela fait fuir Mme Hudson, alors que John arrive de sa visite à Mycroft.

SHERLOCK : C’est un des poisons les plus mortels de la planète. Carl Powers !

JOHN : Il a été assassiné, tu veux dire ?

SHERLOCK (en se levant de son siège) : Tu te souviens de ses lacets ? (ces derniers sont « étendus » un peu partout dans la cuisine)

JOHN : Mmmh…

SHERLOCK : Carl souffrait d’eczéma : il n’y avait rien de plus facile que d’introduire le poison dans sa pommade. Quelques heures plus tard, il arrive à Londres. Le poison se met à agir, paralyse ses muscles et il se noie.

JOHN : Comment se fait-il qu’on ne l’ait pas décelé à l’autopsie ?

SHERLOCK : Il est pour ainsi dire indétectable et personne n’a pensé à le chercher. (Il tapote sur son ordinateur portable, sur la page de son site « The Science of Deduction » : Trouvé. La paire de baskets appartient à Carl Powers (1978-1989). Toxine botulique toujours présente. Contacter le 221B Baker Street) Mais il en reste des traces à l’intérieur des baskets, mélangées à la pommade qu’il mettait sur ses pieds. C’est pour ça qu’elles ont disparu.

JOHN : Comment on informe notre homme ?

SHERLOCK (en regardant sa montre) : On attire son attention. On arrête l’horloge.

JOHN : Il gardé ces baskets tout ce temps ?

SHERLOCK : Ouais, ce qui veut dire…

JOHN : Que c’est le poseur de bombe.

Le téléphone sonne.

FEMME AUX EXPLOSIFS (toujours en sanglotant) : Bien… joué. Venez… me chercher. Je vous en prie !

SHERLOCK : Mais où êtes-vous ? Dites-nous où vous êtes ?

 

A l’image : les équipes de démineurs s’approchent de la voiture.

 

 

SCOTLAND YARD

 

LESTRADE : Elle habite en Cornouailles. Deux hommes masqués ont débarqué chez elle, l’ont forcée à conduire jusqu’au parking, parée d’assez d’explosifs pour faire sauter le Parlement tout entier. Et ils lui ont dit de vous appeler. Elle vous lisait les messages envoyés avec ce pager.

SHERLOCK : Et on l’aurait fait exploser si elle avait changé un seul mot.

JOHN : Ou si tu n’avais pas résolu l’affaire.

SHERLOCK : Elégant…

JOHN (soupir) : Elégant ?

LESTRADE : Mais quel est le but de tout ça ? Pourquoi vouloir faire une chose pareille ?

SHERLOCK : Peut-être ne suis-je pas la seule personne, dans ce bas monde, à m’ennuyer.


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« 4 bips »


JOHN : Quatre bips.

SHERLOCK : Apparemment on a réussi la première épreuve. (Il montre le portable à Lestrade : photo d’une voiture) Voici la deuxième. Abandonnée, vous ne croyez pas ?

LESTRADE : Je vais voir si on nous l’a signalée.

DONOVAN : Le taré ! (en tendant le combiné d’un téléphone sans fil) C’est pour vous.

SHERLOCK (en sortant du bureau de Lestrade) : Allo ?

VOIX D’HOMME SANGLOTANTE : ça… ne me dérange pas… que vous soyez allé voir les flics.

SHERLOCK : Qui est-ce ? C’est encore vous ?

HOMME : Mais ne comptez pas sur eux… Vous êtes trop fort… d’avoir deviné pour Carl Powers (à l’image : un homme portant un ample manteau, un téléphone à l’oreille et un pager qu’il lit, dans l’autre main, au milieu d’une circulation dense). Je l’ai jamais aimé… (l’ample manteau laisse dépasser des fils de détonateur) Carl se moquait de moi… alors je l’ai empêché de continuer.

SHERLOCK : Et vous avez pris la voix d’un autre, je suppose ?

HOMME : C’est une histoire entre vous… et moi.

SHERLOCK : Qui êtes-vous ? C’est quoi ce bruit ?

HOMME : Ce sont les bruits de la vie, Sherlock. (à l’image : le carrefour bondé de Piccadilly Circus) Mais ne vous en faites pas : je vais… arranger ça. (Ses pleurs s’intensifient alors qu’un point lumineux rouge se « promène » sur sa poitrine) Vous avez résolu… le dernier mystère en 9h… Cette fois vous n’en avez que 8.

 

LESTRADE (au téléphone, dans son bureau) : Allez-y. Génial ! (Il raccroche et rejoint Sherlock) On l’a trouvée !

 


TERRAIN VAGUE D’UNE USINE DESAFFECTEE, AU BORD DE LA TAMISE

 

Les équipes de la police scientifique s’affairent autour d’une voiture. Sherlock, John et Lestrade franchissent un cordon de sécurité et s’approchent.

LESTRADE : La voiture a été louée hier matin, par un certain Ian Monkford, plus ou moins banquier à la City. Il a payé en liquides. Il a dit à sa femme qu’il partait en voyage d’affaire, mais il n’est jamais arrivé.

DONOVAN (à John) : Vous traînez toujours avec lui ?

JOHN : Oui, enfin euh…

DONOVAN : Les contraires s’attirent, c’est pas ce qu’on dit ?

JOHN : Non.

 

A l’image : l’intérieur de la voiture, couvert de sang.

 

DONOVAN : Vous devriez vous trouver un hobby, genre « collection de timbres » ou « modèles réduits ».

LESTRADE (à Sherlock) : Avant que vous ne demandiez : oui c’est bien le sang de Monkford (Sherlock inspecte la boîte à gants et y trouve une carte). L’ADN correspond.

SHERLOCK : Pas de corps ?

DONOVAN : Pas encore.

SHERLOCK : Envoyez les échantillons au labo.

Regard réprobateur de Lestrade à Donovan.

 

SHERLOCK (à une femme en pleurs) : Mme Monkford ?

Mme MONKFORD : Oui. Oh, excusez-moi, mais j’ai déjà parlé avec deux policiers.

JOHN : Oh mais nous ne sommes pas de la police. Nous sommes…

SHERLOCK (en lui tendant la main et en sanglotant) : Sherlock Holmes. Un très vieil ami de votre mari. On… On était comme frères.

Mme MONKFORD : Euh… Pardon ? Qui êtes-vous ? Je ne crois pas qu’il m’ait parlé de vous.

SHERLOCK : Oh mais si, sûrement. Ceci… ceci est trop horrible. Non, je veux dire : je n’arrive pas à le croire. On s’est vu l’autre jour. Et… Ce bon vieux Ian, toujours aussi insouciant !

Mme MONKFORD : Pardon mais… mon mari était déprimé depuis des mois. Enfin qui êtes-vous ?

SHERLOCK (la larme à l’œil) : Ce qui est étrange c’est qu’il ait loué une voiture. Pourquoi a-t-il fait ça ? C’est un peu suspect, non ?

Mme MONKFORD : Pas du tout ! Il a oublié d’acheter une vignette pour la voiture, c’est tout.

SHERLOCK : Ah ! Ça, ça c’était Ian ! Ça c’était Ian tout craché !

Mme MONKFORD : Absolument pas !

SHERLOCK (retrouvant sa voix et abandonnant les sanglots) : C’est vrai ? Intéressant.

 

Ils s’éloignent.

JOHN : Pourquoi tu lui as menti ?

SHERLOCK : Parce que les gens détestent t’informer. Et ils adorent te contredire. Elle en a parlé au passé, tu as remarqué ?

JOHN : Parlé de quoi ?

SHERLOCK : J’ai parlé de son mari au passé et elle m’a suivi : un peu prématuré, on vient de retrouver la voiture.

JOHN : Tu crois qu’elle a assassiné son mari ?

SHERLOCK : Sûrement pas. C’est une erreur qu’un assassin ne ferait pas.

JOHN : Ah, je vois. Non, je ne vois pas. Qu’est-ce que je suis censé voir ?

DONOVAN : La pêche !

JOHN : Oh !

DONOVAN : Essayez la pêche !

JOHN : Oui ! (à Sherlock) C’est quoi l’étape suivante ?

SHERLOCK : Janus Voitures. (En tendant une carte à John) Je viens de trouver ce carton dans la boîte à gants.

 

A Piccadilly Circus, le compte à rebours affiche 6h.

 

 

JANUS VOITURES

 

Dans le bureau du gérant

GERANT : Je ne vois pas en quoi je peux vois aider, messieurs.

JOHN (il est assis et prend des notes) : Mr Monkford vous a loué une voiture hier.

GERANT : Oui, une voiture de sport, une Mazda RX8. Je m’en offrirais bien une, entre nous.

SHERLOCK (en lui montrant la photo d’une voiture, au mur) : C’en est une, ça ?

GERANT : Non, ce sont toutes des Jaguars. (Le gérant tourne la tête à ce moment-là et Sherlock, debout derrière lui, en profite pour observer sa nuque) Je vois que vous n’êtes pas de la partie.

SHERLOCK : Mais quand même vous pouvez vous en offrir une, non ? Une Mazda, je veux dire.

GERANT : Oui, c’est pas faux. Mais vous savez ce que c’est : quand on bosse dans un magasin de bonbons et qu’on commence à se servir (il se gratte le bras) quand est-ce qu’on s’arrête ?

JOHN: Vous ne connaissiez pas Mr Monkford ?

GERANT : Non, ce n’était qu’un client. Il est venu ici, il a loué une de mes voitures. C’est tout. Je sais pas ce qui a pu lui arriver, le pauvre homme.

SHERLOCK : Vos vacances se sont bien passées ?

GERANT : Hein ?

SHERLOCK : Vous rentrez de vacances, non ?

GERANT : Non, j’ai utilisé un lit de bronzage, en fait. Je suis trop occupé pour prendre des vacances. Mais ma femme adorerait en prendre, le soleil, tout ça…

SHERLOCK : Vous auriez de la monnaie pour le distributeur de cigarettes ?

GERANT : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : J’en ai vu un en venant, mais je n’ai pas de monnaie, et je meurs d’envie de fumer (en lui tendant un billet).

GERANT : Oh ! (il prend son portefeuille dans sa poche et part en quête de monnaie) Non, désolé.

SHERLOCK : Oh, pas grave. Merci de nous avoir consacré du temps, Mr Ewert. Votre aide nous a été précieuse.

Il quitte le bureau, John le suit.

SHERLOCK : Tu viens, John ?

 

Dans l’atelier

JOHN : Tu sais, j’ai de la monnaie, si tu en as encore besoin.

SHERLOCK : Non merci. J’ai mes patchs, tu te rappelles ? Et ça marche très bien.

JOHN : Alors pourquoi t’en as demandée ?

SHERLOCK : Je voulais voir l’intérieur de son portefeuille.

JOHN : Pourquoi ?

SHERLOCK : C’est un menteur.

 

 

LABORATOIRE

 


Sherlock effectue des manipulations scientifiques. (Gros plan sur des boîtes de Petri dans lesquelles Sherlock mélange différents réactifs à ce qui semble être du sang. L’association produit un mélange « effervescent », qui provoque un sourire chez Sherlock)

Le téléphone rose sonne.

SHERLOCK : Allo ?

OTAGE : La clef du mystère est dans le nom : Janus Voitures (il est toujours à Piccadilly Circus, et un point rouge lumineux sur la poitrine).

SHERLOCK : Pourquoi me donneriez-vous la clef ?

OTAGE : Pourquoi quiconque fait-il quoi que ce soit ?... Parce que je m’ennuie. On est fait l’un pour l’autre, Sherlock.

SHERLOCK : Alors parlez-moi avec votre voix.

OTAGE : Patience. (Et il raccroche)

Compte à rebours : 3h

 

 

PARKING SOUTERRAIN

 


Sherlock, John et Lestrade sont autour de la Mazda louée par Ian Monkford.

SHERLOCK : Quelle quantité de sang y avait-il sur le siège, à votre avis ?

LESTRADE : A peu près un demi-litre.

SHERLOCK : Pas « à peu près », exactement un demi-litre. C’est leur première bourde. C’est bien le sang de Ian Monkford, mais il a été congelé.

LESTRADE : Congelé ?

SHERLOCK : ça ne fait aucun doute. Je crois que Ian Monkford a donné une pinte de son sang, il y a pas mal de temps et qu’on l’a répandue sur le siège.

JOHN : Qui a fait ça ?

SHERLOCK : Janus Voitures. La clef est dans le nom.

JOHN : Le dieu aux deux visages.

SHERLOCK : Exactement. Ils fournissent un service très spécial : si quelqu’un a un problème, que ce soit d’argent ou de couple ou d’autre chose, Janus Voitures peut l’aider à disparaître. Ian Monkford était noyé dans les problèmes, financiers sans doute. Il est banquier, il ne voyait pas d’issue. Mais s’il disparaissait et qu’on trouvait la voiture qu’il avait louée avec du sang plein le siège conducteur…

JOHN : Alors où il est ?

SHERLOCK : En Colombie.

LESTRADE : En Colombie ?

SHERLOCK : Mr Ewert de Janus Voitures avait un billet de 20 000 pesos dans son portefeuille, et pas mal de monnaie aussi. Il nous a dit qu’il n’était pas allé à l’étranger récemment, mais quand je l’ai interrogé sur les voitures, j’ai vu la marque de bronzage sur son cou : personne ne porte de chemise sur un lit de bronzage. Et puis il y a son bras.

LESTRADE : Son bras ?

SHERLOCK : Il n’arrêtait pas de le gratter : de toute évidence, son bras l’irritait et saignait. Pourquoi ? Parce qu’il venait de se faire vacciner, sans doute contre l’hépatite B. Difficile à dire à cette distance. Conclusion : il venait certainement d’aider Monkford à s’installer en Colombie. Mme Monkford touche l’assurance-vie et la partage avec Janus Voitures.

JOHN : Mme… Mme Monkford ?

SHERLOCK : Oh oui : elle est aussi dans le coup. (à Lestrade) Maintenant allez les arrêter : c’est ce que vous faites de mieux. Il faut que notre poseur de bombe sache qu’on a résolu l’affaire.

Lestrade les regarde s’éloigner, dépité.

SHERLOCK : Je pète le feu !

 

 

221B BAKER STREET

 

Sherlock poste sur son site :  « Toutes mes félicitations à Ian Monkford pour son installation en Colombie ».

Le téléphone rose sonne aussitôt.

OTAGE : Je… dis que vous pouvez venir me chercher. Au secours… Aidez-moi, je vous en prie.

A Piccadilly Circus, des policiers se précipitent en direction de l’otage. A Baker Street, Sherlock et John se sourient.

 

 

CAFETERIA


Sherlock et John sont attablés, et John mange avec grand appétit.

SHERLOCK : ça va mieux ?

JOHN : Mmmmh… Depuis le début de cette affaire, c’est à peine si on a eu le temps de souffler. Tu ne t’es jamais dit…

SHERLOCK : Probablement que si.

JOHN : … qu’en fait, ce poseur de bombes jouait avec toi. L’enveloppe, le fait d’entrer dans notre appart’, la paire de baskets… il fait tout ça pour toi.

SHERLOCK : Oui, je sais.

JOHN : Alors c’est lui, c’est Moriarty ?

SHERLOCK : Possible.

Alerte SMS. La photo d’une femme blonde sur le portable rose.

SHERLOCK : ça peut être n’importe qui.

JOHN : ça pourrait, oui. Tu as de la chance que je ne bosse pas depuis un moment.

SHERLOCK : Qu’est-ce que tu veux dire ?

JOHN : Et bien, Mme Hudson et moi, nous regardons trop la télévision.

 

John se lève et se dirige près du comptoir, où il saisit la télécommande de la télévision, allume l’appareil et fait défiler les chaînes, jusqu’à ce qu’apparaisse la femme en photo sur le portable.

CONNIE PRINCE (à la télévision) :   Alors ?  Qu’est-ce que vous en dites ? Elle est pas mignonne comme ça ?!

Le téléphone sonne, Sherlock décroche.

SHERLOCK : Allo.

VOIX D’UNE VIEILLE DAME : Celle-ci est… un peu… déficiente. Désolé. Elle est… aveugle (elle aussi est en pleurs). Celle-ci est… vraiment drôle. Je vous accorde… 12h (à l’image : la vieille dame au téléphone, un écouteur dans l’autre oreille, couverte d’explosifs).

SHERLOCK : Pourquoi faites-vous ça ?

VIEILLE DAME : J’adore… vous regarder… danser (ses pleurs s’intensifient).

 

Sherlock raccroche et se retourne vers la télévision. Le présentateur annonce : « Revenons-en maintenant à la mort subite d’une personnalité du petit écran : Connie Prince. Melle Prince, célèbre pour ses émissions de relooking a été retrouvée morte par son frère, il y a deux jours, dans leur maison de Hampstead. »

 

 

MORGUE DE BART’S


Connie Prince est allongée sur une table d’autopsie. Lestrade, Sherlock et John rentrent dans la pièce.

LESTRADE : Connie Prince, 48 ans, elle animait une émission de relooking à la télé. Vous l’avez déjà vue ?

SHERLOCK : Non.

LESTRADE : Elle était très populaire et invitée partout.

SHERLOCK : Et bien elle ne le sera plus. Donc : morte depuis deux jours et, d’après un membre de son staff, Raoul Dos Santos, elle s’est blessée la main avec un clou rouillé du jardin. Vilaine blessure. La bactérie du tétanos pénètre dans le sang et après c’est : « Good Night, Vienna »…

JOHN : Je suppose.

SHERLOCK : Alors qu’est-ce qui cloche dans le paysage ?

LESTRADE : Hein ?

SHERLOCK : C’est moins simple qu’il n’y paraît : autrement il ne nous aurait pas dirigés vers cette affaire. Quelque chose cloche.

Sherlock prend sa loupe et part en quête d’indices sur le cadavre de Connie Prince. Des griffures sur le bras, des piqûres sur le front…

SHERLOCK : John ?

JOHN : Mmmh ?

SHERLOCK : Sa coupure à la main : elle est profonde, elle aurait donc dû beaucoup saigner, non ?

JOHN : Oui.

SHERLOCK : La blessure est très propre et récente. (Il se redresse) Combien de temps cette bactérie aurait-elle incubé ?

JOHN : Mmmh, huit, dix jours (cette réponse fait sourire Sherlock). On l’a coupée après…

LESTRADE : Après sa mort ?

SHERLOCK : Forcément. La grande question c’est : comment cette bactérie est-elle entrée dans son système ? (à John) Tu veux bien m’aider ?

JOHN : Bien sûr.

SHERLOCK : Fouille son passé, son histoire familiale et le reste : il me faut des données.

JOHN : D’accord (et il s’en va).

Sherlock se dirige lui aussi vers la sortie.

LESTRADE : Il y a tout de même une question qu’on ne s’est pas posée.

SHERLOCK : Ah oui ?

LESTRADE : Oui : pourquoi le cerveau de ces attentats-suicides fait-il ça ? Si la mort de cette femme est suspecte, pourquoi nous le fait-il remarquer ?

SHERLOCK : C’est un bon Samaritain.

LESTRADE : Qui force les gens à commettre des attentats-suicides…

SHERLOCK : Alors un mauvais Samaritain.

LESTRADE : Je ne plaisante pas, Sherlock. Je vous laisse les coudées franches, je vous fais confiance, mais quelque part dans ce pays, un pauvre bougre attend le corps couvert d’explosifs que vous trouviez la clef du mystère. Alors dites-moi : on est face à quelle genre d’affaire, cette fois ?

SHERLOCK : Une affaire d’un genre nouveau.

 

Compte à rebours : 8h

 

 

221B BAKER STREET

 


Le mur au-dessus du canapé est parsemé de documents en tous genres : des photos (Connie Prince, sa blessure…), des écrits, des articles de journaux, des cartes...

Sherlock fait les cent pas devant son « tableau de travail ».

SHERLOCK : Un lien… Un lien… Un lien. Il doit bien exister un lien… Carl Powers, tué il y a vingt ans, le cerveau l’a connu et il l’a admis. Son portable était dans une enveloppe fabriquée en République Tchèque, le premier otage vient de Cornouailles, le deuxième de Londres et le troisième sans doute d’une autre région (Lestrade l’écoute, les bras croisés) : mais qu’est-ce qu’il fait ? Son chemin à travers le monde ? Il frime !

Le téléphone sonne.

 

Incrustation : NUMERO MASQUE


VIEILLE DAME (en pleurs) : ça vous amuse… beaucoup… n’est-ce pas ? De rassembler les pièces du puzzle… 3h… Boum… Boum…

La communication est alors coupée.

 

 

MAISON DE CONNIE PRINCE

 


Dans une maison luxueusement décorée, un homme corpulent précède John et l’invite à s’asseoir sur un canapé où un chat nu se promène. Un jeune homme brun les accompagne.

Mr PRINCE : On est effondré. Comment ne pas l’être ?

JEUNE HOMME BRUN (à John) : Je vous sers quelque chose, monsieur ?

JOHN : Non. Non, merci.

Mr PRINCE : Raoul est mon roc (Raoul quitte la pièce). Sans lui, je n’aurais pas pu m’en sortir. Connie et moi, on n’a pas toujours été d’accord, mais ma sœur m’était très chère, en fait.

Le chat miaule : John essaye de s’en débarrasser en faisant « bonne figure », il ne semble pas trop apprécier son contact.

JOHN : Et… elle l’était au public, Mr Prince.

Mr PRINCE : ça, on l’adorait… Je l’ai vu une fois prendre en main des filles qui avaient l’air d’épouvantails et les transformer en princesses… En même temps, c’est un soulagement de la savoir loin désormais de cette vallée de larmes.

JOHN (à l’agonie, le chat sur les genoux) : Tout… à fait… Un vrai soulagement.

 

 


221B BAKER STREET

 


Mme Hudson a rejoint Lestrade et Sherlock. Ce dernier est au téléphone.

SHERLOCK : Génial ! Merci. Merci encore (il s’éloigne).

Mme HUDSON (en observant les photos de Connie Prince, au mur) : C’est vraiment très dommage ! Je l’adorais ! Elle vous apprenait à trouver vos couleurs.

LESTRADE : Couleurs ?

Mme HUDSON : Vous savez ? Ce qui va avec quoi. Moi, je ne dois pas porter du rouge cerise, apparemment : cela me vieillit.

Sherlock, après avoir fini sa conversation téléphonique, les rejoint.

LESTRADE : C’était qui ?

SHERLOCK : L’Intérieur.

LESTRADE : L’Intérieur ?!

SHERLOCK : Enfin, le ministre de l’Intérieur. Il me doit une faveur.

Mme HUDSON : C’était une belle femme, mais elle a un peu abusé de certains produits : elles le font toutes de nos jours. Elles peuvent à peine bouger le visage après : c’est idiot, non ? (Elle rigole, Lestrade sourit, Sherlock ne réagit pas). Vous avez déjà vu ses shows ?

SHERLOCK (en prenant son ordinateur portable) : Jusque-là, non.

 

CONNIE PRINCE (sur l’écran de l’ordinateur portable) : Tu as une mine de papier mâché, mon chou !

Mr PRINCE : Oh ! Il a plu tous les jours, sauf un jour.

 

Mme HUDSON : C’est son frère. Ils ne s’aimaient pas trop. En tous cas, d’après les magazines.

SHERLOCK : C’est ce que j’ai compris. Je viens de tchater avec des fans de son émission et ça a été très fructueux. Les sites de fans sont indispensables pour connaître les potins.

 

CONNIE PRINCE (s’acharnant sur le dos de son frère) : On l’enlève, on l’enlève ! (le public reprend en cœur, et Mr Prince n’a pas d’autre choix que d’ôter sa chemise)

 

 

MAISON DE CONNIE PRINCE

 


JOHN : Oui, c’est plus fréquent qu’on ne le croit.La bactérie du tétanos se trouve dans la terre, les gens se coupent à cause de rosiers, de fourches, ce genre de choses… Et s’ils ne se s… (Mr Prince s’assoit brusquement à côté de lui et le regarde intensément) se soignent pas…

Mr PRINCE : Je ne sais pas ce que je vais faire maintenant.

JOHN : Ah non ?

Mr PRINCE : Je veux dire : elle m’a laissé cette maison… qui est très belle. Mais sans elle, ce n’est pas la même chose…

JOHN : Oui, c’est pour ça… que mon journal voulait que j’aille recueillir les infos directement à la source. Vous êtes sûr que ce n’est pas trop tôt ?

Mr PRINCE : Non !

JOHN : Bien.

Mr PRINCE : Allez-y, questionnez-moi.

Le chat passe non loin, en miaulant. John le regarde, se gratte le visage et semble détecter quelque chose sur ses doigts.

 

 

 

221B BAKER STREET

 


Sherlock et Lestrade sont toujours face au mur « de travail ». Le téléphone de Sherlock sonne.

SHERLOCK : John.

JOHN : Salut. Viens ici en vitesse : je crois que j’ai une piste. Il va te falloir un peu de matériel. T’as de quoi noter ?

SHERLOCK : Pas la peine, je m’en souviendrai.

 

 


MAISON DE CONNIE PRINCE

 


Mr Prince se refait une beauté dans le miroir du salon et on entend la porte d’entrée se refermer.

JOHN : Ah ! Ça doit être lui.

Mr PRINCE : Quoi ?

Sherlock, guidé par Raoul, fait irruption dans le salon.

SHERLOCK : Ah ! Mr Prince, je suppose ?

Mr PRINCE : Oui.

Ils se serrent la main.

SHERLOCK (il porte un sac à l’épaule) : Ravi de vous rencontrer, monsieur.

Mr PRINCE : Merci.

SHERLOCK (en insistant sur le « serrage de main ») : J’ai été navré d’apprendre…

Mr PRINCE : Oui, vous êtes bien aimable.

JOHN : OK…

Mr Prince retourne à son miroir, John et Sherlock s’isolent quelque peu et parlent à voix basse :

JOHN : T’avais raison : la bactérie est entrée dans son corps autrement.

SHERLOCK (en fouillant dans son sac) : Ah oui ?

JOHN : Oui.

Mr PRINCE (qui s’impatiente) : Bon, on y va ?

JOHN : Oui…tu… (Sherlock tient à main un appareil photo)

Sherlock s’approche de Mr Prince qui prend la pose près de la cheminée : la séance shooting débute.

Mr PRINCE : Pas trop près ! On verrait que j’ai pleuré.

Le chat passe à nouveau par là, en miaulant.

SHERLOCK : Oh, tiens, qui c’est ça ?

Mr PRINCE : Sekhmet, du nom de la déesse égyptienne.

SHERLOCK : Très jolie, elle était à Connie ?

Mr PRINCE : Oui. (En se baissant pour attraper le chat) Un petit cadeau de votre serviteur.

JOHN : Sherlock ? Quelle ouverture ?

SHERLOCK (en brandissant son flash et en éblouissant Mr Prince) : Oh, euh, je règle à 2.8

Mr PRINCE : Mais enfin, à quoi vous jouer ? (John inspecte les pattes de Sekhmet, et porte ses doigts à son nez). On dirait Laurel et Hardy ! Mais c’est quoi ce cirque ?!

JOHN : En fait, on a trouvé ce qu’on voulait. Si vous voulez bien nous excuser…

Mr PRINCE : Quoi ?

JOHN : Sherlock ?

SHERLOCK : Quoi ?

JOHN : On a une deadline à respecter.

Mr PRINCE : Mais vous n’avez quasiment pas pris de photos !...

 

Les deux compères filent en vitesse.

 

 

 

ALLEE D’UNE RESIDENCE PAVILLONNAIRE

 


JOHN (en ricanant, très satisfait) : Oh oui ! Oh oui !

SHERLOCK : Tu crois que c’était le chat, n’est-ce pas ? Ce n’était pas le chat.

JOHN : Oh si ! Si, c’est le chat, c’est forcément lui. C’est comme ça qu’il a infecté sa sœur. Ses pattes puent le désinfectant.

SHERLOCK : Charmante idée.

JOHN : Il a fait en sorte que la bactérie soit présente sur ses griffes. Une nouvelle chatte est toujours un peu nerveuse : se faire griffer est presque inévitable. Elle…

SHERLOCK : C’est ce que j’ai pensé en voyant les griffures sur son bras, mais c’est beaucoup trop aléatoire et trop malin pour son frère.

JOHN : Il a assassiné sa sœur pour son argent.

SHERLOCK : Ah oui ?

JOHN : Non ?

SHERLOCK : Non : il voulait se venger.

JOHN : Se venger ? Qui voulait se venger ?

SHERLOCK : Raoul, le larbin. Kenny Prince était pour sa sœur un continuel sujet de moqueries, subissant constamment ses brimades. Alors il en a eu assez et ils se sont brouillés. Toute l’histoire est sur le site. Elle a menacé de déshériter Kenny. Raoul, lui, s’était habitué à un certain style de vie…

JOHN : Attends, attends ! Pas si vite ! Qu’est-ce que tu fais du désinfectant sur les griffes du chat ?

SHERLOCK : Raoul fait bien le ménage. Toi qui es passé par la cuisine, tu as bien vu l’état des lieux, non ? Tout est briqué au centimètre près : même toi tu sens le désinfectant. Non, le chat n’a rien à voir là-dedans. Mais le dossier Internet de Raoul, si. A ton avis, y’a des taxis ici ?

 

A l’image : la vieille dame couverte d’explosifs pleure dans son lit.

Compte à rebours : 1h.

 

 

SCOTLAND YARD

 


SHERLOCK (brandissant un dossier) : Raoul de Santos est votre assassin. Le domestique de Kenny Prince. La deuxième autopsie montre que ce n’est pas du tétanos qu’est morte Connie Prince, c’est de la toxine botulique qu’elle est morte. La même que dans le meurtre de Carl Powers. Bref, le cerveau des attentats-suicides se répète.

LESTRADE : Et comment il s’y est pris ?

SHERLOCK : Par injection de Botox. (à l’image : le front de Connie Prince, qui présente des traces de piqûres)

LESTRADE : De Botox ?

SHERLOCK : Le Botox est une forme diluée de la toxine botulique. En plus de tout le reste, Raoul avait pour tâche de faire régulièrement des injections de Botox à Connie. Mon contact à l’Intérieur m’a donné la liste complète des achats en ligne fait par Raoul, avec commande massive de Botox, sur des mois. Au bout de quelques temps, il lui en a injecté une dose mortelle.

LESTRADE : Vous êtes sûr de ça ?

SHERLOCK : J’en suis sûr.

LESTRADE : Très bien, dans mon bureau.

 

John intercepte alors Sherlock.

JOHN : ça fait combien de temps ?

SHERLOCK : Que quoi ?

JOHN : Que tu sais tout ça.

SHERLOCK : Cette affaire était simple, en fait. Le cerveau, comme je l’ai dit, s’est répété : ce qui est une erreur.

JOHN : Sherlock ! L’otage, la vieille dame : elle a passé tout ce temps à attendre !

SHERLOCK : Je savais que je la sauverai, que le cerveau nous avait laissé douze heures. J’ai résolu l’affaire très vite, ce qui m’a laissé du temps pour autre chose. Tu ne vois pas ?! On a de l’avance sur lui.

 

Bureau de Lestrade :

Sherlock tape sur son site Internet : « Raoul de Santos. Le domestique. Botox ».

Le téléphone rose sonne.

SHERLOCK : Allo ?

VIEILLE DAME : Aidez-moi !!!

SHERLOCK : Dites-nous où vous vous trouvez. L’adresse.

VIEILLE DAME : Il était tellement… Sa voix était…

SHERLOCK : Non, non, non ! Ne me dites rien sur lui ! Ne me dites rien sur lui !

VIEILLE DAME : Il avait l’air tellement doux…

Un coup de feu retentit alors et la ligne est instantanément coupée.

SHERLOCK : Allo ?

LESTRADE : Sherlock ?

JOHN : Qu’est-ce qui s’est passé ?

Sherlock éloigne le téléphone de son oreille et ils restent tous les trois effondrés, silencieux.

 

 

221B BAKER STREET

 


Sherlock et John sont assis dans leurs fauteuils. Ils regardent la télévision, où les news parlent d’une explosion de gaz qui aurait fait douze victimes.

JOHN : Tout un immeuble… En tous cas, il circule beaucoup.

SHERLOCK : Et moi, j’ai été vaincu sur ce coup (il coupe le son de la télévision). Bien que, techniquement, j’ai résolu l’affaire… C’est parce qu’elle s’est mise à le décrire qu’il a tué la vieille dame : pour une fois, il s’est mis dans la ligne de tir.

JOHN : Comment ça ?

SHERLOCK : Eh bien, en général, il s’oblige à tout dominer, il organise les crimes et personne n’a de contact direct avec lui.

JOHN : Comme dans l’affaire Connie Prince : c’est lui qui a tout organisé. On vient vers lui pour qu’il organise nos crimes comme des vacances.

SHERLOCK : Original.

A la télévision : des images de l’arrestation de Raoul de Santos.

 

SHERLOCK (en regardant le téléphone rose, posé sur l’accoudoir de son fauteuil) : Cette fois-ci, il prend son temps.

JOHN : Toujours rien sur l’affaire Powers ?

SHERLOCK : Non, rien. Tous ses anciens camarades de classes vivants sont innocents.

JOHN : Le meurtrier était peut-être plus vieux que Carl.

SHERLOCK : J’y ai pensé.

JOHN : Alors pourquoi il fait ça ? Pourquoi il joue avec toi ? Il veut qu’on le capture ?

SHERLOCK : Je crois qu’il cherche la distraction.

JOHN (en ricanant de dépit) : Bien, j’espère que vous serez heureux ensemble. (Il se lève de son fauteuil)

SHERLOCK : Quoi ? Qu’est-ce qu’il y a ?

JOHN : Il y a des vies en jeu ! Sherlock, est-ce que tu comprends ? Des gens sont menacés ! Juste pour savoir : tu te soucies un peu de ces gens ?

SHERLOCK : Et ça va les sauver que je me soucie d’eux ?

JOHN : Non.

SHERLOCK : Alors je continuerai à ne pas faire cette erreur.

JOHN : Et cela t’est facile, n’est-ce pas ?

SHERLOCK : Très facile, oui. Ça te surprend, on dirait.

JOHN : Non… non (il sourit, mais on sent de l’amertume derrière ce sourire)

SHERLOCK : Je t’ai un peu déçu ?

JOHN : C’est ça : très bonne déduction.

SHERLOCK : Ne prends pas les gens pour des héros : les héros, ça n’existe pas. Et si ça existait, je n’en serais pas un.

 

Alerte SMS

SHERLOCK : Excellent ! (à l’image : Sherlock consulte le téléphone rose sur lequel apparaît une photo) Une vue de la Tamise. La rive Sud. Quelque part entre les ponts de Southwark et Waterloo. (à John) Epluche-la presse, je regarde ce qu’il y a en ligne (en prenant son portable dans la poche intérieure de sa veste).

John reste immobile, n’obéit pas à sa requête.

SHERLOCK : Ah, tu es furieux contre moi. Ce n’est pas ça qui va nous aider. Pas terrible le bon Samaritain…

 

Incrustation :       Recherche :
                              Tamise
                             + Marée haute
                             + Rives

 

John se dirige finalement vers le canapé, pendant que Sherlock tapote fiévreusement sur son portable.

 

Incrustation :     Infos locales :
                            Greenwich
                            Waterloo
                            Battersea

 

John s’assoit dans le canapé et consulte les journaux.

 

Incrustation :     Waterloo
                             02 :16 Marée haute
                             04 :00 Rapport de police
                             07 :45 Contrôle qualité de l’eau

 

Sherlock s’impatiente.

SHERLOCK : Allez…

JOHN : Suicide d’un pont.

SHERLOCK : Y’en a à la pelle !

 

Incrustation :     Battersea
                             Pas de rapport

 

JOHN : Deux gamins poignardés à Londres.

 

Incrustation :      Rapports Police Tamise
                              Journal de bord
                             02 :00 Pas de rapport
                             04 :00 Pas de rapport
                             06 :00 Pas de rapport
                             08 :00 Pas de rapport

 

JOHN : Ah ! Un homme trouvé mort sur une voie : Andrew West.

Après ses frénétiques et infructueuses recherches, Sherlock lance un appel téléphonique.

SHERLOCK : C’est moi. Vous n’avez rien trouvé sur la rive Sud, entre les ponts de Waterloo et Southwark.

 

 

 

RIVE SUD DE LA TAMISE

 

 

Les heures défilent à grande vitesse, le crépuscule laisse place à l’aube et le corps d’un homme sans vie apparaît sur la rive.

Sherlock et John rejoignent Lestrade et ses équipes de la police scientifique, déjà à l’œuvre auprès du cadavre.

LESTRADE : Vous croyez que cette affaire-là aussi est liée au cerveau ?

SHERLOCK : Elle doit l’être. Ce qui est curieux, c’est qu’il n’est pas envoyé de message.

LESTRADE : On doit donc supposer qu’un pauvre bougre a été bardé d’explosifs, c’est ça ?

SHERLOCK (en commençant ses observations) : Mouais…

LESTRADE : Des idées ?

SHERLOCK : Sept… jusque-là.

LESTRADE : Sept !

Sherlock s’approche du cadavre et l’inspecte à la loupe. Il retourne un revers de sa chemise, retire une de ses chaussettes…

Lestrade invite John à faire ses propres observations. Sherlock consulte son portable.

JOHN : Il est décédé depuis à peu près 24h… Peut-être plus longtemps. Il s’est noyé ?

 

Incrustation :        Interpol
                                Individus les plus recherchés
                                Organisations criminelles
                                Activités régionales

 

LESTRADE : Apparemment pas. Pas assez d’eau de la Tamise dans les poumons. Je dirais : mort d’asphyxie.

JOHN : Oui, je suis d’accord.

 

Incrustation :        République tchèque

 

JOHN : Il a pas mal de bleus… autour du nez et de la bouche.

 

Incrustation :        République tchèque
                               Gangs
                               Infos
                               Les plus recherchés
                               Contacts

 

JOHN : Encore des bleus. Ici, et ici.

SHERLOCK : Le bout des doigts…

JOHN : 35-40 ans. Et je dirais : pas en très bonne santé.

SHERLOCK : Il a passé un certain temps dans le fleuve et l’eau a détruit la plupart des données… Mais vous voulez que je vous dise ? Le tableau perdu de Vermeer est un faux.

LESTRADE : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : Il faut qu’on identifie le corps, qu’on sache qui était ses amis, ses collègues…

LESTRADE : Pas si vite ! Quel tableau, Sherlock ? De quoi est-ce que vous parlez ?

SHERLOCK : On ne voit que ça en ce moment ! Vous n’avez pas vu les affiches ? Le grand Vermeer, on croyait le tableau détruit depuis des siècles et il vient de refaire surface et vaut actuellement trente millions de livres.

LESTRADE : D’accord, mais qu’est-ce que ça a à voir avec le cadavre ?

SHERLOCK : ça a tout à voir. Vous avez déjà entendu parler du Golem ?

LESTRADE : Golem ?

JOHN : C’est tiré d’une histoire d’horreur, non ? Qu’est-ce que tu veux dire ?

SHERLOCK : D’une légende juive exactement. C’est un géant fait d’argile, c’est aussi le nom d’un assassin, dont le vrai nom est Oskar Dzundza. Un des assassins les plus dangereux au monde et ça, c’est sa marque de fabrique.

LESTRADE : C’est donc un contrat ?

SHERLOCK : Exactement. Le Golem fait rendre leur dernier soupir à ses victimes avec ses mains.

LESTRADE : Mais qu’est-ce que ça a à voir avec le tableau, enfin ?! Je ne vois absolument…

SHERLOCK : Vous voyez, vous ne savez pas observer !

JOHN : OK d’accord, les filles ! Calmez-vous ! Sherlock, tu veux bien nous briefer ?

SHERLOCK : Que savons-nous du cadavre ? L’assassin ne nous a laissé que peu de choses : sa chemise et son pantalon. De style classique : peut-être qu’il sortait ce soir-là. Le pantalon est dans un tissu résistant, en polyester, grossier et bon marché. Comme la chemise. Et tous deux sont bien trop grands pour lui. Il doit donc s’agir d’une sorte d’uniforme. De travail, sans doute. Mais quel travail ? Il a un crochet à sa ceinture, pour y accrocher un talkie-walkie.

LESTRADE : Un conducteur de métro ?

JOHN : Ou un gardien ?

SHERLOCK : Plus probable. Comme le prouve son postérieur…

LESTRADE : Postérieur ?!

SHERLOCK : Il est flasque : on penserait qu’il mène une vie sédentaire. Quoique la plante de ses pieds et les veines variqueuses naissantes de ses jambes plaident pour le contraire. Il marchait donc beaucoup, et restait assis durant des heures, ce qui conforte la thèse du gardien. Sa montre aussi est intéressante : l’alarme indique qu’il travaillait régulièrement en équipe de nuit.

LESTRADE : Pourquoi « régulièrement » ? Il a peut-être réglé l’alarme la nuit précédant sa mort…

SHERLOCK : Non, non, non : les boutons sont durs, il n’y a presque pas touché. Il a réglé l’alarme il y a déjà un moment : il vivait dans la routine. Mais ce n’est pas tout : l’assassin a dû être interrompu, autrement il l’aurait complètement dénudé. Il portait un badge ou un insigne sur sa chemise et l’assassin l’a arraché. Ce qui suppose que le mort travaillait dans un lieu identifiable, comme une institution. J’ai trouvé ceci (en brandissant une boulette de papier), dans une poche de son pantalon. Détrempé par l’eau mais reconnaissable.

JOHN : Euh, c’est quoi ? Des billets ?

SHERLOCK : Des talons de billets. Il travaillait dans un musée ou une galerie. Je me suis renseigné : la galerie Hickman a signalé la disparition d’un de ses gardiens. Alex Woodbridge. Ce soir, ils dévoilent le chef-d’œuvre redécouvert. Mais pourquoi quelqu’un voudrait-il payer le Golem pour étouffer un banal petit gardien de galerie ? Conclusion : le mort savait quelque chose qui allait empêcher le propriétaire d’être payé trente millions de livres, le tableau est un faux.

JOHN : Fantastique !

SHERLOCK : Poudre aux yeux !

LESTRADE : Et tous mes vœux.

JOHN (en regardant le cadavre) : Le pauvre…

LESTRADE : Il va falloir que je tâte le terrain à propos de ce…

SHERLOCK : Perte de temps : vous ne le trouverez pas. Mais je sais qui peut vous le trouver.

LESTRADE : Qui ?

SHERLOCK : Moi. (et il s’en va)

 

 

 

TAXI

 


SHERLOCK : Il n’a pas téléphoné. Il a changé ses habitudes : pourquoi ? (au chauffeur) Pont de Waterloo, s’il vous plaît.

JOHN : Où on va ? A la galerie ?

SHERLOCK : Juste après.

JOHN : Ils exposent de l’art moderne, non ? Alors pourquoi ils ont hérité d’un Vermeer ?

SHERLOCK : Je ne sais pas.  (il écrit sur une page de son petit carnet) Je préfère rester prudent pour l’instant. Il me faut des données.  (Il déchire la page et la roule avec un billet de banque)  Arrêtez-vous là !... Vous pouvez attendre ici ? J’en ai pour deux minutes.

JOHN : Sherlock !

Ce dernier enjambe la barrière lestement, John le suit mais avec moins de « facilité »…

 

 


PONT DE WATERLOO

 


Une SDF est assise sur un banc, sous le pont. Sherlock et John s’approchent d’elle.

SDF : Vous auriez une pièce ? Une petite pièce ?

SHERLOCK : Pour quoi faire ?

SDF : Pour me payer un thé, tiens !

SHERLOCK (en lui tendant quelque chose) : Je n’ai que cinquante.

SDF : Merci.

 

Sherlock s’éloigne.

JOHN : Mais qu’est-ce que tu fais ?

SHERLOCK : J’investis.

La SDF déroule le billet et y trouve le mot laissé par Sherlock.

 

SHERLOCK (en remontant dans le taxi) : Et maintenant : à la galerie. John, tu as de l’argent ?

 

 

 

ABORDS DE LA GALERIE HICKMAN

 

Le taxi s’arrête. Sherlock en descend.

SHERLOCK (alors que John fait mine de le suivre) : Non : j’ai besoin que tu trouves tout ce que tu pourras sur le gardien. Lestrade te donnera l’adresse.

JOHN : Bon, d’accord.

 

 

APPARTEMENT D’ALEX WOODBRIDGE

 

COLOC’ : On partageait l’appart’ depuis à peu près un an. On le partageait, c’est tout.

John observe la chambre d’Alex Woodbridge et demande en pointant un objet recouvert d’un tissu :

JOHN : Je peux ?

COLOC’ : Oui.

JOHN (le tissu lui échappe des mains, tombe par terre et dévoile une lunette d’astronomie) : Oh pardon. Il observait le ciel ?

COLOC’ : Oui, c’était sa passion. C’est tout ce qu’il faisait à ses heures perdues. (Tristement) C’était un chic type, Alex. Je l’aimais bien. Il était… pas très fort pour passer l’aspi…

JOHN : Et en art ? Il s’y connaissait en art ?

COLOC’ : Oh pour lui, c’était qu’un boulot, c’est tout.

JOHN : Est-ce que d’autres que moi vous ont interrogé sur Alex ?

COLOC’ : Non. Mais on a enfoncé la porte.

JOHN : Quand ?

COLOC’ : Hier soir. On nous a rien pris… Oh ! On a laissé un message pour Alex sur le répondeur du fixe.

JOHN : Un message de qui ?

COLOC’ : Si vous voulez, je peux vous le passer. Je vais chercher le téléphone.

JOHN : Volontiers.

 

Répondeur : « Ah c’est à moi de parler ? Alex, Alex ? Chéri, c’est le professeur Cairns : écoute, tu avais raison, tout à fait raison. Appelle-nous quand… » (le message est coupé)

 

JOHN : Le professeur Cairns ?

COLOC’ : Non, je sais pas qui c’est. Désolé.

JOHN : Je peux la rappeler ?

COLOC’ : ça marchera pas. Euh, je veux dire : j’ai eu d’autres appels depuis, des condoléances et tout ça…

 

Alerte SMS

 

Incrustation :         CONCERNANT PLANS BRUCE-PARTINGTON
                                avez-vous parlé
                                à la fiancée de West ?

                                Mycroft Holmes

 

 

 

GALERIE HICKMAN

 

 

Une femme autoritaire s’adresse à un homme posté devant un tableau.

Melle WENCESLAS : Vous n’avez rien à faire ?

SHERLOCK (en tenue de gardien de musée) : Je suis juste en train d’admirer la vue.

Melle WENCESLAS : Oui, très joli. Au travail, maintenant : on ouvre ce soir.

SHERLOCK : ça ne vous trouble donc pas ? (Il s’approche d’elle)

Melle WENCESLAS : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : Que le tableau soit un faux.

Melle WENCESLAS : Quoi ?

SHERLOCK : C’est un faux, c’est la seule explication possible. Il n’y en a pas d’autre. Vous dirigez cette galerie, Melle Wenceslas, non ?

Melle WENCESLAS : Qui êtes-vous ?

SHERLOCK : Woodbridge savait que le tableau était un faux, alors quelqu’un a envoyé le Golem se charger de lui. C’était vous ?

Melle WENCESLAS : Le Golem ? Mais de quoi parlez-vous ?

SHERLOCK : Vous travaillez pour quelqu’un ? Vous avez fait un faux à sa demande ?

Melle WENCESLAS : Ce n’est pas un faux !

SHERLOCK : C’est un faux. Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais il y a quelque chose qui cloche dans ce tableau.

Melle WENCESLAS : Qu’est-ce que vous racontez ? Vous savez que je pourrais vous faire renvoyer immédiatement ?

SHERLOCK : Ce n’est pas un problème.

Melle WENCESLAS : Non ?

SHERLOCK : Non, je ne travaille pas ici. Je passais juste pour vous donner un conseil amical.

Melle WENCESLAS : Comment êtes-vous entré ?

SHERLOCK : Je vous en prie !

Melle WENCESLAS : Je veux savoir.

SHERLOCK : L’art du camouflage c’est savoir se cacher en étant vu de tous. (Il s’éloigne, en se débarrassant de sa « tenue de camouflage »)

Melle WENCESLAS : Qui êtes-vous ?

SHERLOCK : Sherlock Holmes !

Melle WENCESLAS : Je devrais sans doute être impressionnée ?

SHERLOCK : Vous devriez, oui. Bonne journée ! (et il s’éclipse par une sortie de secours)

 

Melle Wenceslas s’approche du tableau, seule œuvre exposée dans toute la galerie.

 

 

MAISON D’ANDREW WEST

 

LUCY : Il n’aurait jamais fait ça. Jamais.

JOHN : Non. Pourtant il ne serait pas le premier.

LUCY : Westie n’était pas un traitre ! C’est horrible de dire que c’en était un !

JOHN : Je suis désolé. Mais vous devez comprendre que…

LUCY : … que c’est ce qu’ils pensent, c’est ça ? Ces patrons ?

JOHN : C’était un jeune homme, sur le point de se marier, et endetté.

LUCY : Tout le monde en a, des dettes !  Et Westie n’aurait pas épongé les siennes en trahissant son pays !

JOHN : Est-ce que… est-ce que vous pouvez me dire exactement ce qui s’est passé ce soir-là ?

LUCY : On était bien au chaud, chez nous, à regarder un DVD. Généralement il s’endort au milieu, mais là, il est resté éveillé… Il était silencieux… (en pleurant) Puis tout à coup, il m’a dit qu’il devait sortir voir quelqu’un.

JOHN : Vous ne savez pas qui ?

Lucy fait non de la tête.

 

Ils sortent de la maison. Sur le trottoir, ils croisent un homme en vélo.

JOE : Bonjour Lucy. Ça va ?

LUCY : Ouais…

JOE : Qui c’est ? (en faisant un signe de la tête vers John)

JOHN : John Watson, enchanté.

LUCY : C’est mon frère Joe. John essaie de savoir ce qui est arrivé à Westie.

JOE : Vous êtes de la police ?

JOHN : Plus ou moins, oui.

JOE : Dites-leur de ma part de se remuer le cul, ça devient ridicule.

JOHN : Je ferai de mon mieux.

Joe rentre dans la maison.

JOHN : Eh bien, je vous remercie pour votre aide et, encore une fois, je suis désolé.

LUCY : Il n’a rien volé, Mr Watson. Je le connaissais : c’était un homme bien. C’était mon homme…

Elle rentre chez elle, et John s’éloigne dans la rue.

 

 

 

221B BAKER STREET

 


John est dans un taxi. Dans Baker Street, la SDF du Pont de Waterloo fait la manche.

SDF : Vous auriez une pièce ? Un petite pièce ?

Sherlock sort du 221B. Au même moment, le taxi de John s’arrête là.

JOHN : Alex Woodbridge ne savait strictement rien sur l’Art.

SHERLOCK : Et ?

JOHN : Et quoi ?

SHERLOCK : C’est tout ? Je veux dire : pas d’habitude ? de hobby ? de trait de caractère particulier…

JOHN : Non, non, non. Attends un seconde : il était passionné d’astronomie.

SHERLOCK : Retiens le taxi. (il se dirige vers la SDF)

SDF : Une petite pièce, monsieur ?

SHERLOCK : Une petite info ?

Elle lui tend un bout de papier, qu’il consulte aussitôt.

 

Incrustation :         VAUXHALL ARCHES

 

SHERLOCK (à John) : Une chance que moi je me sois activé. (en montant dans le taxi) Allons-y.

 

 

 

VAUXHALL

 

 

SHERLOCK (en regardant le ciel étoilé) : Magnifique, non ?

JOHN : Je croyais que t’en avais rien à faire de…

SHERLOCK : ça ne veut pas dire que je ne les apprécie pas.

JOHN : A propos : Alex Woodbridge avait un message sur le répondeur de son appartement. Un certain professeur Cairns.

SHERLOCK : Par ici. (ils s’enfoncent dans un coin reculé et sombre de la ville)

JOHN : C’est joli. Un joli coin de Londres… Quand tu voudras m’expliquer…

SHERLOCK : Le réseau des SDF. Il est vraiment indispensable.

JOHN : Le réseau des SDF ?

SHERLOCK : Mes antennes à travers la ville.

JOHN : Oh ! C’est… Alors tu les aides et ils te filent un coup de main ?

SHERLOCK : Oui, et je me désinfecte après.

Ils sont à présent dans un lieu si sombre qu’ils doivent utiliser des lampes-torches. Au loin, sur un mur éclairé par un feu de camp, apparaît l’ombre chinoise d’un « géant ».

JOHN : Sherlock, attention ! (ils se cachent tous les deux derrière un mur) Qu’est-ce qui lui prend de dormir ici ?

SHERLOCK : Il est très reconnaissable : il doit se cacher dans un lieu où on n’est pas trop bavard.

JOHN : Oh merde…

SHERLOCK : Quoi ?

JOHN : J’aurais voulu…

SHERLOCK (en lui tendant son pistolet) : N’y pense plus. Tiens.

Le Golem s’en va alors en courant.

SHERLOCK (en s’en apercevant) : Vite ! (et ils partent à sa poursuite)

Le Golem s’engouffre dans une voiture, qui démarre en trombe.

SHERLOCK : Non ! Non ! Non ! On en a pour plusieurs semaines à le retrouver !

JOHN : Attends, je crois que je sais peut-être où il va.

SHERLOCK : Quoi ?

JOHN : Je te l’ai dit : quelqu’un a laissé un message à Woodbridge. Il doit pas y avoir beaucoup de professeur Cairns dans l’annuaire. Tu viens ?

 

 

 

PLANETARIUM

 


Le professeur Cairns travaille sur une séquence filmée, seule dans le planetarium.

NARRATEUR : Jupiter, la cinquième et plus grande planète de notre système solaire. Jupiter est une géante gazeuse qui pourrait contenir onze fois la planète Terre…

Pr CAIRNS : Oui, tout ça on le sait déjà. (elle fait alors défiler l’enregistrement)

NARRATEUR : Titan est la plus grosse…

Pr CAIRNS : Et bien alors Neptune, où es-tu caché ? (elle continue de faire défiler les images)

Une personne rentre dans le planetarium, et le professeur Cairns entend la porte se refermer.

NARRATEUR : … beaucoup, mortes depuis longtemps…

Pr CAIRNS : Tom, c’est toi ?

NARRATEUR : … des supernovas… Découverte par Urbain Le Verrier, en 1846…

L’ombre d’un géant s’approche du professeur Cairns. Le Golem saisit alors son visage et commence à l’étouffer, pendant qu’elle se retient à la table de montage.

Sherlock et John arrivent alors.

SHERLOCK : Golem !!!!

John le tient en joue. Le géant est surpris et lâche son étreinte, Cairns tombe au sol et dans sa chute, sa main agrippée à la table de montage éteint l’éclairage du planetarium.

SHERLOCK : John, je ne le vois plus.

JOHN : Je fais le tour.

La lumière se fait intermittente.

SHERLOCK : Pour qui travaillez-vous cette fois, Dzundza ?

Le Golem apparaît derrière Sherlock, et saisit son visage pour l’étouffer à son tour. Sherlock se débat mais rien n’y fait. John revient et vise le géant avec son arme.

JOHN : Golem !!! Lâchez-le ou je vous tue, Golem.

Sherlock parvient à se libérer, mais dans le mouvement, le pied du Golem désarme John et le géant se précipite sur lui. Il commence à l’étrangler et le jette au sol.

Sherlock se relève et tente de boxer cette immense créature. En un seul coup, il le remet au tapis et l’étouffe à nouveau.

John revient à la charge et attrape le Golem par derrière : le voilà à califourchon sur son dos. Le géant tourne sur lui-même pour essayer de s’en débarrasser. Il parvient à l’envoyer à terre, et commence à s’enfuir.

Pendant ce temps, Sherlock récupère l’arme de John et essaye de lui tirer dessus : malheureusement sa position toujours au sol et le mauvais éclairage l’empêchent de viser juste, et le Golem s’enfuit pour de bon.

Sherlock peste, en donnant un grand coup sur le parquet.

 

 

 

GALERIE HICKMAN

 


Sherlock, John, Lestrade et Melle Wenceslas sont face au tableau.

SHERLOCK (les yeux rivés sur son smartphone): C’est un faux. C’est forcément un faux.

 

Incrustation :         Usure toile
                                 Coup de pinceau Vermeer
                                 Influences Vermeer
                                 Dégâts UV
                                 Analyse des pigments
                                 Vue Delft 1600

 

Melle WENCESLAS : Ce tableau a été soumis à tous les examens scientifiques connus…

SHERLOCK : C’est un faux très convaincant ! Mais vous savez ce qu’il en est. D’ailleurs c’est vous qui avez tout manigancé, n’est-ce pas ?

Melle WENCESLAS (à Lestrade): Lieutenant, je perds réellement mon temps. Je vous prierai de prendre la porte, vous et vos curieux amis.

 

Le téléphone rose sonne.

SHERLOCK : Ce tableau est un faux ! (personne ne répond à l’autre bout du fil) C’est un faux : c’est pour ça que Woodbridge et Cairns ont été tués… Oh je vous en prie ! Le prouver n’est qu’un détail ! Ce tableau est un faux : j’ai tout compris ! Je sais tout ! C’est un faux : c’est la réponse, c’est pour ça qu’on les a tués. (Toujours pas de réponse. Sherlock prend une grande inspiration) Je vais le prouver. Donnez-moi du temps, je vous demande de m’accorder du temps !

ENFANT (à l’autre bout du fil) : Dix.

A l’énoncé du début du compte à rebours, Sherlock se précipite sur le tableau sans même se soucier du détail de l’âge de son interlocuteur.

LESTRADE : C’est un gosse !

John est horrifié.

JOHN : Oh non. Qu’est-ce qu’il a dit ?

SHERLOCK (les yeux écarquillés sur la toile): Dix. Il compte à rebours : il me donne du temps.

ENFANT : Neuf.

LESTRADE : C’est pas vrai…

SHERLOCK : Ce tableau est un faux mais comment est-ce que je peux le prouver ? Comment ?! Comment ?!

ENFANT : Huit.

SHERLOCK (à Melle Wenceslas, les bras croisés, un peu moins sûre d’elle…) : Cet enfant va mourir ! Dites-moi pourquoi c’est un faux ! Dites-le moi !!! (Melle Wenceslas sursaute)

ENFANT : Sept.

SHERLOCK : Non, taisez-vous ! Surtout ne me dites rien ! Ça ne marche que quand je le trouve moi-même !

JOHN : C’est pas vrai…

SHERLOCK (à nouveau le nez sur le tableau) : C’est évident, évident : j’ai la preuve sous le nez.

ENFANT : Six.

SHERLOCK : Comment ?!

ENFANT : Cinq.

LESTRADE : Il va plus vite !

JOHN : Sherlock !

ENFANT : Quatre.

SHERLOCK : Oh !!! Au planétarium : toi aussi, tu l’as entendu ! Oh c’est brillant ! C’est génial !

ENFANT : Trois.

Sherlock se retourne, confie le téléphone rose à John, prend son smartphone dans sa poche et commence à effectuer des recherches dessus, en exhibant un large sourire.

 

Incrustation :       Astronomes
                              Supernovas

 

JOHN : Qu’est-ce qui est brillant, Sherlock ?

SHERLOCK : C’est magnifique ! Ah j’adore !

ENFANT : Deux.

LESTRADE : Sherlock !!!

SHERLOCK (en reprenant le téléphone rose des mains de John) : La supernova Von Buren !

Après quelques secondes de silence interminables :

ENFANT : S’il vous plait ! Y’a quelqu’un ? S’il vous plait, aidez-moi !

SHERLOCK (en poussant un soupir de soulagement) : Tenez (il tend le téléphone à Lestrade). Allez sauver le gamin. (En montrant le tableau) La supernova Von Buren, comme on l’appelle. Désigne une étoile en train d’exploser et n’est apparue dans le ciel qu’en 1858. (Il lance un regard à Melle Wenceslas et quitte la pièce)

JOHN : Alors comment a-t-elle pu être peinte vers 1640 ?

 

Alerte SMS

 

Incrustation :        Je commence
                               à perdre patience.

                               Mycroft Holmes


John quitte également la pièce, visiblement très soulagé lui aussi. Melle Wenceslas, elle, beaucoup moins.

 

 

 

SCOTLAND YARD

 

 

SHERLOCK (méditatif, les doigts joints) : Tout ça est très intéressant : papier à lettres de Bohème, un assassin dont le nom s’inspire d’une légende tchèque, et vous Melle Wenceslas. Toute cette affaire a quelque chose de très tchèque, apparemment. C’est ça la piste à suivre ? (à Lestrade) Quelles sont les charges qui pèsent contre elle ?

LESTRADE : Eh bien… Associations de malfaiteurs, fraude et, au minimum, complicité, et après coup, le meurtre de la vieille dame, des occupants des immeubles…

Melle WENCESLAS (le visage défait) : Mais je ne savais rien de ces meurtres !!! Et de toutes ces choses… S’il vous plait, il faut me croire ! (Sherlock fait un petit signe d’approbation à Lestrade) Tout ce que je voulais, c’est ma part. Les trente millions… J’ai trouvé un vieil homme, en Argentine. Un génie avec un coup de pinceau parfait qui duperait n’importe qui…

SHERLOCK : Mmmh…

Melle WENCESLAS : Enfin, presque n’importe qui. Mais je ne savais pas comment m’y prendre pour convaincre le monde que ce tableau était authentique. Ce n’était qu’une idée. Une petite étincelle qu’il a transformée en flamme.

SHERLOCK : Qui ?

Melle WENCESLAS : Je n’en sais rien.

Lestrade, incrédule, ricane.

Melle WENCESLAS : Si, c’est vrai ! Ça a pris très longtemps mais finalement on m’a mise en relation avec des gens… Avec ses gens. (Sherlock se redresse alors sur son fauteuil) Mais il n’y a jamais eu de vrai contact. Juste des messages… des murmures.

SHERLOCK : Et ces murmures, sont-ils rattachés à un nom pour vous ?

Melle WENCESLAS (avec beaucoup d’hésitations) : Moriarty.

 

Révélation qui rend Sherlock encore plus « méditatif »…

 

 

 

ABORDS D’UNE VOIE FERREE

 

 

John et un cheminot arpentent une voie ferrée, tous deux vêtus de combinaisons de sécurité orange, à bandes réfléchissantes.

JOHN : C’est donc ici qu’on a retrouvé West ?

CHEMINOT: Ouais.

JOHN : Mmmh.

CHEMINOT: Vous en avez pour longtemps ?

JOHN : C’est possible.

CHEMINOT: Vous êtes de la police ?

JOHN : Plus ou moins.

CHEMINOT: Je les déteste.

JOHN : Les policiers ?

CHEMINOT: Non, les sauteurs. Les personnes qui se jettent sous les trains. C’est que des égoïstes.

JOHN : C’est une façon de voir les choses, évidemment.

CHEMINOT: Je plaisante pas. (John s’accroupit aux bords de la voie ferrée) Eux bien sûr, ils s’en tapent : ça dure qu’un quart de seconde. Et après il y a plein de confiture de fraise sur la voie. Et au conducteur, ils y pensent ? (John passe ses doigts sur le rail) C’est qu’en suite, il faut vivre avec ça.

JOHN : A propos de confiture de fraise, y’a pas de sang sur la voie. Elle a été nettoyée ?

CHEMINOT : Non, y’en avait pas beaucoup.

JOHN : Pourtant sa tête a été défoncée.

CHEMINOT : Ouais, mais y’avait pas beaucoup de sang.

JOHN : OK.

Il se retourne, les yeux rivés sur les voies.

CHEMINOT : Bon, je vous laisse alors. Appelez-nous quand vous aurez fini. (Il s’éloigne)

JOHN : Entendu… Bon, Andrew West est monté dans le train, quelque part sur la ligne, sauf qu’il n’avait pas de billet… Comment il a pu atterrir ici ?

A ce moment-là, l’aiguillage de la voie se met à fonctionner, entraînant John dans une profonde réflexion.

SHERLOCK (apparu derrière John) : L’aiguillage.

JOHN : Oui !

SHERLOCK : Je savais que tu y viendrais. West n’a pas été tué ici : c’est pour ça qu’il y avait si peu de sang.

JOHN : ça fait longtemps que tu me suis ?!

SHERLOCK : Depuis le début. Tu ne te figures pas que j’abandonnerais une affaire rien que pour embêter mon frère, tout de même. Allez viens, on a un cambriolage à commettre.

 

Ils quittent tous les deux la voie ferrée.

 

 


RUE D’UN QUARTIER PAVILLONNAIRE / APPARTEMENT DE JOE HARRISSON

 


SHERLOCK : Les plans anti-missiles n’ont pas quitté le pays, autrement Mycroft et sa bande l’auraient appris. En dépit de ce que pensent les gens, on a toujours des services secrets.

JOHN : Oui, je sais, je les ai rencontrés.

SHERLOCK : Ce qui veut dire que le voleur de la clef USB ne peut pas la vendre ou ne sait pas quoi en faire. Je parierais sur le deuxième cas… On y est.

JOHN : Où ?

Ils gravissent les escaliers d’un petit immeuble et se retrouve devant la porte d’un appartement.

JOHN (à voix basse) : Sherlock ! Et s’il y a quelqu’un à l’intérieur ?

SHERLOCK : Y’a personne

Il réussit à ouvrir la porte et ils pénètrent tous les deux dans l’appartement.

JOHN : On est où ?!

SHERLOCK : Pardon, je ne te l’ai pas dit : on est chez Joe Harrison. (Il rentre dans une pièce et se dirige vers la fenêtre)

JOHN : Joe ?

SHERLOCK (en tirant les rideaux. Au loin on entend le bruit d’un train) : Le frère de la fiancée de West. (à l’image : un train passe juste sous la fenêtre). Il a volé la clef USB et tué son futur beau-frère. (Il s’approche du rebord de la fenêtre et l’observe à la loupe : des tâches de sang)

JOHN : Pour quelle raison ?

La porte d’entrée s’ouvre.

SHERLOCK : On va lui demander.

John s’approche alors tout doucement des escaliers. Joe commence à monter son vélo, qu’il brandit sur John lorsqu’il l’aperçoit.

JOHN (en dégainant son pistolet et en le pointant sur Joe) : Non ! Non.

 

Plan suivant : Joe est assis dans son canapé.

JOE : J’avais pas l’intention de… merde ! Qu’est-ce que Lucy va dire ? C’est pas vrai !

JOHN : Pourquoi l’avez-vous tué ?

JOE : C’était un accident…

SHERLOCK : Mmmh…

JOE : Je vous le jure !

SHERLOCK : Mais le vol des plans du programme anti-missiles n’étaient sûrement pas un accident, n’est-ce pas ?

JOE : Je me suis mis à dealer de la drogue. En fait le vélo et tout ça, c’était des couvertures. Je sais pas comment ça a commencé, mais très vite, le truc m’a échappé. Je devais des fortunes à des gens qui plaisantent pas. Un soir, on est allé faire la fête avec Westie, pour ses fiançailles, et il s’est mis à parler de son boulot. D’habitude, il était toujours très prudent, mais cette nuit-là, après quelques bières, il s’est vraiment lâché. Il m’a parlé des plans anti-missiles, ultra-secrets. Il m’a montré la clef USB. Il l’a brandie devant moi. Des fois, on apprend que des trucs comme ça ont été perdus, et ils ont fini dans une décharge. Mais elle était là, sous mes yeux. Et je me suis dit, eh bien, qu’elle pourrait valoir une fortune. Il était tellement bourré que ça a été facile de lui prendre (à l’image : un flash-back de la soirée et Joe qui subtilise la clef USB dans la poche de la chemise de West). Quand j’ai revu Westie, j’ai tout de suite compris à sa tête qu’il savait.

JOHN : Qu’est-ce qu’il s’est passé ? (flash-back : les deux hommes se battent et Westie dégringole les escaliers, au bas desquels il se retrouve inconscient)

JOE : J’allais appeler une ambulance. Mais c’était trop tard. Je savais plus trop quoi faire. Alors je l’ai traîné jusqu’ici et… je suis resté assis dans le noir, à réfléchir.

SHERLOCK : Lorsque une idée lumineuse vous est venue à l’esprit.

 

A l’image : Joe traîne le corps d’Andrew West à l’extérieur, et, à grand peine, le place sur le toit du train qui vient juste de s’arrêter sous sa fenêtre.

 

SHERLOCK : Le corps d’Andrew West aurait pu être transporté loin d’ici, et pendant un bon moment, si le train n’avait pas rencontré une portion de rail en courbe…

JOHN : Et un aiguillage.

SHERLOCK : Exactement.

JOHN : Vous l’avez toujours la clé USB ? (Joe fait oui de la tête)

SHERLOCK : Je pourrais l’avoir, s’il vous plait. (Joe se lève et quitte la pièce) Fin de l’intermède, John : le jeu continue.

JOHN : Peut-être qu’il est fini aussi : on n’a pas de nouvelle du poseur de bombes.

SHERLOCK : Cinq bips, rappelle-toi. C’est le compte à rebours. On n’en a eu que quatre.

 

 


221B BAKER STREET

 

 

Sherlock est pelotonné dans son fauteuil, emmitouflé dans son manteau, le téléphone rose posé sur l’accoudoir. John tape à l’ordinateur. Les fenêtres de l’appartement sont toujours remplacées par des planches de bois.

SHERLOCK (regardant la télé) : Non, non, NON !!! Bien sûr qu’il n’est pas le père du garçon ! Regardez les revers de son jean !!!

JOHN : Je savais que c’était risqué.

SHERLOCK : Mmmh ?

JOHN : De t’initier à la télé-poubelle.

SHERLOCK : Oh. Ça vaut pas le show de Connie Prince.

JOHN : Tu as remis la clé USB à Mycroft ?

SHERLOCK : Oui, il était au septième ciel. Il a menacé de m’anoblir, encore une fois.

JOHN : Tu sais que j’attends toujours.

SHERLOCK : Mmmh ?

JOHN : Que tu veuilles bien admettre que de connaître un peu mieux le système solaire, t’aurais permis de résoudre l’affaire du tableau plus vite.

SHERLOCK : ça ne t’a pas servi à grand-chose à toi.

JOHN : Non, mais je ne suis pas LE détective-consultant.

SHERLOCK : Très juste.

JOHN : Je serai pas là pour le thé : je vais chez Sarah. (Il cesse de taper à l’ordinateur, se lève de sa chaise et commence à quitter la pièce) Il reste du risotto dans le frigo.

SHERLOCK : Mmmh.

JOHN : Du lait : il nous faut du lait !

SHERLOCK : J’en achèterai.

JOHN : Ah oui ?!

SHERLOCK : Oui.

JOHN : Et des haricots ?

SHERLOCK : Mmmh.

 

John s’en va, Sherlock saisit son ordinateur portable, coincé entre lui et l’accoudoir du fauteuil. Il poste ce message sur son site :

 

Ai trouvé les plans Bruce Partington.
Prendre livraison.

La piscine. Minuit.

 

 

 


PISCINE

 

 

SHERLOCK (seul au bord du bassin, cherchant quelqu’un du regard) : Je vous ai apporté un petit cadeau pour faire connaissance (il exhibe la clé USB). C’est pour ces plans que vous avez agi, non ? Que j’ai percé tous ces mystères, que vous m’avez fait danser … Tout ça pour me faire oublier ceci !

Une porte s’ouvre et John apparaît au bord du bassin. Il est vêtu d’un gros manteau.

JOHN : Bonsoir… C’est une drôle de surprise, Sherlock, non ?

SHERLOCK (pétrifié) : John ? Mais qu’est-ce…

JOHN : Je parie que t’as rien vu venir… Que… souhaitez-vous… que je lui fasse dire… maintenant ? (en prononçant ces mots, il entrouvre son manteau : il est couvert d’explosifs et un point rouge lumineux se promène sur sa poitrine)

SHERLOCK : Toubeille de tière.

JOHN : Toubeille de tière, toubeille de…

SHERLOCK : ça suffit.

JOHN : Charmante idée, ce choix de la piscine … où le petit Carl est mort. Je l’ai neutralisé… et je peux aussi neutraliser Watson… arrêter son cœur.

SHERLOCK : Qui êtes-vous ?

Dans le fond de la piscine, une porte s’ouvre. Apparaît le petit copain de Molly, habillé cette fois comme un trader de la City.

MORIARTY : Je vous ai donné mon numéro. Je pensais que vous alliez peut-être appeler. C’est un Browning L9A1, de l’armée britannique, qui est dans votre poche ? Ou êtes-vous seulement content de me voir ?

SHERLOCK (en brandissant l’arme en question et en la pointant sur Moriarty) : Les deux.

MORIARTY : Jim Moriarty. Hello ! Jim ? Le Jim de l’hôpital ? Mmmh, j’ai donc fait une impression si fugace : mais après tout, c’était un peu le but, non ? Ne soyez pas stupide : c’est un autre que moi qui tient le fusil. J’ai horreur de me salir les mains. Je vous ai donné un aperçu, Sherlock, un très léger aperçu de mes activités dans le grand méchant monde. Je suis un spécialiste, en fait. Comme vous.

SHERLOCK : Cher Jim, vous voulez bien me rendre le service de liquider l’affreuse sœur de mon amant ? Cher Jim, voulez-vous bien me rendre le service de me faire disparaître en Amérique du Sud ?

MORIARTY : Sherlock, très fort !

SHERLOCK : Un criminel-consultant. Brillant.

MORIARTY : Oh oui ! Personne n’a jamais pu m’atteindre… et ne m’atteindra jamais.

SHERLOCK : Moi (il arme le pistolet) je l’ai fait.

MORIARTY : Vous avez failli le faire. Mais vous me mettez des bâtons dans les roues…

SHERLOCK : Merci.

MORIARTY : C’était pas un compliment.

SHERLOCK : Oh que si.

MORIARTY : Bon OK, c’en était un. Mais la drague est terminée, Sherlock, le chef en a marre. Je vous ai montré ce dont je suis capable, je me suis débarrassé de toutes ces personnes, de tous ces petits problèmes et même de trente millions de Livres, rien que pour vous convaincre de venir jouer avec moi. Alors, petit conseil d’ami, mon cher : barrez-vous. Cela dit, j’ai réellement adoré chaque étape de notre petit jeu (il s’approche petit à petit de John et Sherlock) : qu’il s’agisse du Jim des soins intensifs, ou bien « homo » ; la petite touche « sous-vêtements » vous a plu ?

SHERLOCK : Des gens sont morts.

MORIARTY : C’est ce que les gens FONT !!!!

SHERLOCK : Je vous neutraliserai.

MORIARTY : Oh non.

SHERLOCK (à John) : ça va ?

MORIARTY (en s’approchant tout près de John) : Parle, Johnny. Vas-y mon grand, exprime-toi.

John fait un petit signe de la tête.

SHERLOCK (en tendant la clé USB à Moriarty) : Tenez.

MORIARTY : Hein ? Oh ! Dis-donc : les fameux plans ! (il prend la clef USB)… Ennuyeux ! J’aurais pu les avoir n’importe où ! (Et il jette la clef dans la piscine)

John se précipite alors et saisit Moriarty.

JOHN : Sherlock ! Tire-toi !

MORIARTY (en riant, très content) : Oh, oh ! Bravo ! Bravissimo ! (Sherlock continue de viser Moriarty, mais avec John si près, les choses se compliquent…)

JOHN : Si votre sniper me tire dessus, Mr Moriarty, on explose ensemble.

MORIARTY (à Sherlock) : Qu’est-ce qu’il est gentil ! Je comprends pourquoi vous le traînez partout. Mais il est vrai que beaucoup de gens s’attachent à leurs animaux de compagnie. Il est d’une loyauté touchante. Mais : Oooops ! Vous en avez trop dit, Dr Watson (à ce moment-là, un point lumineux rouge apparaît sur le front de Sherlock). Je vous tiens !

John relâche alors Moriarty.

MORIARTY (en montrant son costume) : C’est du sur-mesure… Vous savez ce qui va vous arriver si vous ne me laissez pas tranquille, Sherlock ?

SHERLOCK : Oh attendez un peu que je devine : je vais être tué peut-être ?

MORIARTY : « Tué » ? (grimace de désapprobation) : oh non, non, un peu d’imagination. Je vous tuerai un de ces jours, de toute manière. Mais je ne veux rien précipiter : je me le réserve pour une occasion spéciale. Non, non, non : si vous continuez à fouiner, je vous brûlerai. Je ferai de votre cœur un tas de cendre.

SHERLOCK : J’ai appris de sources bien informées que je n’en ai pas, de cœur.

MORIARTY : Mais nous savons, l’un et l’autre, que ce n’est pas tout à fait vrai… Bon, va falloir que je me sauve. J’ai été ravi de ce petit échange.

SHERLOCK (en avançant son arme) : Et si je vous tuez maintenant, là tout de suite ?

MORIARTY : Vous pourriez savourer l’air de surprise sur mon visage (et il mime alors un air surpris très appuyé), parce que je serais surpris Sherlock, très surpris. Et juste un tout petit peu déçu… Mais bien sûr votre plaisir ne durerait pas très longtemps… Ciao, Sherlock Holmes. (Il s’en va)

SHERLOCK : Je vous aurai (une porte s’ouvre) tôt ou tard.

MORIARTY (au loin et tout guilleret) : Non, vous ne m’aurez pas ! (la porte se referme)

 

Sherlock dépose son arme au sol, se précipite sur John et défait son « armure d’explosifs ».

SHERLOCK : Bon… Est-ce que ça va ?!

JOHN (un peu KO) : Oui, oui, ça va, ça va… ça va. Sherlock… Sherlock ?

Ce dernier, après avoir débarrassé John du manteau, le jette au sol le plus loin possible. Il récupère l’arme et part à la poursuite de Moriarty. John vacille et s’accroupit au sol pour reprendre ses esprits. Sherlock revient au bord du bassin.

JOHN : Et toi ça va ?

SHERLOCK : Moi ? Ça va, ça va. Ça va bien. Ce que tu… Ce que tu as… Ce que tu as fait… Ce que tu as proposé de faire, c’était… c’était bien.

JOHN : Je suis content que personne n’ait vu ça.

SHERLOCK : Mmmh ?

JOHN : Toi, en train de m’arracher mes fringues, dans la pénombre d’une piscine. Ça pourrait faire jaser.

SHERLOCK : C’est à peu près tout ce que les gens savent faire.

Ils se sourient, lorsque réapparaît le point rouge lumineux.

MORIARTY : Désolé les garçons ! Je suis tellement versatile ! C’est une faiblesse chez moi, mais, pour être tout à fait honnête avec moi-même, c’est ma seule faiblesse. Je ne peux pas vous laisser continuer comme ça. Ce n’est pas possible. J’essaierais bien de vous en convaincre mais tout ce que j’ai à dire vous a déjà traversé l’esprit.

Sherlock et John, criblés de points rouge lumineux, se regardent et John fait un petit signe d’approbation de la tête à son ami.

SHERLOCK (en se retournant et en brandissant son arme) : Je suppose donc que ma réponse a dû traverser le vôtre. (Il pointe l’arme sur le manteau bourré d’explosifs, qui se trouve au sol)

Sherlock et Moriarty se fixent du regard. Moriarty esquisse un petit sourire.

 

 


-Générique de fin-

 

 

[Tout le crédit de ce script revient à Ariane DeVere qui a eu la gentillesse de nous laisser exploiter son travail pour notre quartier.]

THE GREAT GAME

 

MINSK, BELARUS. In a prison visitors’ room, Sherlock – wearing the Coat with a fur collar attached – is sitting at one of the many tables in the room. Sitting on the other side of the table is Barry ‘Bezza’ Berwick, a young Englishman who is wearing an orange jumpsuit and who is obviously a prisoner. With the exception of a uniformed guard who stands some distance away, they are the only people in the room. It’s very cold in the room, as signified by the steam coming from their breath as they speak. Sherlock sounds bored.
SHERLOCK: Just tell me what happened, from the beginning.
BERWICK: We’d been to a bar – a nice place – and, er, I got chattin’ with one of the waitresses, and Karen weren’t ’appy with that, so ... when we get back to the ’otel, we end up havin’ a bit of a ding-dong, don’t we?
(Sherlock sighs out a deliberate and noisy breath.)
BERWICK: She was always gettin’ at me, sayin’ I weren’t a real man.
SHERLOCK: Wasn’t a real man.
BERWICK: What?
SHERLOCK: It’s not “weren’t”; it’s “wasn’t”.
BERWICK: Oh.
SHERLOCK: Go on.
BERWICK: Well, then I dunno how it happened, but suddenly there’s a knife in my hands. And, you know, me old man was a butcher, so I know how to handle knives.
(Sherlock’s gaze lowers to look at Barry’s hands which are resting on the table.)
BERWICK: He learned us how to cut up a beast.
SHERLOCK: “Taught.”
BERWICK (starting to get angry): What?
SHERLOCK: Taught you how to cut up a beast.
BERWICK: Yeah, well, then-then I done it.
SHERLOCK: “Did it.”
BERWICK (losing his temper): Did it! Stabbed her ... (he repeatedly slams his hand down on the table) ... over and over and over, and I looked down and she weren’t ...
(Sighing out a loud breath through his nose, Sherlock turns his head away. Getting control of his temper, Barry immediately corrects himself.)
BERWICK: ... wasn’t movin’ no more.
(Sherlock, who had just turned his head back towards Barry, now turns it away again with an annoyed look.)
BERWICK: ... any more.
(He lets out a shaky breath and lowers his head.)
BERWICK (softly): You’ve gotta help me. I dunno how it happened, but it was an accident. I swear.
(Sherlock gets to his feet and starts to walk away. Barry calls after him frantically.)
BERWICK: You’ve gotta help me, Mr. Holmes!
(Sherlock stops.)
BERWICK: Everyone says you’re the best. Without you, I’ll get hung for this.
(Sherlock looks over his shoulder at the young man.)
SHERLOCK: No, no, no, Mr. Berwick, not at all.
(He looks away thoughtfully for a second.)
SHERLOCK: Hanged, yes.
(He quirks a smile at the man, then turns and walks away.)

Opening titles.

221B BAKER STREET. Two gunshots ring out. The camera pans across the living room and shows Sherlock lying slumped in his armchair with his head resting on the low back of the chair. He closes his eyes briefly, then opens them and gazes up towards the ceiling. Downstairs, the front door opens. Sherlock turns his head to look towards the sofa, and we now see that he is sprawled low in the chair with his legs stretched out in front of him and crossed at the ankles. He is wearing sleepwear and a blue dressing gown and his feet are bare. Above the sofa, a smiley face has been spray-painted on the wallpaper using a can of the yellow paint which was so frequently used in the “Blind Banker” case. The can is standing on the coffee table in front of the sofa. As the downstairs door closes again Sherlock sighs, turns his head to the front again and then raises his left hand which is holding a pistol. He points the pistol towards the smiley face and – without even looking in that direction – fires two shots at it. A close-up reveals that there are already two bullet holes in the wall where the two eyes had been sprayed, and the two new bullets have impacted the curve of the smile. Sherlock turns his head to look at the face and fires a third shot which either misses the smile or was deliberately aimed to form a ‘nose’ for the face. As he fires a fourth time, John comes running up the stairs with his fingers in his ears. He stops on the landing, lowers his hands and yells at his flatmate.

JOHN: What the hell are you doing?
SHERLOCK (sulkily): Bored.
JOHN (more quietly, squinting at him in disbelief): What?
SHERLOCK (loudly): Bored!
(He springs up out of the chair. John immediately recoils and covers his ears with his hands.)
JOHN: No ...
(Sherlock switches the pistol to his right hand and turns towards the smiley face, firing at it again. He then swings his arm around his back, twists slightly to his right and fires at the wall again from behind his back.)
SHERLOCK (angrily): Bored! Bored!
(As he brings his arm back around, John hurries into the room and Sherlock continues to glare at the smiley face but allows John to snatch the pistol from his hand. John quickly slides the clip out of the gun as Sherlock walks towards the sofa.)
SHERLOCK (sulkily): Don’t know what’s got into the criminal classes. Good job I’m not one of them.
(John locks the pistol away in a small safe on the dining table, and now straightens up.)
JOHN: So you take it out on the wall.
SHERLOCK (running his fingers along the painted smile): Ah, the wall had it coming.
(He turns sideways and dramatically flops down onto the sofa on his back, his head landing on a cushion at one end and his feet digging into the arm of the sofa at the end nearest the windows.)
JOHN (taking his coat off): What about that Russian case?
(Sherlock pushes with his feet to shove himself further along the sofa and into a slightly more upright position, and then starts kneading the arm of the sofa with his toes. Your transcriber decides that you really don’t need the rest of this transcript any time soon, and puts those few seconds on repeat play for the next several hours before finally getting back to work with a seraphic – if slightly glazed – look on her face.)
SHERLOCK: Belarus. Open and shut domestic murder. Not worth my time.
JOHN (sarcastically): Ah, shame(!)
(He walks into the kitchen and throws his arms up in despair at the mess on the table which greets him. He heads towards the fridge.)
JOHN: Anything in? I’m starving.
(He opens the fridge door.)
JOHN: Oh, f…
(He immediately slams it shut again, unable to believe what he just saw inside. He slumps against the door for a moment, his head lowered, then he straightens up and opens the fridge door again. On the shelf inside is a man’s head, cut off at the neck. He stares at it for a couple of seconds, then quietly closes the door again.)
JOHN: It’s a head.
(He turns and calls out.)
JOHN: A severed head!
SHERLOCK: Just tea for me, thanks.
JOHN (walking back into the living room): No, there’s a head in the fridge.
SHERLOCK (calmly): Yes.
JOHN: A bloody head!
SHERLOCK (stroppily): Well, where else was I supposed to put it?
(He looks round at John.)
SHERLOCK: You don’t mind, do you?
(John holds his hands out despairingly and looks back towards the fridge.)
SHERLOCK: I got it from Bart’s morgue.
(John buries his head in one hand.)
SHERLOCK: I’m measuring the coagulation of saliva after death.
(He waves his hand vaguely in the direction of a nearby laptop.)
SHERLOCK: I see you’ve written up the taxi driver case.
JOHN (throwing one last glance at the fridge): Uh, yes.
(He walks over to Sherlock’s armchair and sits down.)
SHERLOCK: “A Study in Pink.” Nice(!)
JOHN: Well, you know, pink lady, pink case, pink phone – there was a lot of pink. Did you like it?
(Even as John has been speaking, Sherlock has picked up a magazine from the coffee table and he now flips it open and addresses his answer to the pages.)
SHERLOCK: Erm, no.
JOHN: Why not? I thought you’d be flattered.
SHERLOCK (lowering the magazine and glaring at him): Flattered? (He raises his index fingers and narrates a section of the blog.) “Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds. What’s incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things.”
JOHN: Now hang on a minute. I didn’t mean that in a ...
SHERLOCK (interrupting): Oh, you meant “spectacularly ignorant” in a nice way(!) Look, it doesn’t matter to me who’s Prime Minister ...
JOHN (quietly): I know ...
SHERLOCK: ... or who’s sleeping with who ...
JOHN (softly): Whether the Earth goes round the Sun ...
SHERLOCK: Not that again. It’s not important.
JOHN: Not impor…
(He shifts his position in the chair to face Sherlock.)
JOHN: It’s primary school stuff. How can you not know that?
SHERLOCK (pressing the heels of his palms to his eyes): Well, if I ever did, I’ve deleted it.
JOHN: “Deleted it”?
SHERLOCK (swinging his legs around to the floor and sitting up to face John): Listen. (He points to his head with one finger.) This is my hard drive, and it only makes sense to put things in there that are useful ... really useful.
(He grimaces.)
SHERLOCK: Ordinary people fill their heads with all kinds of rubbish, and that makes it hard to get at the stuff that matters. Do you see?
(John looks at him for a moment, trying to bite his lip but then can’t contain himself.)
JOHN: But it’s the solar system!
(Sherlock briefly buries his head in his hands.)

SHERLOCK: Oh, hell! What does that matter?!
(He looks at John in frustration.)
SHERLOCK: So we go round the Sun! If we went round the Moon, or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn’t make any difference. All that matters to me is the work. Without that, my brain rots.
(He ruffles his hair with both hands, then glares at John.)
SHERLOCK: Put that in your blog. Or better still, stop inflicting your opinions on the world.
(Petulantly shoving the magazine across the coffee table, he lies down on the sofa again, turning over with his back to John and pulling his dressing gown around him while curling up into a ball. John looks away and purses his lips. The front door downstairs opens and closes. John stands up and walks towards the living room door.)
SHERLOCK (looking over his shoulder): Where are you going?
JOHN (tightly, putting his jacket on): Out. I need some air.
(He heads for the stairs, which Mrs Hudson is just coming up.)
JOHN: ’Scuse me, Mrs ...
MRS HUDSON: Oh, sorry, love!
JOHN: Sorry.
(Angrily, Sherlock turns his face away again, pulling the cushion under his head nearer to the back of the sofa and curling up even tighter. Mrs Hudson chuckles at John as he passes her but then turns and looks at him in concern as he hurries down the stairs. She comes to the living room door and knocks.)
MRS HUDSON: Ooh-ooh!
(Sherlock stretches his legs out straight and turns his head enough to acknowledge her existence, but then looks away again. Mrs Hudson carries a couple of shopping bags into the kitchen.)
MRS HUDSON: Have you two had a little domestic?
(Flailing to get himself upright, Sherlock stands up off the sofa and takes the shortest route to his destination, walking over the coffee table and going to the left-hand window just as the downstairs door opens and closes.)
MRS HUDSON: Ooh, it’s a bit nippy out there. He should have wrapped himself up a bit more.
(Sherlock watches as John crosses the street and heads in the general direction of away.)
SHERLOCK: Look at that, Mrs Hudson. (He scans the street.) Quiet, calm, peaceful. (He grimaces and drags in a long breath.) Isn’t it hateful?
(Mrs Hudson has unloaded some items from her shopping bags and now brandishes a receipt at Sherlock before putting it down on the kitchen table.)
MRS HUDSON: Oh, I’m sure something’ll turn up, Sherlock. A nice murder – that’ll cheer you up.
(She chuckles slightly as she carries her bags towards the living room door.)
SHERLOCK (wistfully): Can’t come too soon.
MRS HUDSON (stopping as she spots the damaged wall): Hey. What’ve you done to my bloody wall?!
(Sherlock quirks a smile and turns around to admire his handiwork.)
MRS HUDSON (angrily): I’m putting this on your rent, young man!
(She storms off down the stairs. Sherlock – who has magically relocated without moving and is now in the middle of the room standing just in front of the dining table – grins over-dramatically at the bullet-riddled smiley face, then sighs and turns his head to the front just as a massive explosion goes off in the street behind him. The windows blow in and the blast hurls him forward and to the floor. As the scene fades to black, he groans ...

... and his groan morphs into a groan coming from John, who is just waking up the next morning in the living room of Sarah Sawyer’s flat. Sitting up on the sofa with his shirt unbuttoned, he has apparently slept on said sofa and he is grimacing and trying to un-crick his neck. Sarah walks in, wearing a dressing gown.

SARAH: Morning!
JOHN: Oh, mor… (He turns to look at her but grimaces again and grabs at his neck in pain.) Morning.
SARAH: See? Told you you should’ve gone with the lilo.
JOHN (still rubbing his neck): No, no, no, it’s fine. I-I slept fine. It’s very kind of you.
(Sarah has been scanning the sofa as he spoke and has now spotted what she was looking for. She reaches behind John’s back to pick up the remote control for the TV, then sits on the arm of the sofa and turns the telly on.)
SARAH: Well, maybe next time I’ll let you kip at the end of my bed, you know.
(She looks at him suggestively, then turns her head towards the TV screen.)
JOHN (also looking at the screen): What about the time after that?
(She looks at him and grins briefly. John turns his head towards her but doesn’t meet her eyes.)
NEWSREADER (on the TV): Experts are hailing it as the artistic find of the century.
(The news item is showing a photo of the Hickman Art Gallery, with a headline at the bottom of the screen saying “The Lost Vermeer”.)
NEWSREADER (on the TV): The last time ...
SARAH (putting the remote down): So, d’you want some breakfast?
JOHN: Love some.
SARAH: Yeah, well you’d better make it yourself, ’cause I’m gonna have a shower!
NEWSREADER (on the TV): ... it fetched over twenty million pounds.
(John watches as Sarah smiles at him sassily before leaving the room. He chuckles silently and starts doing up the buttons on his shirt.)
NEWSREADER (on the TV): This one is anticipated to do even better. Back now to our main story. There’s been a massive explosion in central London.
(John looks at the TV screen and his face fills with shock as the picture changes to show live footage of a road where brickwork is scattered all over the pavement, and police cordons have been set up to keep people out. The headline at the bottom of the screen reads, “House destroyed on Baker St”.)
NEWSREADER (on the TV): As yet, there are no reports of any casualties, and the police are unable to say if there is any suspicion of terrorist involvement.
(John is already on his feet and he hurries around the sofa to grab his jacket before turning towards the door and calling out.)
JOHN: Sarah!
(He stops and looks at the TV screen briefly.)
NEWSREADER (on the TV): Police have issued an emergency number for friends and relatives ...
JOHN: Sarah!
(He heads towards the front door, not even waiting for Sarah to reply to him.)
JOHN: Sorry – I’ve got to run.

BAKER STREET. John comes around the corner of the street almost opposite the flat, then stops briefly and stares. Continuing onwards, he heads towards the police cordon and makes his way through the small crowd of gawking onlookers.
JOHN: ’Scuse me, can I get through? ’Scuse me.
(He approaches one of the police officers who is stopping the crowd from getting closer.)
JOHN: Can I go through?
(He points towards 221 and the police officer lets him through. John walks into the main scene of devastation where bricks and dust are scattered all over the road and pavement. A fire engine is still on the scene and fire hoses are lying in the road waiting to be reeled back in. The windows and shop fronts of the buildings either side of Speedy’s have been boarded up; Speedy’s itself was protected by its metal roll-down screen. John stops and stares at the building directly opposite the café. The front of the ground and first floor has been completely blown out by the explosion and the rooms inside are exposed to the air. John turns and hurries towards 221, where the first floor windows have also been boarded up. A police officer standing outside Speedy’s moves to intercept him but John explains.)
JOHN: I live over there.
(The officer steps aside and John unlocks the door and goes inside. He races up the stairs.)
JOHN: Sherlock. Sherlock!
(As he hurries into the living room, his eye is drawn to the boarded-up windows, then to his armchair, but his gaze quickly turns to Sherlock’s chair where Sherlock, now dressed and wearing The Purple Shirt of SexTM under his jacket, is apparently uninjured and is intermittently plucking the strings of the violin he is holding on his chest while he glares petulantly towards John’s chair.)
SHERLOCK (looking up at his flatmate): John.
(The reason for Sherlock’s annoyance – his brother Mycroft, who is sitting in John’s chair – glances round at John.)
JOHN (to Sherlock): I saw it on the telly. Are you okay?
SHERLOCK: Hmm? What? (He looks around at the mess of broken glass and scattered paperwork as if he has forgotten it – which he probably has.) Oh, yeah. Fine. Gas leak, apparently.
(He turns his attention back to his brother, who stares at him pointedly as Sherlock plucks his violin strings again.)
SHERLOCK: I can’t.
MYCROFT: “Can’t”?
SHERLOCK: The stuff I’ve got on is just too big. I can’t spare the time.
(John looks across to him in disbelief.)
MYCROFT: Never mind your usual trivia. This is of national importance.
SHERLOCK (sulkily flicking his fingers across the strings): How’s the diet?
MYCROFT (refusing to rise to the implied insult): Fine. Perhaps you can get through to him, John.
JOHN (who has walked nearer to the windows to investigate the damage): What?
MYCROFT: I’m afraid my brother can be very intransigent.
SHERLOCK: If you’re so keen, why don’t you investigate it?
MYCROFT: No-no-no-no-no. I can’t possibly be away from the office for any length of time – not with the Korean elections so ...
(He tails off as John turns towards him in surprise and Sherlock raises his head from looking at his violin.)
MYCROFT: Well, you don’t need to know about that, do you?
(He smiles humourlessly in a clear message to forget what he just said.)
MYCROFT: Besides, a case like this – it requires ... (he grimaces in distaste) ... legwork.
(Sherlock mis-plucks one of his strings, an irritated look on his face. He turns to John, who is absently rubbing the back of his neck with one hand.)
SHERLOCK: How’s Sarah, John? How was the lilo?
MYCROFT (consulting his pocket watch and not even looking at John): Sofa, Sherlock. It was the sofa.
(Sherlock briefly looks John up and down.)
SHERLOCK: Oh yes, of course.
JOHN (incredulously): How ...? Oh, never mind.
(He sits down on the coffee table. Mycroft smiles across at him.)
MYCROFT: Sherlock’s business seems to be booming since you and he became ... pals.
(Sherlock throws him a dark look.)
MYCROFT (to John): What’s he like to live with? Hellish, I imagine.
JOHN: I’m never bored.
MYCROFT (smiling condescendingly): Good! That’s good, isn’t it?
(Again Sherlock glares at him. Mycroft stands up as Sherlock picks up his bow and whips one end through the air in front of him. Picking up a folder which he had put on the table beside him, Mycroft steps forward and offers the folder to his brother but Sherlock just looks back at him stubbornly. Grimacing and poking his tongue into the corner of his mouth, Mycroft turns and offers the folder to John instead.)
MYCROFT: Andrew West, known as Westie to his friends.
(Looking startled, John takes the folder.)
MYCROFT: A civil servant, found dead on the tracks at Battersea Station this morning with his head smashed in.
(Cutaway shot to a Tube guard walking along the railway line in the early morning. The beam from his flashlight picks out the body of a young man lying just beside the tracks.)
JOHN: Jumped in front of a train?
MYCROFT: Seems the logical assumption.
JOHN (quirking a brief smile): But ...?
MYCROFT: “But”?
JOHN: Well, you wouldn’t be here if it was just an accident.
(Sherlock, who is now applying rosin to the bow with a small cloth, smirks noisily.)
MYCROFT: The M.O.D. is working on a new missile defence system – the Bruce-Partington Programme, it’s called.
(He looks at Sherlock as John starts flicking through the folder.)
MYCROFT: The plans for it were on a memory stick.
(John sniggers quietly.)
JOHN: That wasn’t very clever.
(Sherlock smiles in agreement.)
MYCROFT (to John): It’s not the only copy.
JOHN: Oh.
MYCROFT: But it is secret. And missing.
JOHN: Top secret?
MYCROFT: Very. We think West must have taken the memory stick. We can’t possibly risk it falling into the wrong hands.
(He turns back to his brother.)
MYCROFT: You’ve got to find those plans, Sherlock. Don’t make me order you.
(Breathing in sharply through his nose, Sherlock raises his violin to his shoulder, ready to play. He looks calmly at his brother.)
SHERLOCK: I’d like to see you try.
MYCROFT (leaning down to him a little in an attempt to look more threatening): Think it over.
(Sherlock stares back at him, unimpressed. Mycroft turns and walks over to John, offering him his hand to shake.)
MYCROFT: Goodbye, John.
(Politely, John stands as he shakes his hand. Mycroft smiles at him creepily.)
MYCROFT: See you very soon.
(John tries not to look nervous. As Mycroft heads back towards the chair to pick up his coat, Sherlock begins to repeatedly play a short irritating sequence of notes. John frowns across to him but Sherlock continues to play until Mycroft has left the room and is on the stairs. Grimacing in the direction of his brother’s back, Sherlock finishes his playing and lowers the violin, still looking annoyed. John sits back down on the coffee table and waits until Mycroft has reached the ground floor and is out of earshot before he speaks.)
JOHN: Why’d you lie?
(Sherlock looks across to him as the front door bangs shut.)
JOHN: You’ve got nothing on – not a single case. That’s why the wall took a pounding. Why did you tell your brother you were busy?
SHERLOCK (shrugging): Why shouldn’t I?
JOHN: Oh! (He nods.) Oh, I see.
(Sherlock’s eyes drift in his direction but he doesn’t actually look at him.)
JOHN: Sibling rivalry. Now we’re getting somewhere.
(Sherlock turns and opens his mouth but before he can deny everything his phone starts to ring. He irritably whips his bow down again, puts it on the seat beside him and fishes his phone out of his jacket pocket.)
SHERLOCK (into phone): Sherlock Holmes.
(He listens for a moment, then his expression intensifies.)
SHERLOCK: Of course. How could I refuse?
(Standing up and switching off the phone as he puts his violin onto the seat, he heads for the door.)
SHERLOCK: Lestrade. I’ve been summoned. Coming?
JOHN: If you want me to.
SHERLOCK: Of course.
(Picking up his Coat, he turns back to him.)
SHERLOCK: I’d be lost without my blogger.

After a taxi ride during which, bizarrely, Sherlock has briefly changed into a white shirt [and your transcriber smacks the editors], the boys arrive at New Scotland Yard and are following Detective Inspector Lestrade across the general office as he leads them towards his office.
LESTRADE: You like the funny cases, don’t you? The surprising ones.
SHERLOCK: Obviously.
LESTRADE: You’ve love this. That explosion ...
SHERLOCK (briefly exchanging glares with Detective Sergeant Donovan as he walks past her desk): Gas leak, yes?
LESTRADE: No.
SHERLOCK: No?
LESTRADE: No. Made to look like one.
JOHN: What?
(By now they’re in Lestrade’s office and Sherlock stops and stares down at a white envelope lying on the desk.)
LESTRADE: Hardly anything left of the place except a strong box – a very strong box and inside it was this.
(He points to what Sherlock’s looking at.)
SHERLOCK: You haven’t opened it?
LESTRADE: It’s addressed to you, isn’t it?
(Sherlock reaches towards the envelope.)
LESTRADE: We’ve X-rayed it. It’s not booby-trapped.
SHERLOCK (hesitating slightly): How reassuring(!)
(He picks up the envelope and takes it across the room to another table which has an anglepoise lamp on it. Holding the envelope up close to the bulb he examines both sides carefully. On the front in elegant handwriting are the words “Sherlock Holmes”.)
SHERLOCK: Nice stationery. Bohemian.
LESTRADE: What?
SHERLOCK: From the Czech Republic. No fingerprints?
LESTRADE: No.
SHERLOCK (looking closely at the writing): She used a fountain pen. A Parker Duofold – iridium nib.
JOHN: “She”?
SHERLOCK: Obviously.
JOHN (struggling not to sigh): Obviously(!)
(Sherlock picks up a letter opener from the desk and carefully slits the envelope open. He looks inside and his mouth opens a little in surprise as he reaches in and takes out a pink iPhone.)
JOHN (shocked): But that’s – that’s the phone, the pink phone.
LESTRADE: What, from the Study in Pink?
SHERLOCK: Well, obviously it’s not the same phone but it’s supposed to look like ...
(He stops as he realises what Lestrade just said. He turns to face him. Sally has come into the room to put some files down on a desk near the door.)
SHERLOCK: The Study in Pink? You read his blog?
LESTRADE: Course I read his blog! We all do. D’you really not know that the Earth goes round the Sun?
(Sally sniggers loudly. Sherlock, who is taking off his gloves, glares at her as John purses his lips in embarrassment. Sally leaves the room and Sherlock turns his concentration back to the phone.)
SHERLOCK: It isn’t the same phone. This one’s brand new.
(He’s looking at the connection sockets, none of which have scratches around them.)
SHERLOCK: Someone’s gone to a lot of trouble to make it look like the same phone, which means your blog has a far wider readership.
(He throws an accusatory look at John, who does his best to ignore it. Sherlock switches the phone on and immediately gets a voice alert.)
VOICE ALERT: You have one new message.
(The message plays but there is no voice – just the unmistakeable sound of the Greenwich Time Signal. However, while the “Greenwich pips” – as they’re more generally called – consist of five short pips and one longer tone, this recording has only four short pips and the longer one. Strangely, nobody ever comments on this.)
JOHN: Is that it?
SHERLOCK: No. That’s not it.
(A photograph has also been uploaded to the phone. He opens it and Lestrade comes across to look over his shoulder. The picture is of an unfurnished room with a fireplace on one wall. The wallpaper is peeling and there’s a tall mirror propped up in one corner. A smaller mirror – the type which is usually hung up above a fireplace – is standing on the mantelpiece.)
LESTRADE: What the hell are we supposed to make of that? An estate agent’s photo and the bloody Greenwich pips!
SHERLOCK (gazing thoughtfully into the distance): It’s a warning.
JOHN: A warning?
SHERLOCK: Some secret societies used to send dried melon seeds, orange pips, things like that. Five pips. They’re warning us it’s gonna happen again.
(He briefly looks down at the photo again, then brandishes the phone at the others as he starts to leave the office.)
SHERLOCK: And I’ve seen this place before.
JOHN (following him): H-hang on. What’s gonna happen again?
SHERLOCK (turning back and raising his hands dramatically): Boom!
(He heads off with John behind him. Lestrade grabs his coat and hurries after them.)

BAKER STREET. A taxi pulls up outside 221 and Sherlock, John and Lestrade get out. Sherlock unlocks the front door and leads the way inside, bypassing the stairs and heading along the corridor towards Mrs Hudson’s front door. Just as he reaches it he stops and turns to the left where there is another door which must lead to a basement flat. Numbers and letters stuck on the door read, “221c”. Sherlock turns his head and calls out loudly towards his landlady’s front door.

SHERLOCK: Mrs Hudson!

Shortly afterwards, Mrs Hudson opens the front door of 221A and hands Sherlock a set of keys. Sherlock has been examining the padlock attached to the other door and now takes the keys and begins to unlock it.

MRS HUDSON: You had a look, didn’t you, Sherlock, when you first came to see about your flat.
SHERLOCK (looking closely at the door’s keyhole): The door’s been opened recently.
MRS HUDSON: No, can’t be. That’s the only key.
(Pulling the padlock off, Sherlock selects another key and puts it into the keyhole.)
MRS HUDSON: I can’t get anyone interested in this flat. It’s the damp, I expect. That’s the curse of basements.
(Sherlock turns the key and pulls the door open. He immediately goes inside and John and Lestrade follow, taking little or no notice of Mrs H as she continues rambling on.)
MRS HUDSON: I had a place once when I was first married. Black mould all up the walls ...
(She trails to a halt as Lestrade closes the door behind him. She turns and heads back into her own flat.)
MRS HUDSON (exasperated): Oh! Men!

Reaching the bottom of the stairs, Sherlock slowly pushes open the door to the living room and walks inside, followed by the other two. The room looks exactly as it did in the photograph on the phone with one exception: there is a pair of trainers placed neatly in the middle of the floor, their toes pointed towards the door. John stops and looks at them before stating the bleedin’ obvious.
JOHN: Shoes.
(Sherlock starts to walk towards them but John holds out a cautionary hand towards him.)
JOHN: He’s a bomber, remember.
(Sherlock stops for a moment, then continues slowly towards the trainers. He crouches down, then puts his hands on the floor and leans forward. Lowering his body down he moves closer to the shoes and, just as his nose is almost touching them, a phone rings. Sherlock jumps, closes his eyes momentarily and then stands up, pulls off his glove and takes the pink iPhone from his coat pocket and looks at the caller I.D. It reads, “NUMBER BLOCKED”. He pauses for a second, then answers the phone.)
SHERLOCK (softly): Hello?
(A female voice draws in a shaky breath before speaking tearfully.)
WOMAN’s VOICE: H-hello ... sexy.
(John and Lestrade exchange a puzzled look as the woman sobs.)
SHERLOCK: Who’s this?
WOMAN’s VOICE (tearfully): I’ve ... sent you ... a little puzzle ... just to say hi.
SHERLOCK: Who’s talking? Why are you crying?
WOMAN’s VOICE (shakily and full of tears): I-I’m not ... crying ... I’m typing ...
(We now see that the woman on the other end of the line is sitting in the driver’s seat of a car holding a phone to her ear with one shaking hand and holding a pager in the other hand. Her face is covered with tears and she looks terrified as she reads from the pager.)
WOMAN: ... and this ... stupid ... bitch ... is reading it out.
(She sobs again. Sherlock gazes into the distance thoughtfully.)
SHERLOCK (softly): The curtain rises.
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK: Nothing.
JOHN: No, what did you mean?
SHERLOCK (half turning his head towards him): I’ve been expecting this for some time.
WOMAN: Twelve hours to solve ... my puzzle, Sherlock ...
(We now see that the car is in a car park. People are going about their everyday business, unaware that a large explosive device is strapped to the woman’s chest. A red laser point travels over the device and her neck, suggesting that a sniper is aiming at her from some distance away.)
WOMAN: ... or I’m going ... to be ... so naughty.
(The phone goes dead and the woman looks down at the bomb and the laser light, and sobs in despair.)

ST BARTHOLOMEW’S HOSPITAL. Sherlock has brought the trainers to a lab and is putting on a pair of latex gloves as he looks closely at them. He picks them up, examines the laces carefully and peers at the shoes from all directions, then digs out mud from the treads in the soles and puts it into a dish. Putting the shoes down again, he looks at them thoughtfully.

Later, he is sitting at a bench looking into a microscope as, beside him, a computer screen shows that a scanner of some sort is running tests. John is wandering up and down on the other side of the bench.

JOHN: So, who d’you suppose it was?
(A phone trills a text alert.)
SHERLOCK (absently, not reacting to the alert): Hmm?
JOHN: The woman on the phone – the crying woman.
SHERLOCK: Oh, she doesn’t matter. She’s just a hostage. No lead there.
JOHN (exasperated): For God’s sake, I wasn’t thinking about leads.
SHERLOCK: You’re not going to be much use to her.
(He glances across to the scanner as it continues throwing up “NO MATCH” results, then looks back into the microscope.)
JOHN: Are-are they trying to trace it, trace the call?
SHERLOCK: The bomber’s too smart for that.
(The same phone as before trills another text alert.)
SHERLOCK: Pass me my phone.
(John looks around the room.)
JOHN: Where is it?
SHERLOCK: Jacket.
(John straightens up slowly, his entire body going rigid in disbelief and his eyes broadcasting the message “I am going to kill him.” Turning to his right, he marches stiffly around the table, slams one hand onto Sherlock’s shoulder and roughly pulls his jacket open with the other as he starts to rummage in his inside pocket.)
SHERLOCK (angrily, still not looking up): Careful.
(John just about holds onto his temper and pulls the phone out and looks at it.)

JOHN: Text from your brother.
SHERLOCK: Delete it.
JOHN: Delete it?
SHERLOCK: Missile plans are out of the country now. Nothing we can do about it.
(John looks at the message again, which reads:

RE: BRUCE-PARTINGTON PLANS
Any progress on Andrew
West’s death?
Mycroft

JOHN: Well, Mycroft thinks there is. He’s texted you eight times. Must be important.
(Sherlock raises his head in exasperation.)
SHERLOCK: Then why didn’t he cancel his dental appointment?
JOHN (sighing tiredly): His what?
SHERLOCK: Mycroft never texts if he can talk. Look, Andrew West stole the missile plans, tried to sell them, got his head smashed in for his pains. End of story. The only mystery is this: why is my brother so determined to bore me when somebody else is being so delightfully interesting?
(He looks back into the microscope again.)
JOHN (switching the phone off): Try and remember there’s a woman here who might die.
SHERLOCK: What for?
(He looks up at John.)
SHERLOCK: This hospital’s full of people dying, Doctor. Why don’t you go and cry by their bedside and see what good it does them?
(John looks away in disbelief. Unmoved, Sherlock looks back into the microscope but just then the computer beeps a result.)
SHERLOCK (delighted): Ah!
(He looks across to the screen which is flashing “SEARCH COMPLETE”. At the same moment Molly Hooper comes in the door.)
MOLLY: Any luck?
SHERLOCK (triumphantly): Oh, yes!
(As Molly comes over to look at the screen, a man in his thirties, wearing slacks and a T-shirt, comes in the door and then stops apologetically.)
JIM: Oh, sorry. I didn’t ...
MOLLY: Jim! Hi!
(Jim makes as if to leave the room but Molly stops him.)
MOLLY: Come in! Come in!
(Sherlock looks over at her briefly, running his eyes down her body and apparently making an instant deduction, then looks back into the microscope. Molly makes introductions as Jim closes the door and walks over to her.)
MOLLY: Jim, this is Sherlock Holmes.
JIM: Ah!
(John turns towards them, and Molly looks at him blankly.)
MOLLY (apologetically): And, uh ... sorry.
JOHN: John Watson. Hi.
JIM: Hi.
(His eyes are locked on Sherlock’s back as he gazes at him admiringly. He speaks in a casual London accent.)
JIM: So you’re Sherlock Holmes. Molly’s told me all about you. You on one of your cases?
(He walks closer to Sherlock, forcing John to step out of his way.)
MOLLY: Jim works in I.T. upstairs. That’s how we met. Office romance.
(She and Jim giggle. Sherlock glances briefly round at Jim before returning to look into the ’scope.)
SHERLOCK: Gay.
(Molly’s smile fades.)
MOLLY: Sorry, what?
(Sherlock raises his head as he realises what he’s just done.)
SHERLOCK: Nothing. (He smiles round falsely at Jim.) Um, hey.
JIM (smiling admiringly at him): Hey.
(Lowering his hand, he knocks a metal dish off the edge of the table and scrambles to pick it up.)
JIM (giggling nervously): Sorry! Sorry!
(John turns away, face-palming, as Sherlock looks in irritation while Jim puts the dish back on the table and then scratches his arm as he wanders back towards Molly.)
JIM: Well, I’d better be off. I’ll see you at the Fox, ’bout six-ish?
MOLLY: Yeah!
(He stops beside her, putting a hand on her back, and looks back towards Sherlock.)
JIM: ’Bye.
MOLLY (softly): ’Bye.
JIM (to Sherlock): It was nice to meet you.
(Sherlock ignores him as Jim gazes at him wistfully. John breaks the embarrassing silence.)
JOHN: You too.
(Jim blinks at him, looking awkward, then turns and leaves the room. Molly waits until the door closes then turns to Sherlock.)
MOLLY: What d’you mean, gay? We’re together.
SHERLOCK (looking across to her): And domestic bliss must suit you, Molly. You’ve put on three pounds since I last saw you.
MOLLY: Two and a half.
SHERLOCK: Nuh, three.
JOHN: Sherlock ...
MOLLY (angrily): He’s not gay. Why d’you have to spoil ...? He’s not.
SHERLOCK (snorting): With that level of personal grooming?
JOHN: Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.
SHERLOCK: You wash your hair. There’s a difference. No-no – tinted eyelashes; clear signs of taurine cream around the frown lines; those tired clubber’s eyes. Then there’s his underwear.
MOLLY: His underwear?
SHERLOCK: Visible above the waistline – very visible; very particular brand.
(He reaches for the metal dish.)
SHERLOCK: That, plus the extremely suggestive fact that he just left his number under this dish here ... (he shows her the card that Jim left under the dish) ... and I’d say you’d better break it off now and save yourself the pain.
(Molly stares at him for a moment, then turns and runs out of the room. Sherlock looks surprised at her reaction.)
JOHN: Charming. Well done.
SHERLOCK: Just saving her time. Isn’t that kinder?
JOHN: “Kinder”? No, no, Sherlock. That wasn’t kind.
(Looking fed up with the conversation, Sherlock puts Jim’s card down and then reaches over and moves one of the trainers on the desk closer to John.)
SHERLOCK: Go on, then.
JOHN: Mmm?
SHERLOCK: You know what I do. Off you go.
(He sits back and folds his arms expectantly. John makes incoherent negative noises and looks at his watch.)
JOHN: No.
SHERLOCK: Go on.
JOHN: I’m not gonna stand here so you can humiliate me while I try and disseminate ...
SHERLOCK (interrupting): An outside eye, a second opinion. It’s very useful to me.
JOHN: Yeah, right(!)
SHERLOCK: Really.
(John turns back to him and the two of them have intense eyesex for several seconds. Eventually John nods unhappily because eyesex is all he’s going to get for the time being.)

JOHN: Fine.
(Clearing his throat, he picks up the shoe and looks at it and its partner lying on the table.)
JOHN: I dunno – they’re just a pair of shoes. (He immediately corrects himself.) Trainers.
SHERLOCK: Good.
(He looks away and picks up his phone as John continues looking at the trainers.)
JOHN: Umm ... they’re in good nick. I’d say they were pretty new ... except the sole has been well-worn, so the owner must have had them for a while.
(Sherlock, who had started to look frustrated when John said they were new, breathes out a silent sigh of relief that his friend isn’t that stupid.)
JOHN: Uh, they’re very eighties – probably one of those retro designs.
SHERLOCK: You’re on sparkling form. What else?
JOHN: Well, they’re quite big, so a man’s.
SHERLOCK: But ...?
JOHN (looking at the insides of both shoes and the blue smudges at the sides): But there’s traces of a name inside in felt-tip. Adults don’t write their names inside their shoes, so these belonged to a kid.
SHERLOCK (looking at him proudly): Excellent. What else?
JOHN: Uh ... (he looks again at the shoe he’s holding, then puts it down) ... that’s it.
SHERLOCK: That’s it?
(John nods.)
JOHN: How did I do?
SHERLOCK: Well, John; really well.
(He pauses momentarily.)
SHERLOCK: I mean, you missed almost everything of importance, but, um, you know ...
(He lifts his hand and slowly rotates his wrist to turn his palm up, his expression full of sarcasm. With a look of frustration, John picks up the trainer and gives it to him. Sherlock looks at it closely as he goes into deduction mode.)
SHERLOCK: The owner loved these. Scrubbed them clean, whitened them where they got discoloured. Changed the laces three ... no, four times.
(John puts his hands on the desk and lowers his head in despair.)
SHERLOCK: Even so, there are traces of his flaky skin where his fingers have come into contact with them, so he suffered from eczema. Shoes are well-worn, more so on the inside, which means the owner had weak arches. British-made, twenty years old.
JOHN (straightening up): Twenty years?
SHERLOCK: They’re not retro – they’re original.
(He shows John an image on his phone.)
SHERLOCK: Limited edition: two blue stripes, nineteen eighty-nine.
JOHN: But there’s still mud on them. They look new.
SHERLOCK (looking at the trainer thoughtfully): Someone’s kept them that way. Quite a bit of mud caked on the soles. Analysis shows it’s from Sussex, with London mud overlaying it.
JOHN: How do you know?
SHERLOCK (nodding towards the computer screen): Pollen. Clear as a map reference to me.
(Two dots are flashing on a map of Britain, one around the borders of East and West Sussex and the other to the south-east of London.)
SHERLOCK: South of the river, too. So, the kid who owned these trainers came to London from Sussex twenty years ago and left them behind.
JOHN: So what happened to him?
SHERLOCK: Something bad.
(He looks up at John.)
SHERLOCK: He loved those shoes, remember. He’d never leave them filthy. Wouldn’t leave them go unless he had to. So: a child with big feet gets ...
(He trails off, staring ahead of himself.)
SHERLOCK (softly): Oh.
(John looks across the lab, trying to see what his friend is looking at.)
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK (softly): Carl Powers.
JOHN: Sorry, who?
SHERLOCK (still staring into the distance): Carl Powers, John.
JOHN: What is it?
SHERLOCK: It’s where I began.

Later, the boys are in the back of a taxi.
SHERLOCK: Nineteen eighty-nine, a young kid – champion swimmer – came up from Brighton for a school sports tournament; drowned in the pool. Tragic accident.
(He shows John the front page of a newspaper on his phone.)
SHERLOCK: You wouldn’t remember it. Why should you?
JOHN: But you remember.
SHERLOCK: Yes.
JOHN: Something fishy about it?
SHERLOCK: Nobody thought so – nobody except me. I was only a kid myself. I read about it in the papers.
JOHN: Started young, didn’t you?
SHERLOCK: The boy, Carl Powers, had some kind of fit in the water, but by the time they got him out it was too late. But there was something wrong; something I couldn’t get out of my head.
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK: His shoes.
JOHN: What about them?
SHERLOCK: They weren’t there. I made a fuss; I tried to get the police interested, but nobody seemed to think it was important. He’d left all the rest of his clothes in his locker, but there was no sign of his shoes ...
(He leans down and picks up a bag containing the trainers.)
SHERLOCK: ... until now.

SIX HOURS TO GO. As Sherlock sits in the back of the taxi holding the pink phone and lost in thought, the woman who rang him earlier sits in her car crying in despair.

221B. Sherlock has shut himself in the kitchen and is sitting at the table with the trainers nearby – still in the bag – while he looks through photographs and printouts of newspaper reports of Carl Powers’ death from 1989. In the living room, on the other side of the closed doors, John is pacing back and forth and finally stops and slides one of the doors open.

JOHN: Can I help?
(Sherlock doesn’t react to him at all.)
JOHN: I want to help. There’s only five hours left.
(His phone sounds a text alert. He gets the phone from his trouser pocket and looks at the message. It reads:

Any developments?
Mycroft Holmes

JOHN: It’s your brother. He’s texting me now.
(He frowns.)
JOHN: How does he know my number?
SHERLOCK (thoughtfully): Must be a root canal.
(Putting his phone away, John comes into the kitchen.)
JOHN: Look, he did say ‘national importance’.
(Sherlock snorts, not looking up from his research.)
SHERLOCK: How quaint.
JOHN: What is?
SHERLOCK: You are. Queen and country.
JOHN (sternly): You can’t just ignore it.
SHERLOCK: I’m not ignoring it. Putting my best man onto it right now.
JOHN: Right. Good.
(He folds his arms and nods in satisfaction, then looks at Sherlock in puzzlement.)
JOHN: Who’s that?

Some time later John, wearing a jacket and tie, is sitting in a chair opposite a desk in a large, rather intimidating office. He looks anxiously at his watch as if he has been waiting there for some time. The door opens and Mycroft walks in, reading a report.
MYCROFT: John. How nice. I was hoping you wouldn’t be long.
(John politely stands up as Mycroft walks across to the desk, still looking at the report.)
MYCROFT: How can I help you?
(He walks straight past John and puts the report down on the desk, imperiously waving a hand in John’s direction to signify that he can sit down again.)
JOHN: Thank you. (He sits.) Um, well, I was wanting to ... um, your brother sent me to collect more facts about the stolen plans, the missile plans.
(Mycroft looks over his shoulder and smiles at him.)
MYCROFT: Did he?
JOHN: Yes.
(He smiles back a little nervously as Mycroft turns towards him and leans back against the desk.)
JOHN: He’s investigating now.
(Mycroft put his hand to the right side of his mouth as if he is in pain.)
JOHN: He’s, er, investigating away.
(Lowering his hand again, Mycroft smiles as if he doesn’t believe a word of it.)
JOHN: Um, I just wondered what else you can tell me about the dead man.
MYCROFT: Uh, twenty-seven; a clerk at Vauxhall Cross – er, MI6. He was involved in the Bruce-Partington Programme in a minor capacity. Security checks A-OK; no known terrorist affiliations or sympathies ...
(Cutaway flashback to Andrew West sitting on a sofa with a young blonde woman. She snuggles into his shoulder, unaware that he is looking very worried.)
MYCROFT: Last seen by his fiancée at ten thirty yesterday evening.
(In the flashback, West is now standing at the window looking out into the night.)
WESTIE: Lucy, love, I’ve gotta go out. I’ve gotta see someone.
(He hurries out of the room. Lucy calls after him.)
LUCY: Westie!
(Brief flashback of Westie’s dead body lying beside the railway track.)
JOHN: Right. He was found at Battersea, yes? So he got on the train.
MYCROFT: No.
JOHN: What?
MYCROFT: He had an Oyster card ...
(Grimacing, he raises his hand to his mouth again. John frowns as he begins to realise that Sherlock may have been right about Mycroft having had a root canal filling to one of his teeth.)
MYCROFT: ... but it hadn’t been used.
JOHN: Must have bought a ticket.
MYCROFT (lowering his hand): There was no ticket on the body.
JOHN: Then ...
MYCROFT: Then how did he end up with a bashed-in brain on the tracks at Battersea? That is the question – the one I was rather hoping Sherlock would provide an answer to. How’s he getting on?
JOHN: He-he’s fine, yes. Oh, and-and it is going ... very well. It’s, um, you know – he’s completely focussed on it.
(He grins at Mycroft unconvincingly.)

THREE HOURS TO GO. Darkness has fallen and the woman still sits in the car and sobs.

221B. Sherlock has moved to the side table in the kitchen and is looking into his microscope. Mrs Hudson comes in through the kitchen door with a tray containing a couple of mugs. As she puts them on the kitchen table, Sherlock looks up.

SHERLOCK: Poison.
MRS HUDSON: What you going on about?
(Sherlock slams his hands down on the side table.)
SHERLOCK: Clostridium botulinum!
(Mrs Hudson cringes and flees the kitchen. Sherlock looks round at John as he comes in from the living room.)
SHERLOCK: It’s one of the deadliest poisons on the planet!
(John looks at him blankly.)
SHERLOCK: Carl Powers!
JOHN: Oh, wait, are you saying he was murdered?
(Sherlock stands up and walks over to where he has hung up the laces from the trainers.)
SHERLOCK: Remember the shoelaces?
JOHN: Mmm.
SHERLOCK: The boy suffered from eczema. It’d be the easiest thing in the world to introduce the poison into his medication. Two hours later he comes up to London, the poison takes effect, paralyses the muscles and he drowns.
JOHN: What – how-how come the autopsy didn’t pick that up?
SHERLOCK: It’s virtually undetectable. Nobody would have been looking for it.
(He has walked around the table to where his computer notebook is lying. The page is open at the Forum of his own website, The Science of Deduction and he now begins to type into the message box:

FOUND. Pair of trainers belonging to Carl Powers (1978-1989).

SHERLOCK (straightening up to point to the laces): But there were still tiny traces of it left inside the trainers from where he put the cream on his feet.
(He bends down and continues to type:

Botulinum toxin still present. Apply 221b Baker St.

He sends the message and straightens up.)
SHERLOCK: That’s why they had to go.
JOHN: So how do we let the bomber know ...
SHERLOCK: Get his attention ...
JOHN: Mmm-hmm.
SHERLOCK (looking at his watch): ... stop the clock.
JOHN: The killer kept the shoes all these years.
SHERLOCK: Yes. (He looks at John.) Meaning ...
JOHN: He’s our bomber.
(The pink phone rings on the side table. Sherlock hurries over to it and switches it on. In the car park, the woman sobs in anguish as she reads out the latest message from the pager.)
WOMAN: Well done, you. Come and get me.
SHERLOCK (loudly and clearly): Where are you? Tell us where you are.

Some time later the woman stares anxiously out of the car window as members of a bomb disposal team, dressed in protective padded clothing, make their way towards the car.

MORNING. New Scotland Yard. The boys are in Lestrade’s office, Sherlock standing at the window with his hands raised in front of his mouth and his fingers tapping together. John is sitting opposite Lestrade at his desk.

LESTRADE: She lives in Cornwall. Two men broke in wearing masks, forced her to drive to the car park and decked her out in enough explosives to take down a house.
(He looks up at Sherlock as he walks over to the desk.)
LESTRADE: Told her to phone you. She had to read out from this pager.
(He puts the pager onto the desk in front of John, who picks it up to look at it.)
SHERLOCK: And if she deviated by one word, the sniper would set her off.
JOHN: Or if you hadn’t solved the case.
SHERLOCK (walking back to the window and speaking softly, as if to himself): Oh. Elegant.
(John raises his head and sighs in exasperation.)
JOHN: “Elegant”?
LESTRADE: But what was the point? Why would anyone do this?
SHERLOCK: Oh – I can’t be the only person in the world that gets bored.
(He flashes back in his mind to shooting holes in the wall a couple of days ago.)
(Just then the pink phone beeps a message alert. John turns round to him as he activates the phone.)

VOICE ALERT: You have one new message.
(As Sherlock walks towards Lestrade’s desk, the phone sounds the Greenwich pips again, but this time there are three short pips and one long one.)
JOHN: Four pips.
SHERLOCK: First test passed, it would seem. Here’s the second.
(He shows a new photograph to the others. It’s a close-up of a car with its driver’s door open and the number plate clearly visible. John and Lestrade get up to take a closer look, and outside in the main office a phone rings.)
SHERLOCK: It’s abandoned, wouldn’t you say?
LESTRADE: I’ll see if it’s been reported.
(As he picks up his phone, Sergeant Donovan comes to the office holding another phone.)
DONOVAN: Freak, it’s for you.
(Sherlock walks over to the door and takes the phone from her. John sits down again and Sherlock walks out into the general office and raises the phone to his ear.)
SHERLOCK: Hello?
(The frightened voice of a young man comes over the phone.)
YOUNG MAN: It’s okay that you’ve gone to the police.
SHERLOCK: Who is this? Is this you again?
YOUNG MAN: But don’t rely on them.
(In Lestrade’s office, John looks round and sits up as he sees the look on Sherlock’s face.)
YOUNG MAN: Clever you, guessing about Carl Powers.
(We get a glimpse of the young man standing somewhere in a busy street, reading from a pager.)
YOUNG MAN: I never liked him.
(Sherlock looks round sharply at this. We see that the man is wearing a zipped-up jacket with wires sticking out from the bottom. The man fights his tears as he continues to read.)
YOUNG MAN: Carl laughed at me, so I stopped him laughing.
(John comes out of the office and walks closer to Sherlock, looking at him in concern.)
SHERLOCK (into phone): And you’ve stolen another voice, I presume.
YOUNG MAN: This is about you and me.
(A bus noisily drives past him.)
SHERLOCK: Who are you?
(More traffic goes past.)
SHERLOCK: What’s that noise?
(The man looks down at the pager, still struggling not to weep.)
YOUNG MAN: The sounds of life, Sherlock.
(Finally we get a clear view of where the man is. He is standing on a large traffic island at Piccadilly Circus. Pedestrians are walking past him, taking no notice of a distressed tearful man, as is the wont of Londoners [I’m allowed to criticise – I’m a Londoner myself!])
YOUNG MAN (reading from the pager): But don’t worry ...
(He looks down in tearful horror as he sees a red laser point on his jacket.)
YOUNG MAN: ... I can soon fix that.
(He cries briefly, then continues to read the pager message.)
YOUNG MAN: You solved my last puzzle in nine hours. This time you have eight.
(In the office, Lestrade is talking into the phone.)
LESTRADE: Okay ... Great.
(Putting the phone down, he heads towards the door.)
LESTRADE: We’ve found it.
(Sherlock’s phone has gone dead. He turns and follows Lestrade.)

Close to the river, the police have arrived at a large open space where the car was found. Forensics officers in protective clothing are working on the car as Lestrade leads Sherlock towards it. John and Sally Donovan are walking along behind them.

LESTRADE (consulting some notes): The car was hired yesterday morning by an Ian Monkford. Banker of some kind; City boy. Paid in cash.
(Sherlock looks closely as they pass a woman talking with a female police officer.)
LESTRADE: Told his wife he was going away on a business trip, but he never arrived.
(As Sherlock and Lestrade reach the passenger door of the car, Sally turns to John.)
DONOVAN: You’re still hanging round him.
JOHN: Yeah, well ...
DONOVAN: Opposites attract, I suppose.
JOHN: No, we’re not ...
DONOVAN: You should get yourself a hobby – stamps, maybe. Model trains. Safer.
(She goes to stand beside Lestrade as Sherlock leans into the car to look at a large amount of blood smeared over the island between the two front seats. He opens the glove box.)
LESTRADE: Before you ask, yes, it’s Monkford’s blood. The DNA checks out.
(Sherlock finds a business card in the glove box and takes it out. Closing the lid he straightens up.)
SHERLOCK: No body.
DONOVAN: Not yet.
SHERLOCK (to Lestrade): Get a sample sent to the lab.
(Lestrade nods and Sherlock walks away. Lestrade turns to Donovan and looks at her pointedly. She stares back at him indignantly but he holds the look and she grunts in exasperation and stomps away. Sherlock walks over to the woman who was talking with the police officer.)
SHERLOCK: Mrs Monkford?
(She turns to him tearfully.)
MRS MONKFORD: Yes.
(She looks at him and John, and sighs.)
MRS MONKFORD: Sorry, but I’ve already spoken with two policemen.
JOHN: No, we’re not from the police; we’re ...
(Sherlock holds his hand out to her, his voice tearful and tremulous.)
SHERLOCK: Sherlock Holmes. Very old friend of your husband’s. We, um ...
(As she shakes his hand, he looks down as if fighting back his tears.)
SHERLOCK: ... we grew up together.
MRS MONKFORD: I’m sorry, who? I don’t think he ever mentioned you.
SHERLOCK (still tearful): Oh, he must have done. This is ... this is horrible, isn’t it?
(John looks away, trying somewhat unsuccessfully to keep his face neutral.)
SHERLOCK: I mean, I just can’t believe it. I only saw him the other day. Same old Ian – not a care in the world.
(He smiles tearfully at her.)
MRS MONKFORD: Sorry, but my husband has been depressed for months. Who are you?
SHERLOCK: Really strange that he hired a car. Why would he do that? It’s a bit suspicious, isn’t it?
(By now he has tears running down his cheeks.)
MRS MONKFORD: No, it isn’t. He forgot to renew the tax on the car, that’s all.
SHERLOCK: Oh, well, that was Ian! That was Ian all over!
MRS MONKFORD: No it wasn’t.
(Instantly Sherlock’s fake persona drops and he looks at her intensely.)
SHERLOCK: Wasn’t it? Interesting.
(He turns and walks away. She glares after him as he heads for the police tape with John following. The female police office goes over to her.)
MRS MONKFORD: Who was I talking to?
JOHN (to Sherlock as they duck under the tape): Why did you lie to her?
SHERLOCK (taking his gloves off to wipe the tears from under his eyes): People don’t like telling you things, but they love to contradict you. Past tense, did you notice?
JOHN: Sorry, what?
SHERLOCK: I referred to her husband in the past tense. She joined in. Bit premature – they’ve only just found the car.
JOHN: You think she murdered her husband?
SHERLOCK: Definitely not. That’s not a mistake a murderer would make.
JOHN: I see. No, I don’t. What am I seeing?
(As they walk past Donovan, she turns and calls out to John.)
DONOVAN: Fishing! Try fishing!
(John turns around and gives her an exasperated nod before following Sherlock again.)
JOHN: Where now?
SHERLOCK: Janus Cars.
(He hands the business card to John.)
SHERLOCK: Just found this in the glove compartment.

SIX HOURS TO GO.

JANUS CARS. Sherlock and John are in the office of the car hire company. John sits on the other side of the desk to the owner, taking notes while Sherlock looks out into the forecourt.

EWERT: Can’t see how I can help you gentlemen.
JOHN: Mr. Monkford hired the car from you yesterday.
EWERT: Yeah. Lovely motor. Mazda RX-8. Wouldn’t mind one of them myself!
(Sherlock walks over to the other side of the desk so that he’s standing beside Ewert, then points into the forecourt.)
SHERLOCK: Is that one?
(Ewert turns his head to look and Sherlock immediately looks closely at the side of the man’s neck.)
EWERT: No, they’re all Jags. Yeah, I can see you’re not a car man, eh?
(Sherlock straightens up as Ewert looks round and smiles at John.)
SHERLOCK: But, er, surely you can afford one – a Mazda, I mean?
EWERT: Yeah, it’s a fair point. But you know how it is: it’s like working in a sweetshop. Once you start picking at the liquorice allsorts, when does it all stop, eh?
(He starts scratching near the top of his left arm with his right hand. Sherlock looks at him for a moment, then turns away and heads around the room towards the other side of the desk.)
JOHN: But you didn’t know Mr. Monkford?
EWERT: No, he was just a client. Came in here and hired one of my cars. No idea what happened to him. Poor sod.
(Sherlock has reached the other side of the desk and stops.)
SHERLOCK: Nice holiday, Mr. Ewert?
EWERT: Eh?
SHERLOCK: You’ve been away, haven’t you?
EWERT: Oh, the-the ...
(He gestures towards his tanned face.)
EWERT: No, it’s, er, sunbeds, I’m afraid, yeah. Too busy to get away. My wife would love it, though – bit of sun.
SHERLOCK: Have you got any change for the cigarette machine?
EWERT: What?
SHERLOCK: Well, I noticed one on the way in and I haven’t got any change.
(He offers Ewert a bank note.)
SHERLOCK: I’m gasping.
EWERT: Um, well ...
(He reaches into his trouser pocket and takes out his wallet.)
EWERT: Hmm.
(He opens the wallet and looks inside.)
EWERT: No, sorry.
SHERLOCK: Oh well. Thank you very much for your time, Mr. Ewert.
(He turns and heads for the door.)
SHERLOCK: You’ve been very helpful. Come on, John.
(They leave the office and head back across the forecourt.)
JOHN: I-I’ve got change if you still want to, uh ...
SHERLOCK (patting his upper left arm): Nicotine patches, remember? I’m doing well.
JOHN: So what was that all about?
SHERLOCK: I needed to look inside his wallet.
JOHN: Why?
SHERLOCK: Mr. Ewert’s a liar.

ST BART’S LAB. Sherlock has a large drop of blood in a shallow glass dish. Putting it on the desk, he reaches into a small bag of equipment, opens a bottle and siphons out some liquid with a small dropper. Bending down to the dish, he squeezes out a drop of liquid onto the blood, which starts to fizz. As Sherlock straightens up, the pink phone rings. The Caller I.D. reads “BLOCKED”. He picks up the phone and answers it.
SHERLOCK: Hello?
YOUNG MAN (tearfully reading from the pager): The clue’s in the name. Janus Cars.
SHERLOCK: Why would you be giving me a clue?
YOUNG MAN: Why does anyone do anything? Because I’m bored. We were made for each other, Sherlock.
SHERLOCK (softly): Then talk to me in your own voice.
YOUNG MAN (tearfully): Patience.
(The line goes dead. Sherlock lowers the phone and looks thoughtfully into the distance for a while. Finally he looks down at the fizzing liquid in the dish, then picks up the dish and looks at it more closely. He begins to smile.)

THREE HOURS TO GO.

POLICE CAR POUND. Sherlock, John and Lestrade are standing around Monkford’s car.

SHERLOCK: How much blood was on that seat, would you say?
LESTRADE: How much? About a pint.
SHERLOCK: Not ‘about’. Exactly a pint. That was their first mistake. The blood’s definitely Ian Monkford’s but it’s been frozen.
LESTRADE: Frozen?
SHERLOCK: There are clear signs. I think Ian Monkford gave a pint of his blood some time ago and that’s what they spread on the seats.
JOHN: Who did?
SHERLOCK: Janus Cars. The clue’s in the name.
JOHN: The god with two faces.
SHERLOCK: Exactly.
JOHN: Mmm.
SHERLOCK (to Lestrade): They provide a very special service. If you’ve got any kind of a problem – money troubles, bad marriage, whatever – Janus Cars will help you disappear. Ian Monkford was up to his eyes in some kind of trouble – financial, at a guess; he’s a banker. Couldn’t see a way out. But if he were to vanish, if the car he hired was found abandoned with his blood all over the driver’s seat ...
JOHN: So where is he?
SHERLOCK (closing the car door): Columbia.
LESTRADE: Columbia?!
SHERLOCK: Mr. Ewert of Janus Cars had a twenty thousand Columbian peso note in his wallet ...
(Flashback to Sherlock seeing the note in the wallet.)
SHERLOCK: ... Quite a bit of change, too. He told us he hadn’t been abroad recently, but when I asked him about the cars, I could see his tan line clearly.
(Flashback to Sherlock pointing out the window and Ewert turning his head to look while Sherlock sees that his tan finishes at his neck.)
SHERLOCK: No-one wears a shirt on a sunbed. That, plus his arm.
LESTRADE: His arm?
SHERLOCK: Kept scratching it. Obviously irritating him, and bleeding.
(Flashback to a close-up of Ewert scratching his upper arm, and a drop of blood on his shirt sleeve.)
SHERLOCK: Why? Because he’d recently had a booster jab. Hep-B, probably. Difficult to tell at that distance. Conclusion: he’d just come back from settling Ian Monkford into his new life in Columbia. Mrs Monkford cashes in the life insurance and she splits it with Janus Cars.
JOHN: M-Mrs Monkford?
SHERLOCK: Oh yes. She’s in on it too.
(Lestrade lowers his head with a look of amazement on his face.)
SHERLOCK: Now go and arrest them, Inspector. That’s what you do best.
(He turns to John.)
SHERLOCK: We need to let our friendly bomber know that the case is solved.
(He turns and leads John away. Lestrade watches them, still reeling at all the information that he has just been given. Sherlock clenches his fists triumphantly at his sides as he goes.)
SHERLOCK: I am on fire!

221B. Sitting at the living room table in their coats – presumably because the heating still can’t be turned on nor the fire lit after the ‘gas leak’ (and because the windows are still broken and boarded up) – Sherlock types a new message onto The Science of Deduction:


Congratulations to Ian Monkford on his relocation to Columbia.

He sends the message. A few seconds later another ‘blocked’ phone call comes in on the pink phone lying on the table beside the computer. Sherlock switches the phone on.)
YOUNG MAN (tearfully, over speaker): He says you can come and fetch me. Help. Help me, please.
(Shortly afterwards, police officers are running towards the young man from all directions. In 221B, Sherlock looks up at John and smiles. And then they dun sex. *shrugs* Well, you never know.)

MORNING. The boys are sitting at a table in a café (not Speedy’s). John is tucking into a cooked breakfast and has a mug of tea in front of him while Sherlock is drumming his fingers impatiently on the table waiting for the pink phone – which is lying on the table – to ring.

SHERLOCK: Feeling better?
JOHN: Mmm. You realise we’ve hardly stopped for breath since this thing started?
(He eats another forkful of food, then looks thoughtful.)
JOHN: Has it occurred to you ...?
SHERLOCK: Probably.
JOHN: No – has it occurred to you that the bomber’s playing a game with you? The envelope; breaking into the other flat; the dead kid’s shoes – it’s all meant for you.
SHERLOCK (smiling slightly): Yes, I know.
JOHN: Is it him, then? Moriarty?
SHERLOCK: Perhaps.
(The pink phone beeps a message alert. Sherlock switches it on and it sounds two short Greenwich pips followed by the longer tone, and a photograph of a smiling middle-aged woman appears on the screen.)
SHERLOCK: That could be anybody.
JOHN: Well, it could be, yeah. Lucky for you, I’ve been more than a little unemployed.
SHERLOCK: How d’you mean?
JOHN: Lucky for you, Mrs Hudson and I watch far too much telly.
(He stands up and walks over to the counter. Smiling at the woman behind the counter, he picks up a remote control and switches on the small television hung on the wall. He switches channels a couple of times until he finds what he wants. The woman from the photograph is on the screen, partway through her make-over show. She is gesturing to someone just offscreen.)
CONNIE: Thank you, Tyra! Doesn’t she look lovely, everybody, now?
(The pink phone rings.)
CONNIE: Anyway, speaking of silk purses and sows’ ears ...
(Sherlock picks up the phone and answers it.)
SHERLOCK: Hello?
(An old woman speaks tremulously in a Yorkshire accent.)
OLD WOMAN: This one ... is a bit ... defective. Sorry.
(We see a close-up of the woman, who is wearing an earpiece.)
OLD WOMAN: She’s blind. This is ... a funny one.
(John walks back over to the table. At the old woman’s location, the camera pulls out to show that she too is strapped to a bomb. Wearing a warm dressing gown and sitting up in bed she is holding a phone to the ear which doesn’t have the earpiece in and she is staring blankly ahead of herself as she narrates the words being spoken through the earpiece.)
OLD WOMAN: I’ll give you ... twelve hours.
(Sherlock looks at John as he sits down again.)
SHERLOCK (into phone): Why are you doing this?
OLD WOMAN: I like ... to watch you ... dance.
(Even though she cannot see it, there is still a laser point from a sniper’s rifle running over her body. As she finishes speaking, she gasps and sobs in terror. Sherlock lowers the phone and shakes his head at John, then drops the phone onto the table as he turns to look at the TV.)
CONNIE (on the TV): ... and I see you’re back to your bad habits.
(As the footage continues, a voiceover replaces her voice and a news headline at the bottom of the screen reads: Make-over Queen Connie Prince dead at 48.)
NEWS READER: ... continuing into the sudden death of the popular TV personality, Connie Prince. Miss Prince, famous for her make-over programmes, was found dead two days ago by her brother in the house they shared in Hampstead ...

BART’S MORGUE. Connie Prince’s body has been laid out on a table in the morgue, with a sheet covering her and leaving only her arms and upper chest bare. Lestrade leads the boys into the room, reading from a file as he goes.
LESTRADE: Connie Prince, fifty-four. She had one of those make-over shows on the telly. Did you see it?
SHERLOCK: No.
LESTRADE: Very popular. She was going places.
SHERLOCK: Not any more. So: dead two days. According to one of her staff, Raoul de Santos, she cut her hand on a rusty nail in the garden. Nasty wound.
(He and John look at the deep cut in the webbing between her right thumb and index finger.)
SHERLOCK: Tetanus bacteria enters the bloodstream – good night Vienna.
JOHN: I suppose.
SHERLOCK: Something’s wrong with this picture.
LESTRADE: Eh?
SHERLOCK: Can’t be as simple as it seems, otherwise the bomber wouldn’t be directing us towards it. Something’s wrong.
(He narrows his eyes as he looks down at the body, then bends closer to look along Connie’s right arm as he takes his magnifier from his pocket. There are several scratches on her upper arm which look like claw marks. He moves up to her face and notices some tiny pinpricks on her forehead just above her nose. He looks at them through the magnifier.)
SHERLOCK: John?
JOHN: Mmm.
SHERLOCK: The cut on her hand: it’s deep; would have bled a lot, right?
JOHN: Yeah.
SHERLOCK: But the wound’s clean – very clean, and fresh.
(He looks up, his eyes flickering as he thinks it through, then straightens up and clicks the magnifier closed.)
SHERLOCK: How long would the bacteria have been incubating inside her?
JOHN: Eight, ten days.
(Sherlock quirks a one-sided grin and turns to John, waiting for him to put it all together. It doesn’t take him long.)
JOHN: The cut was made later.
LESTRADE: After she was dead?
SHERLOCK: Must have been. The only question is, how did the tetanus enter the dead woman’s system?
(John looks along the body thoughtfully.)
SHERLOCK: You want to help, right?
JOHN: Of course.
SHERLOCK: Connie Prince’s background – family history, everything. Give me data.
JOHN: Right.
(He turns and leaves the room. Sherlock looks down at Connie’s body one more time, then turns and heads towards the door.)
LESTRADE: There’s something else that we haven’t thought of.
SHERLOCK (casually): Is there?
LESTRADE: Yes. Why is he doing this, the bomber?
(Sherlock stops, keeping his back to the inspector and looking a little anxious.)
LESTRADE: If this woman’s death was suspicious, why point it out?
SHERLOCK (nonchalantly, over his shoulder): Good Samaritan.
(He tries to move away but Lestrade persists.)
LESTRADE: ... who press-gangs suicide bombers?
SHERLOCK: Bad Samaritan.
LESTRADE: I’m – I’m serious, Sherlock. Listen: I’m cutting you slack here; I’m trusting you – but out there somewhere, some poor bastard’s covered in Semtex and is just waiting for you to solve the puzzle. So just tell me: what are we dealing with?
(Sherlock looks away thoughtfully, then smiles with delight.)
SHERLOCK: Something new.

EIGHT HOURS TO GO. The old woman sits quietly in her bed while the sniper – who must really love his job, considering that the woman can’t see what he’s doing – continues to keep his rifle’s laser trained on her.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER. 221B. The wall behind the sofa is covered with paperwork: maps, photographs of Connie Prince – both when she was alive and pictures taken in the morgue – photos of Carl Powers, press cuttings and various sheets of paper with notes scribbled on them. Pieces of string are pinned between some of the exhibits, linking them together. Sherlock is pacing back and forth in front of the sofa as Lestrade stands nearby.

SHERLOCK (under his breath): Connection, connection, connection. There must be a connection.
(He stops and gestures towards various spots on the display on the wall as he speaks.)
SHERLOCK: Carl Powers, killed twenty years ago. The bomber knew him; admitted that he knew him. The bomber’s iPhone was in stationery from the Czech Republic. First hostage from Cornwall; the second from London; the third from Yorkshire, judging by her accent. What’s he doing – working his way round the world? Showing off?
(The pink phone rings. He takes it from his pocket and sees that the Caller I.D. again reads “NUMBER BLOCKED”. He answers, and the old woman begins to narrate what’s being said into her earpiece.)
OLD WOMAN: You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? Joining the ... dots.
(She sobs.)
OLD WOMAN: Three hours: boom ... boom.
(She cries in terror, then the phone goes dead. Sherlock looks at Lestrade for a moment, then switches the phone off, puts it back in his pocket and raises his hands to his mouth in the prayer position, concentrating on the wall in front of him.)

KENNY PRINCE’S HOUSE. In a beautifully and elegantly decorated house, a hairless cat meows as it wanders about on a sofa. Kenny Prince, a man in his late fifties who is wearing a very fancy purple shirt which’ll never rival Sherlock’s, comes into the room. Behind him the much younger and far more dishy ‘houseboy’ Raoul stops at the doorway and gestures to John to go in.

KENNY: We’re devastated. Of course we are.
(As John walks into the living room, Kenny reaches the other side of the room and turns back, propping his arm on the mantelpiece. Looking a little uncomfortable, John sits down on the sofa beside the cat.)
RAOUL: Can I get you anything, sir?
JOHN: Er, no. No, thanks.
(Raoul looks across the room to Kenny, who smiles at him. Raoul returns the smile, then turns and leaves the room.)
KENNY: Raoul is my rock. I don’t think I could have managed.
(He looks down sadly.)
KENNY: We didn’t always see eye to eye, but my sister was very dear to me.
(The cat has climbed onto John’s lap and meows loudly in protest as he picks it up and puts it down beside him.)
JOHN: And – and to the public, Mr. Prince.
KENNY: Oh, she was adored. I’ve seen her take girls who looked like the back end of Routemasters and turn them into princesses.
(John looks down in frustration as the cat climbs into his lap again.)
KENNY: Still, it’s a relief in a way to know that she’s beyond this veil of tears.
(John is nervously holding the cat as it purrs contentedly on his lap.)
JOHN (awkwardly): Absolutely.

221B. Mrs Hudson has joined Sherlock and Lestrade and is standing between them as they face the paper-covered wall. Sherlock is talking into his own phone.
SHERLOCK: Great. ... Thank you. Thanks again.
(He turns and walks towards the fireplace, still talking into the phone. Mrs Hudson looks sadly at a photo of Connie Prince on the wall.)
MRS HUDSON: It was a real shame. I liked her. She taught you how to do your colours.
(Lestrade – who had turned and was watching Sherlock [well, who wouldn’t?] on the other side of the room – now turns back to Mrs H.)
LESTRADE: Colours?
MRS HUDSON: You know ... (she gestures down at her clothes) ... what goes best with what. I should never wear cerise, apparently. Drains me.
(Sherlock has just finished his conversation and walks back to join the others.)
LESTRADE: Who was that?
SHERLOCK (staring at the wall): Home Office.
[Good grief – he wasn’t after a posh party invite, was he?]
LESTRADE (surprised): Home Office?
SHERLOCK: Well, Home Secretary, actually. Owes me a favour.
MRS HUDSON (looking at a photo on the wall of Connie holding an award which presumably she won for her show): She was a pretty girl but she messed about with herself too much. They all do these days.
(She looks round at Lestrade.)
MRS HUDSON: People can hardly move their faces. It’s silly, isn’t it?!
(She giggles as Lestrade smiles politely. She turns to Sherlock.)
MRS HUDSON: Did you ever see her show?
SHERLOCK: Not until now.
(He turns and picks up his computer notebook and opens it. A video starts to play, showing footage of an episode of Connie’s make-over show. She is talking to her brother in the TV studio.)
CONNIE: You look pasty, love!
KENNY: Ah. (He looks at the audience.) Rained every day but one!
MRS HUDSON: That’s the brother. No love lost there, if you can believe the papers.
SHERLOCK: So I gather. I’ve just been having a very fruitful chat with people who loved this show. Fan sites – indispensible for gossip.
CONNIE (gesturing to the clothes which her brother is wearing): There’s really only one thing we can do with that ensemble, don’t you think, girls?
(She stands up and chaps her hands rhythmically as she begins to chant.)
CONNIE: Off! Off! Off! Off!
(The audience takes up the chant and the clapping. By the third, “Off!” Connie is rhythmically beating her hands quite hard onto Kenny’s back as he drops his jacket to the floor and starts to unbutton his shirt. He grimaces in pain but then turns a false smile towards the audience.)

KENNY PRINCE’S HOUSE. Kenny is still standing by the fireplace, looking thoughtfully at a framed photograph of Connie holding her TV award. John is sitting on the sofa looking down at his notebook as he talks.

JOHN: It’s more common than people think. The tetanus is in the soil, people cut themselves on rose bushes, garden forks, that sort of thing. If left un…
(He looks up in surprise as Kenny – who has walked across the room unnoticed – now plonks heavily down onto the sofa beside him and stares at him intensely.)
JOHN: …treated ...
KENNY: I don’t know what I’m going to do now.
JOHN (a little nervously): Right.
KENNY: I mean, she’s left me this place, which is lovely ...
(John looks around the living room with his eyes narrowed, apparently not agreeing with how ‘lovely’ the place might be.)
KENNY: ... but it’s not the same without her.
JOHN (fidgeting as he tries to move further away from Kenny, but unable to do so): Th-that’s why my paper wanted to get the, um, the full story straight from the horse’s mouth. You sure it’s not too soon?
KENNY: No.
JOHN: Right.
KENNY (still staring intensely at him): You fire away.
(The cat meows and trots across the carpet. John watches it as he reaches up to rub the side of his nose. As he pulls his hand away again he suddenly realises something and quickly raises his hand to his nose once more, pretending to rub it as he quietly sniffs at his fingers and looks towards the cat again. He smiles round nervously at Kenny.)

221B. Mrs Hudson has left the room but Sherlock and Lestrade are still standing in front of the wall display. Sherlock’s phone rings and he fishes it out of his jacket pocket, looks quickly at the Caller I.D. and then holds the phone to his ear.

SHERLOCK: John.
JOHN (over phone): Hi. Look, get over here quickly. I think I’m onto something. You’ll need to pick up some stuff first. You got a pen?
SHERLOCK: I’ll remember.

Some time later, Kenny is primping in front of the mirror near the fireplace when the entrance door shuts. John puts down his teacup.
JOHN: That’ll be him.
KENNY: What?
(Raoul shows Sherlock into the room. Sherlock has a large bag over his shoulder and is carrying a long narrow case which is designed to hold a photographic tripod. He walks over to Kenny.)
SHERLOCK: Ah, Mr. Prince, isn’t it?
KENNY: Yes.
SHERLOCK: Very good to meet you.
KENNY: Yes; thank you.
(They shake hands, Sherlock looking closely at Kenny’s hand as he does so.)
SHERLOCK: So sorry to hear about ...
KENNY: Yes, yes, very kind.
JOHN: Shall we, er ...
(Sherlock walks over to the sofa, puts the case down and starts rummaging in his bag. Kenny turns back to the mirror and fiddles with his hair again.)
JOHN (quietly): You were right. The bacteria got into her another way.
SHERLOCK (smirking): Oh yes?
JOHN: Yes.
KENNY (turning towards them): Right. We all set?
JOHN: Um, yes.
(He looks at Sherlock, who has taken a camera and flashgun out of his bag, and jerks his head towards Kenny.)
JOHN: Can you ...?
(As Kenny leans one arm on the mantelpiece and poses, Sherlock walks over to him and starts taking photographs of him.)
KENNY: Not too close. I’m raw from crying.
(The cat meows at Sherlock’s feet. He looks down.)
SHERLOCK: Oh, who’s this?
KENNY: Sekhmet. Named after the Egyptian goddess.
SHERLOCK: How nice(!) Was she Connie’s?
KENNY: Yes.
(John reaches down towards the cat but Kenny beats him to it, picking the cat up.)
KENNY: Little present from yours truly.
(Frustrated, John straightens up, then looks at his flatmate.)
JOHN: Sherlock? Uh, light reading?
SHERLOCK: Oh, um ...
(He lifts a second flashgun which he is holding in his other hand and holds it towards Kenny, firing it straight into his face.)
SHERLOCK: Two point eight.
(Kenny squinches his eyes shut against the light.)
KENNY: Bloody hell. What do you think you’re playing at?!
(John immediately reaches out and rubs his fingers over one of the cat’s front paws. Sherlock keeps firing the flashgun to keep Kenny’s eyes closed.)
SHERLOCK: Sorry.
(John lifts his fingers away and sniffs them as Sherlock continues to fire the flashgun.)
KENNY: You’re like Laurel and bloody Hardy, you two. What’s going on?
JOHN: Actually, I think we’ve got what we came for. Excuse us.
KENNY: What?
JOHN: Sherlock.
SHERLOCK: What?
JOHN (grabbing the case from the sofa and heading for the door): We’ve got deadlines.
(Sherlock follows after him.)
KENNY: But you’ve not taken anything!
(Ignoring him, the boys hurry out of the living room and let themselves out of the door. John chuckles delightedly as they walk down the drive and head towards the main road.)
JOHN: Yes! Ooh, yes!
SHERLOCK (smiling): You think it was the cat. It wasn’t the cat.
JOHN: What? No, yes. Yeah, it is. It must be. It’s how they got the tetanus into her system. Its paws stink of disinfectant.
SHERLOCK (still smiling): Lovely idea.
JOHN: No, he coated it onto the paws of her cat. It’s a new pet – bound to be a bit jumpy around her. A scratch is almost inevitable. She wouldn’t have ...
SHERLOCK (interrupting): I thought of it the minute I saw the scratches on her arm, but it’s too random and too clever for the brother.
(John chuckles again.)
JOHN: He murdered his sister for her money.
SHERLOCK: Did he?
JOHN (looking at him): Didn’t he?
SHERLOCK: No. It was revenge.
JOHN: Revenge? Who wanted revenge?
SHERLOCK: Raoul, the houseboy. Kenny Prince was the butt of his sister’s jokes, week in, week out, a virtual bullying campaign. Finally he had enough; fell out with her badly. It’s all on the website. She threatened to disinherit Kenny. Raoul had grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle, so ...
JOHN (stopping and turning to him): No, wait, wait. Wait a second.
(Sherlock stops as well.)
JOHN: What about the disinfectant, then, on the cat’s claws?
SHERLOCK: Raoul keeps a very clean house. You came through the kitchen door, saw the state of that floor, scrubbed to within an inch of its life. You smell of disinfectant now. No, the cat doesn’t come into it.
(John pulls his jacket up to sniff at it as Sherlock looks towards the main road.)
SHERLOCK: Raoul’s internet records do, though. Hope we can get a cab from here.
(He walks off. John sighs in exasperation and a touch of disappointment that he hadn’t solved the case for once. He glares towards his friend’s back and then follows him.)

ONE HOUR TO GO. The old woman cries in despair as she sits in her bed.

NIGHT TIME. NEW SCOTLAND YARD. Sherlock walks into the main office brandishing a folder at Lestrade.

SHERLOCK: Raoul de Santos is your killer. Kenny Prince’s houseboy. Second autopsy shows it wasn’t tetanus that poisoned Connie Prince – it was botulinum toxin.
(He puts the folder on the desk. As Lestrade reaches for it, Sherlock leans closer to him.)
SHERLOCK: We’ve been here before. Carl Powers? Tut-tut. Our bomber’s repeated himself.
(Lestrade walks towards his office, Sherlock following. John stares at them in surprise.)
LESTRADE: So how’d he do it?
SHERLOCK: Botox injection.
(Flashback to Sherlock examining the tiny pinpricks in Connie’s forehead.)
LESTRADE (turning back to him): Botox?
SHERLOCK: Botox is a diluted form of botulinum. Among other things, Raoul de Santos was employed to give Connie her regular facial injections. My contact at the Home Office gave me the complete records of Raoul’s internet purchases. (He points to the folder.) He’s been bulk ordering Botox for months.
(Nearby, John has continued to stare at Sherlock, and his expression is becoming more angry.)
SHERLOCK (oblivious to this): Bided his time, then upped the strength to a fatal dose.
LESTRADE: You sure about this?
SHERLOCK: I’m sure.
LESTRADE: All right – my office.
(He turns and walks towards his office. Sherlock starts to follow but John stops him.)
JOHN: Hey, Sherlock. How long?
SHERLOCK: What?
JOHN: How long have you known?
SHERLOCK: Well, this one was quite simple, actually, and like I said, the bomber repeated himself. That was a mistake.
(He tries to walk towards Lestrade’s office but again John stops him.)
JOHN: No, but Sherl… The hostage… the old woman. She’s been there all this time.
SHERLOCK (leaning closer and looking at him intensely): I knew I could save her. I also knew that the bomber had given us twelve hours. I solved the case quickly; that gave me time to get on with other things. Don’t you see? We’re one up on him!
(He heads into Lestrade’s office. John purses his lips in frustration, then follows.)

Shortly afterwards, Sherlock is sitting at Lestrade’s desk where a laptop has been opened to The Science of Deduction website. John and Lestrade are standing either side of him. Sherlock types into the message box:


Raoul de Santos, the house-boy, botox.

(He sends the message and the pink phone on the desk beside the computer rings almost instantly. He picks it up and answers.)
SHERLOCK: Hello?
OLD WOMAN (in an anguished voice): Help me.
SHERLOCK (clearly): Tell us where you are. Address.
OLD WOMAN: He was so ... His voice ...
SHERLOCK (urgently): No, no, no, no. Tell me nothing about him. Nothing.
OLD WOMAN: He sounded so ... soft.
(The laser point from the sniper’s rifle moves onto the bomb. A single shot fires and the phone instantly goes dead.)
SHERLOCK (into phone): Hello?
LESTRADE (seeing his expression): Sherlock?
JOHN: What’s happened?
(Slowly, staring ahead of himself, Sherlock lowers the phone from his ear. He bites his lip as Lestrade – realising that something bad must have happened – straightens up and sighs. John braces a hand on the back of Sherlock’s chair.)

MORNING. 221B. Sherlock and John are sitting in their armchairs watching the news on the TV. Sherlock has the pink phone on the left arm of his chair. The windows are still broken and boarded up and the traffic is loud outside. On the TV, the picture shows a high-rise block of flats and the headline at the bottom of the screen reads,
“12 dead in gas explosion”. The picture moves to a close-up, showing a corner of the building many floors up which has been torn open and exposed to the air.
NEWS READER: The explosion, which ripped through several floors, killing twelve people ...
JOHN (briefly glancing over his shoulder to Sherlock): Old block of flats.
NEWS READER: ... is said to have been caused by a faulty gas main. A spokesman from the utilities company ...
JOHN: He certainly gets about.
SHERLOCK: Well, obviously I lost that round – although technically I did solve the case.
(He picks up the remote control and mutes the volume. Lowering his hand again he looks thoughtfully into the distance.)
SHERLOCK: He killed the old lady because she started to describe him.
(He raises a finger on his other hand.)
SHERLOCK: Just once, he put himself in the firing line.
JOHN: What d’you mean?
SHERLOCK: Well, usually, he must stay above it all. He organises these things but no-one ever has direct contact.
JOHN: What ... like the Connie Prince murder – he-he arranged that? So people come to him wanting their crimes fixed up, like booking a holiday?
SHERLOCK (softly, his face full of admiration): Novel.
(John looks at him in disbelief, then turns and looks at the TV screen again, which has moved on to a new story.)
JOHN: Huh.
(He jerks a finger towards the screen and Sherlock looks up to see Raoul de Santos being bundled out of Kenny’s house by police officers. The press are there and are shoving each other as they struggle to get close to Raoul and take photographs while interviewers shout questions. The headline on the screen reads: “Connie Prince: man arrested”. Raoul is shoved into the back of a police car. John looks round at Sherlock, who is looking down at the pink phone.)
SHERLOCK: Taking his time this time.
(John looks away, clearing his throat uncomfortably. On the TV, the camera is focussing on Kenny who is standing at the window of his house, holding Sekhmet in his arms and watching the chaos outside.)
JOHN: Anything on the Carl Powers case?
SHERLOCK: Nothing. All the living classmates check out spotless. No connection.
JOHN: Maybe the killer was older than Carl?
SHERLOCK: The thought had occurred.
JOHN: So why’s he doing this, then – playing this game with you? D’you think he wants to be caught?
(Sherlock presses his fingertips together in front of his mouth and smiles slightly.)
SHERLOCK: I think he wants to be distracted.
(John laughs humourlessly, gets out of his chair and heads towards the kitchen.)
JOHN: I hope you’ll be very happy together.
SHERLOCK: Sorry, what?
(John turns back, furious, and leans his hands on the back of his chair.)
JOHN: There are lives at stake, Sherlock – actual human lives… Just - just so I know, do you care about that at all?
SHERLOCK (irritably): Will caring about them help save them?
JOHN: Nope.
SHERLOCK: Then I’ll continue not to make that mistake.
JOHN: And you find that easy, do you?
SHERLOCK: Yes, very. Is that news to you?
JOHN: No. (He smiles bitterly.) No.
(They lock eyes for a moment.)
SHERLOCK: I’ve disappointed you.
JOHN (still smiling angrily as he points at him sarcastically): That’s good – that’s a good deduction, yeah.
SHERLOCK: Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.
(They stare at each other for a second but then the pink phone sounds a message alert.)
SHERLOCK: Excellent!
(He picks up the phone and activates it. The phone sounds one short pip and the long tone, and a photograph appears showing a river bank.)
SHERLOCK: View of the Thames. South Bank – somewhere between Southwark Bridge and Waterloo.
(He reaches into his jacket for his own phone.)
SHERLOCK: You check the papers; I’ll look online ...
(He looks up and sees that John is standing with his hands braced on the back of his chair and his head lowered.)
SHERLOCK: Oh, you’re angry with me, so you won’t help.
(John raises his head and shrugs.)
SHERLOCK: Not much cop, this caring lark.
(He loudly clicks the ‘k’ on the last word. Your transcriber blissfully falls off her chair. Sherlock dismisses John from his mind as he begins a search on his phone:

Search:
Thames
+ High Tide
+ Riverside

John stares at him for a moment, then straightens up as he perhaps begins to realise that his friend is never going to change. Sherlock continues his online search, totally focussed on his work and oblivious to the emotional trauma which his flatmate is going through. After a while John sniffs, then walks across the room towards the sofa. Sherlock switches to a search for

Local News
Greenwich
Waterloo
Battersea

He selects Waterloo as John tiredly sits down on the sofa and starts going through the pile of newspapers on the coffee table. Sherlock’s phone shows timed reports from the Waterloo area, giving tide times, police reports and other information.)
JOHN (reading from a newspaper): Archway suicide.
SHERLOCK (snapping irritably): Ten a penny.
(John throws him a look as Sherlock goes back to the Local News option and selects Battersea. The page shows “No new reports”. He tries “Thames Police Reports” and starts scrolling through the duty log.)
JOHN: Two kids stabbed in Stoke Newington.
(He puts that paper aside and looks at another one.)
JOHN: Ah. Man found on the train line – Andrew West.
(Sherlock looks exasperated as he finds no helpful information in the reports.)
SHERLOCK: Nothing!
(He hits a speed dial and the phone begins to ring out. As soon as it is answered he starts talking.)
SHERLOCK: It’s me. Have you found anything on the South Bank between Waterloo Bridge and Southwark Bridge?

On the south bank of the River Thames, the tide has receded to reveal the body of a large man wearing black trousers, a white shirt, black socks and no shoes.

Later, as the police and forensics officers work at the scene, our boys arrive. Sherlock is pulling on a pair of latex gloves. Lestrade is waiting beside the body.

LESTRADE: D’you reckon this is connected, then? The bomber?
SHERLOCK: Must be. Odd, though ... (he holds up the pink phone) ... he hasn’t been in touch.
LESTRADE: But we must assume that some poor bugger’s primed to explode, yeah?
SHERLOCK: Yes.
(He steps back and takes a long look at the man’s body which is now lying on its back on a plastic sheet.)
LESTRADE: Any ideas?
SHERLOCK: Seven ... so far.
LESTRADE: Seven?!
(Sherlock walks closer to the body and squats down to examine the man’s face closely with his magnifier. He then looks at the ripped pocket on the shirt before working his way downwards until he reaches the man’s feet. He pulls off one of the socks and examines the sole of the foot with his magnifier. Standing up and closing the magnifier, he looks across to John and jerks his head down towards the body in a mute order to examine it. John looks enquiringly at Lestrade for permission; the inspector holds his hand out in a ‘be my guest’ gesture. John squats down beside the body and reaches out to take hold of the man’s wrist as Sherlock walks a few paces away and gets his phone out.)
JOHN: He’s dead about twenty-four hours – maybe a bit longer. (He looks up at Lestrade.) Did he drown?
(Sherlock has called up

Interpol
Most Wanted
Criminal Organisations
Regional Activities

LESTRADE: Apparently not. Not enough of the Thames in his lungs. Asphyxiated.
JOHN: Yes, I’d agree.
(Sherlock looks up thoughtfully, then selects the latter option and the screen changes to:

Czech Republic
Gangs
Information
Most Wanted
Contact

JOHN: There’s quite a bit of bruising around the nose and mouth. More bruises here and here.
(Sherlock selects the “Most Wanted” option, then looks up as he mentally flashes back to looking at the small round red marks beside the man’s mouth and near his hairline.)
SHERLOCK (thoughtfully): Fingertips.
(As John stands up, Sherlock shifts to a new search:

Missing Persons

He scrolls through the options:

Last 36 hrs
Age
Location
Local Search

JOHN: In his late thirties, I’d say. Not in the best condition.
SHERLOCK: He’s been in the river a long while. The water’s destroyed most of the data.
(He quirks a grin.)
SHERLOCK: But I’ll tell you one thing: that lost Vermeer painting’s a fake.
LESTRADE: What?
SHERLOCK: We need to identify the corpse. Find out about his friends and associates ...
LESTRADE: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait. What painting? What are you – what are you on about?
SHERLOCK: It’s all over the place. Haven’t you seen the posters? Dutch Old Master, supposed to have been destroyed centuries ago; now it’s turned up. Worth thirty million pounds.
LESTRADE: Okay. So what has that got to do with the stiff?
SHERLOCK (grinning briefly): Everything. Have you ever heard of the Golem?
LESTRADE: Golem?
JOHN: It’s a horror story, isn’t it? What are you saying?
SHERLOCK: Jewish folk story. A gigantic man made of clay. It’s also the name of an assassin – real name Oskar Dzundza – one of the deadliest assassins in the world.
(He points down to the body.)
SHERLOCK: That is his trademark style.
LESTRADE: So this is a hit?
SHERLOCK: Definitely. The Golem squeezes the life out of his victims with his bare hands.
LESTRADE: But what has this gotta do with that painting? I don’t see ...
SHERLOCK (exasperated): You do see – you just don’t observe.
JOHN: All right, all right, girls, calm down. Sherlock? D’you wanna take us through it?
(Taking a moment before he responds, Sherlock eventually steps back and points to the body.)
SHERLOCK: What do we know about this corpse? The killer’s not left us with much – just the shirt and the trousers. They’re pretty formal – maybe he was going out for the night, but the trousers are heavy-duty, polyester, nasty, same as the shirt – cheap. They’re both too big for him, so some kind of standard-issue uniform. Dressed for work, then. What kind of work? There’s a hook on his belt for a walkie-talkie.
LESTRADE: Tube driver?
(Sherlock throws him a look that blatantly says ‘idiot’.)
JOHN: Security guard?
SHERLOCK: More likely. That’ll be borne out by his backside.
LESTRADE: Backside?!
SHERLOCK: Flabby. You’d think that he’d led a sedentary life, yet the soles of his feet and the nascent varicose veins in his legs show otherwise. So, a lot of walking and a lot of sitting around. Security guard’s looking good. And the watch helps, too. The alarm shows he did regular night shifts.
(Flashback to Sherlock pushing buttons on the man’s wristwatch and it showing an alarm time of 2:30.)
LESTRADE: Why regular? Maybe he just set his alarm like that the night before he died.
SHERLOCK: No-no-no, the buttons are stiff, hardly touched. He set his alarm like that a long time ago. His routine never varied. But there’s something else. The killer must have been interrupted, otherwise he would have stripped the corpse completely. There was some kind of badge or insignia on the shirt front that he tore off, suggesting the dead man worked somewhere recognisable, some kind of institution.
(He takes something from his pocket.)
SHERLOCK: Found this inside his trouser pockets.
(He is holding a small scrunched-up ball of paper.)
SHERLOCK: Sodden by the river but still recognisably ...
JOHN (peering at the ball of paper): Tickets?
SHERLOCK: Ticket stubs. He worked in a museum or gallery. Did a quick check – the Hickman Gallery has reported one of its attendants as missing.
(He points down to the body.)
SHERLOCK: Alex Woodbridge. Tonight they unveil the re-discovered masterpiece. Now why would anyone want to pay the Golem to suffocate a perfectly ordinary gallery attendant? Inference: the dead man knew something about it – something that would stop the owner getting paid thirty million pounds. The picture’s a fake.
JOHN (admiringly): Fantastic.
SHERLOCK (shrugging, apparently still peeved about their earlier argument): Meretricious.
LESTRADE: And a Happy New Year!
(John throws him a ‘seriously?!’ look. Lestrade grins sheepishly, then John looks down at the body again.)
JOHN: Poor sod.
LESTRADE: I’d better get my feelers out for this Golem character.
SHERLOCK: Pointless. You’ll never find him. But I know a man who can.
LESTRADE: Who?
SHERLOCK (grinning): Me.
(He turns and walks away. John sighs, his entire body radiating ‘Oh, here we go again’, but he dutifully follows his friend.)

TAXI. As the boys sit in the back of the cab, Sherlock is looking at the pink phone in frustration.

SHERLOCK: Why hasn’t he phoned? He’s broken his pattern. Why?
(A thought strikes him and he leans forward to the taxi driver.)
SHERLOCK: Waterloo Bridge.
JOHN: Where now? The Gallery?
SHERLOCK: In a bit.
JOHN: The Hickman’s contemporary art, isn’t it? Why have they got hold of an Old Master?
SHERLOCK: Dunno. Dangerous to jump to conclusions. Need data.
(He has taken his notebook from his pocket and now writes something on a page before tearing it out and folding a bank note inside it. He puts the paper into his pocket, then a few seconds later calls out to the driver.)
SHERLOCK: Stop!
(The cab pulls over to the side of the road.)
SHERLOCK: You wait here. I won’t be a moment.
(He gets out, goes to the railings at the edge of the pavement and easily vaults over them.)
JOHN (also getting out of the cab): Sherlock ...
(As Sherlock walks off, John shakes his head in exasperation, then scrambles over the railings and follows him. Sherlock trots up some steps to where a young homeless woman is sitting on a bench under Waterloo Bridge. She has a large bag beside her with a handwritten cardboard sign poking out of the top. The first two words on the sign say, ”HUNGRY AND”. Presumably the next word, obscured by some of her possessions, is ‘HOMELESS’.)
HOMELESS GIRL: Change? Any change?
SHERLOCK: What for?
HOMELESS GIRL: Cup of tea, of course.
SHERLOCK (handing her the piece of paper from his pocket): Here you go – fifty.
HOMELESS GIRL (smiling): Thanks.
(He immediately turns and walks away again. John looks at him in bewilderment before turning and following, pointing back towards the girl.)
JOHN: What are you doing?
SHERLOCK: Investing.
(John looks back to where the girl is unfolding the note and reading it. Sherlock goes to the railings and easily leaps over them again. He opens the door of the cab.)
SHERLOCK: Now we go to the Gallery.
(He stops and looks back at John.)
SHERLOCK: Have you got any cash?
(Presumably John – just offscreen – nods, because Sherlock gets into the cab and John follows.)

HICKMAN GALLERY. The taxi pulls up and Sherlock steps out. John is about to get out as well but Sherlock stops him.

SHERLOCK: No. I need you to find out all you can about the gallery attendant. Lestrade will give you the address.
JOHN: Okay.
(He closes the cab door and gives a new instruction to the driver as Sherlock walks away towards the gallery.)

ALEX WOODBRIDGE’S HOME. A woman leads John into Alex’s tiny attic bedroom. It’s messy with clothes scattered everywhere, and near the window which looks up into the sky is a large object covered with a sheet.

JULIE: We’d been sharing about a year. Just sharing.
JOHN: Mmm.
(Julie stops and gestures around the room. John walks in and looks around, not touching anything. He looks at the sheet-covered object and points to it.)
JOHN: May I?
JULIE: Yeah.
(John tries to lift just the top of the sheet but it slips from his fingers and falls to the floor.)
JOHN: Sorry.
(He looks at the telescope on a tripod which has been revealed.)
JOHN: Stargazer, was he?
JULIE: God, yeah. Mad about it. It’s all he ever did in his spare time.
(She looks away sadly.)
JULIE: He was a nice guy, Alex. I liked him.
(She looks around the room.)
JULIE: He was, er, never much of a one for hoovering.
(She laughs nervously. John smiles at her, then pulls a face as she looks away.)
JOHN: What about art? Did he know anything about that?
JULIE (shaking her head): It was just a job, you know?
JOHN: Hmm.
(He bends down and peers at the items on the bedside table.)
JOHN: Has anyone else been round asking about Alex?
JULIE: No. We had a break-in, though.
JOHN (straightening up): Hmm? When?
JULIE: Last night. There was nothing taken. Oh – there was a message left for Alex on the landline.
JOHN: Who was it from?
JULIE: Well, I can play it for you if you like. I’ll get the phone.
JOHN: Please.
(She goes out of the room briefly and comes back with the phone and plays the message.)
WOMAN’s VOICE: Oh, should I speak now? Alex? Love, it’s Professor Cairns. Listen, you were right. You were bloody right! Give us a call when ...
(The message ends.)
JOHN: Professor Cairns?
JULIE: No, no idea, sorry.
JOHN: Mmm. Can I try and ring back?
JULIE: Well, no good. I mean, I’ve had other calls since – sympathy ones, you know.
(John nods and Julie leaves the room again just as John’s phone trills a text alert. He gets the phone out and looks at the message which reads:

RE: BRUCE-PARTINGTON PLANS
Have you spoken to West’s
fiancée yet?
Mycroft Holmes

John grimaces and puts the phone away again.)

HICKMAN GALLERY. An elegantly dressed woman walks into the large white-painted room which is displaying the Vermeer painting. There is no other artwork or furniture of any kind in the room, but free-standing posts are roped together to form a path to the picture. The woman stops at the sight of a security man in a black jacket and black cap standing in front of the painting with his back to her.

MISS WENCESLAS (in an Eastern European accent): Don’t you have something to do?
SHERLOCK (for it is he): Just admiring the view.
MISS WENCESLAS: Yes. Lovely. Now get back to work. We open tonight.
(Sherlock looks over his shoulder and then turns and walks towards her.)
SHERLOCK: Doesn’t it bother you?
MISS WENCESLAS: What?
SHERLOCK: That the painting’s a fake.
MISS WENCESLAS (angrily): What?
SHERLOCK: It’s a fake. It has to be. It’s the only possible explanation.
(Getting closer to her, he looks at her I.D. badge.)
SHERLOCK: You’re in charge, aren’t you, Miss Wenceslas?
[And yes, he does call her Miss Wencleslas both here and later. I can only presume that this is a Benedict thing rather than a Sherlock thing – that’s a lot of sibilance to pronounce when you’ve got a lisp.]
MISS WENCESLAS: Who are you?
SHERLOCK (getting into her face and staring into her eyes): Alex Woodbridge knew that the painting was a fake, so somebody sent the Golem to take care of him. Was it you?
MISS WENCESLAS: Golem? What the hell are you talking about?
SHERLOCK: Or are you working for someone else? Did you fake it for them?
MISS WENCESLAS: It’s not a fake.
SHERLOCK: It is a fake. Don’t know why, but there’s something wrong with it. There has to be.
MISS WENCESLAS: What the hell are you on about? You know, I could have you sacked on the spot.
SHERLOCK: Not a problem.
MISS WENCESLAS: No?
SHERLOCK: No. I don’t work here, you see. Just popped in to give you a bit of friendly advice.
MISS WENCESLAS: How did you get in?
SHERLOCK (scornfully): Please.
MISS WENCESLAS: I want to know.
SHERLOCK: The art of disguise is knowing how to hide in plain sight.
(He turns and begins to walk away, taking off his cap.)
MISS WENCESLAS: Who are you?
SHERLOCK: Sherlock Holmes.
(He drops the cap onto the top of one of the railing posts and continues onwards.)
MISS WENCESLAS: Am I supposed to be impressed?
SHERLOCK: You should be.
(Taking off the jacket, he looks round at her as he deliberately drops it on the floor. Reaching the doors, he flamboyantly shoves one open, almost dancing out of the room.)
SHERLOCK: Have a nice day!
(Miss Wenceslas walks closer to the painting and looks at it as the door slowly and squeakily swings closed.)

WESTIE’S FLAT. John is sitting on the sofa beside Andrew West’s fiancée. He has been there long enough for her to have made them mugs of something which are on the coffee table in front of them. Lucy is upset throughout the ensuing conversation.

LUCY: He wouldn’t. He just wouldn’t.
JOHN (gently): Well, stranger things have happened.
LUCY: Westie wasn’t a traitor. It’s a horrible thing to say!
JOHN: I’m sorry, but you must understand that’s ...
LUCY: That’s what they think, isn’t it, his bosses?
JOHN (nodding): He was a young man, about to get married. He had debts ...
LUCY: Everyone’s got debts; and Westie wouldn’t wanna clear them by selling out his country.
JOHN: Can you, um, can you tell me exactly what happened that night?
LUCY: We were having a night in, just watching a DVD.
(She smiles at the memory.)
LUCY: He normally falls asleep, you know, but he sat through this one. He was quiet.
(She becomes tearful.)
LUCY: Out of the blue, he said he just had to go and see someone.
JOHN: And you’ve no idea who?
(Shaking her head, Lucy begins to cry.)

Later, she opens the front door and shows John out. A cycle courier walks along the pavement towards the house, wheeling his pushbike.

JOE: Oh, hi, Luce. You okay, love?
LUCY: Yeah.
JOE: Who’s this?
JOHN: John Watson. Hi.
LUCY (to John): This is my brother, Joe. (She turns to her brother.) John’s trying to find out what happened to Westie, Joe.
JOE (looking John up and down): You with the police?
JOHN: Uh, sort of, yeah.
JOE: Well, tell ’em to get off their arses, will you? It’s bloody ridiculous.
JOHN: I’ll do my best.
(Nodding, Joe turns and puts a comforting hand on his sister’s shoulder for a moment before wheeling his bike inside the house. John clears his throat and steps closer to Lucy.)
JOHN: Well, er, thanks very much for your help; and again, I’m very, very sorry.
(He turns to leave but Lucy calls after him.)
LUCY: He didn’t steal those things, Mr. Watson.
(John turns back to her.)
LUCY: I knew Westie. He was a good man. (She starts to cry.) He was my good man.
(She turns and goes back indoors. John walks away looking like one awesome BAMF and melting ovaries everywhere. Hang on, why did I strike that out? Edit: John walks away, looking like one awesome BAMF and melting ovaries everywhere. There, fixed it for you me.)

NIGHT TIME. John is in the back of a taxi heading along Baker Street. Further along the road, the homeless girl is standing by the railings on the other side of Speedy’s, shaking a paper cup at people as they pass by.

HOMELESS GIRL: Spare change? Any spare change?
(Sherlock comes out of 221 and stops, looking down the road towards her. The taxi pulls up and John gets out. Sherlock walks over to him.)
JOHN: Alex Woodbridge didn’t know anything special about art.
SHERLOCK: And?
JOHN: And ...
(Sherlock looks towards the girl again and starts to head towards her while still talking to John.)
SHERLOCK: Is that it? No habits, hobbies, personality?
JOHN: No, give us a chance! He was an amateur astronomer.
(Sherlock stops dead, turns and points towards the taxi.)
SHERLOCK: Hold that cab.
(John trots back to the taxi while Sherlock goes over to the girl.)
HOMELESS GIRL: Spare change, sir?
SHERLOCK: Don’t mind if I do.
JOHN (to the cab driver): Can you wait here?
(The girl hands Sherlock a piece of paper. Unfolding it, he sees that she has written “VAUXHALL ARCHES” on it. Smiling briefly, he turns and walks back to John.)
SHERLOCK: Fortunately, I haven’t been idle.
(He opens the cab door and gets in.)
SHERLOCK: Come on.
(John climbs in and the taxi heads off.)

VAUXHALL. The boys have got out of the cab and are walking along, Sherlock buttoning his coat as he gazes up at the sky.

SHERLOCK: Beautiful, isn’t it?
(John looks up at an impossibly dense star field that you would never see in central London in a million years.)
JOHN: I thought you didn’t care about things like that.
SHERLOCK: Doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it.
(They walk into the Arches.)
JOHN: Listen: Alex Woodbridge had a message on the answerphone at his flat – a Professor Cairns?
SHERLOCK: This way.
JOHN: Nice(!) Nice part of town. Er, any time you wanna explain.
SHERLOCK: Homeless network – really is indispensible.
JOHN (getting a small flashlight from his pocket and switching it on): Homeless network?
SHERLOCK: My eyes and ears all over the city.
JOHN: Oh, that’s clever. So you scratch their backs and ...
SHERLOCK: Yes, then I disinfect myself.
(He has also brought a flashlight and shines it around as they continue into the darkness of the Arches. Their beams pick out homeless people all around the place, most of them settling down for the night. Suddenly, in the distance, the shadow of a man shows on a wall as he begins to stand up. The man is incredibly tall.)
JOHN: Sherlock!
SHERLOCK: Come on!
(They duck to the side of a wall as the man continues straightening up for ages until he is over seven feet tall.)
JOHN (in a whisper): What’s he doing sleeping rough?
SHERLOCK (peering around the corner): Well, he has a very distinctive look. He has to hide somewhere where tongues won’t wag – much.
(John looks down as he realises that he has come out without something essential.)
JOHN: Oh shi…
SHERLOCK (taking John’s pistol from his coat pocket): What?
JOHN: I wish I’d ...
SHERLOCK (handing him the gun): Don’t mention it.
(The man breaks into a run and hurries away down another tunnel. The boys chase across towards where he was and reach the tunnel just in time to see him climbing into a waiting car which immediately speeds off. Sherlock punches the air in frustration.)
SHERLOCK: No, no, no, no! It’ll take us weeks to find him again.
JOHN: Or not. I have an idea where he might be going.
SHERLOCK: What?
JOHN: I told you: someone left Alex Woodbridge a message. There can’t be that many Professor Cairns in the book. Come on.

PLANETARIUM. Professor Cairns is alone in the planetarium’s theatre. As Gustav Holst’s “Mars” plays over the sound system, she is standing at the mixing desk and watching footage of the film which is played to visitors. Other than the light coming from the projector, the room is in darkness.
NARRATOR (on the footage): Jupiter, the fifth planet in our solar system and the largest. Jupiter is a gas giant. Planet Earth would fit into it eleven times.
CAIRNS (bored): Yes, we know that.
(She stops the recording and fast-forwards it for a moment because starting the playback again.)
NARRATOR: Titan is the largest moon.
CAIRNS (fast-forwarding again): Come on, Neptune, where’re you hiding?
(Behind her, a hand pushes open the door to the theatre. A moment later, just as Cairns starts the playback again, the door bangs shut. She looks round.)
NARRATOR: Many are actually long dead ...
(Cairns peers up to the projection room.)
CAIRNS: Tom? Is that you?
NARRATOR: ... exploded into supernovas.
(She turns back to the desk. Behind her a long arm reaches out towards her.)
NARRATOR: ... discovered by Urbain Le Verrier in eighteen forty-six.
(A tall figure steps up behind Cairns and clamps one hand over her mouth and nose, pulling her backwards.)
CAIRNS (muffled): Oh my God!
(As she claws at the hand, crying out in muffled panic, her other hand flails out and drags several of the sliders down the mixing desk. The footage begins to jump randomly as Cairns’ attacker continues to suffocate her.)
NARRATOR: ... composed mainly of hydrogen. Their light takes so long to reach us ...
(Sherlock and John race into the theatre through another door. As John stops and aims his pistol towards the attacker, Sherlock yells at the top of his voice.)
SHERLOCK: Golem!
NARRATOR ... many are actually long-dead, exploded into supernovas.
(The Golem looks up, grunts in surprise, then snaps Cairns’ neck and drops her to the floor. Her fingers drag along the mixing desk and the footage goes into fast-forward again, plunging the theatre into darkness. The Golem ducks down out of sight.)
SHERLOCK: John!
JOHN: I can’t see him. I’ll go round. I’ll go!
(As the footage continues spooling and then stopping and playing before spooling again, light comes and goes in the room. Sherlock stares around as John hurries off.)
SHERLOCK (loudly): Who are you working for this time, Dzundza?
(Behind him, the Golem steps out of the fluctuating darkness and clamps one hand around Sherlock’s mouth and nose while gripping his neck with the other. Sherlock grabs at the hand on his face, struggling to pull it free as he is slowly suffocated. John races over and stops in front of them, his pistol held in both hands.)
JOHN: Golem!
(He cocks the gun and points it at the Golem’s face, his hands and voice steady.)
JOHN: Let him go, or I will kill you.
(Sherlock, whimpering in his efforts, continues trying to pull the man’s hand from his face. The Golem swings him around to the left and lashes out with his long right leg during a moment of darkness, kicking the pistol from John’s hands. Dropping Sherlock to the ground, he surges forward and wrestles with John. As Sherlock gets to his feet, the Golem shoves John into him, sending both of the boys tumbling to the floor. Sherlock scrambles up again and takes up a boxing stance in front of him, holding his fists up. He swings a punch at the man but he grabs his hand and swings his other arm down heavily onto Sherlock’s shoulder, dropping him to the floor yet again. The Golem follows him down and clamps both hands onto his face, leaning his weight onto them. Behind him, John throws himself onto his back. The Golem roars, releasing Sherlock as he claws at the hobbit on his back. He stands up with John still clinging to his back and spins around several times before finally managing to shake him off onto the floor. As John groggily tries to get up, the Golem turns, picks up Sherlock and skims him across the floor towards John. As Sherlock slides across the floor he grabs at the pistol and manages to pick it up. The Golem runs for the doors. Sherlock rolls over onto his back and fires twice towards him but the Golem makes it to the doors and disappears through them.)
NARRATOR: ... long dead, exploded into supernovas.
(As the image of a supernova dramatically explodes on the screen behind him, Sherlock angrily slams his hand down on the floor in front of him.)

MORNING. HICKMAN GALLERY. Sherlock is standing in front of the Vermeer painting, looking up information on his phone. He calls up subjects such as “Vermeer brush strokes”, “Pigment analysis”, “Canvas degradation”, “UV Light damage”, “Delft Skyline, 1600”, and “Vermeer influences”. John, Lestrade and Miss Wenceslas are standing behind him.
SHERLOCK: It’s a fake. It has to be.
MISS WENCESLAS: That painting has been subjected to every test known to science.
SHERLOCK: It’s a very good fake, then.
(He spins around and glares at her.)
SHERLOCK: You know about this, don’t you? This is you, isn’t it?
(Miss Wenceslas turns to Lestrade, looking exasperated.)
MISS WENCESLAS: Inspector, my time is being wasted. Would you mind showing yourself and your friends out?
(The pink phone rings. Sherlock snatches it from his pocket and switches on the speaker.)
SHERLOCK: The painting is a fake.
(There’s a faint sound of breathing over the speaker but otherwise there is no response.)
SHERLOCK: It’s a fake. That’s why Woodbridge and Cairns were killed.
(Still there’s nothing more than breathing.)
SHERLOCK: Oh, come on. Proving it’s just the detail. The painting is a fake. I’ve solved it. I’ve figured it out. It’s a fake! That’s the answer. That’s why they were killed.
(When the phone remains silent, Sherlock takes a deep breath to calm himself.)
SHERLOCK: Okay, I’ll prove it. Give me time. Will you give me time?
(After a moment, the tremulous voice of a very young boy comes over the phone’s speaker.)
BOY’s VOICE: Ten ...
(Instantly Sherlock spins and looks closely at the painting.)
LESTRADE (shocked): It’s a kid. Oh, God, it’s a kid!
JOHN: What did he say?
SHERLOCK: “Ten.”
BOY’s VOICE: Nine ...
SHERLOCK (narrowing his eyes as he scans every inch of the painting): It’s a countdown. He’s giving me time.
LESTRADE: Jesus!
SHERLOCK: The painting is a fake, but how can I prove it? How? How?
BOY’s VOICE: Eight ...
SHERLOCK (turning and glaring at Miss Wenceslas): This kid will die. Tell me why the painting is a fake. Tell me!
(Miss Wenceslas flinches and opens her mouth, but Sherlock immediately holds up his hand to stop her.)

BOY’s VOICE: Seven ...
SHERLOCK: No, shut up. Don’t say anything. It only works if I figure it out.
(He turns back to the painting again. Unable to stand the tension, John turns and walks away a few paces. Lestrade turns to watch him, probably wanting to join in the pacing as well.)
SHERLOCK (to himself, as he continues to scan the painting): Must be possible. Must be staring me in the face.
BOY’s VOICE: Six ...
JOHN (urgently under his breath as he turns back): Come on.
SHERLOCK: Woodbridge knew, but how?
BOY’s VOICE: Five ...
LESTRADE: It’s speeding up!
JOHN (urgently): Sherlock.
(Sherlock’s gaze falls on three tiny dots of paint in the night sky. His mouth falls open as the penny finally drops.)
SHERLOCK: Oh!
BOY’s VOICE: Four ...
SHERLOCK: In the planetarium! You heard it too. Oh, that is brilliant! That is gorgeous!
(Turning and shoving the pink phone into John’s hands, he walks away from the painting, grinning as he pulls out his own phone from his pocket.)
BOY’s VOICE: Three ...
JOHN: What’s brilliant? What is?
(Sherlock rapidly types “Astronomers” and “Supernovas” into his phone, then turns back and walks towards the others, laughing in delight.)
SHERLOCK: This is beautiful. I love this!
BOY’s VOICE: Two ...
LESTRADE (furiously): Sherlock!
(Sherlock grabs the pink phone from John and yells into it.)

SHERLOCK: The Van Buren Supernova!
(There’s a short pause, then the boy’s plaintive voice comes from the speaker.)
BOY’s VOICE: Please. Is somebody there?
(Sherlock sighs out a relieved breath.)
BOY’s VOICE: Somebody help me!
SHERLOCK (turning and handing the phone to Lestrade): There you go. Go find out where he is and pick him up.
(He gives John a long look, promising him a jolly good seeing-to later, then turns and points to one of the dots in the sky of the painting.)
SHERLOCK: The Van Buren Supernova, so-called. (He holds up his phone over his shoulder so that Miss Wenceslas can see the screen.) Exploding star, only appeared in the sky in eighteen fifty-eight.
(He turns and throws her a triumphant look, then walks away. John drags in a relieved breath, then walks closer to look at the painting.)
JOHN: So how could it have been painted in the sixteen forties?
(He grins over his shoulder at Miss Wenceslas, then looks back to the picture again. His phone trills a text alert.)
JOHN: Oh.
(He digs out his phone, still breathing heavily, and looks at the message which reads:

My patience is
wearing thin.
Mycroft Holmes

He growls slightly, then looks up at the painting one last time.)
JOHN: Oh Sherl…
(He switches off the phone and walks away. Miss Wenceslas stares at the painting in shock.)

NEW SCOTLAND YARD. Sherlock and Miss Wenceslas are sitting side by side in front of Lestrade’s desk while the inspector sits in a chair to the side of the desk. Sherlock has his hands in the prayer position under his chin.

SHERLOCK: You know, it’s interesting. Bohemian stationery, an assassin named after a Prague legend, and you, Miss Wenceslas. This whole case has a distinctly Czech feeling about it. Is that where this leads?
(She looks down and doesn’t answer.)
SHERLOCK: What are we looking at, Inspector?
LESTRADE (thoughtfully): Well, um, criminal conspiracy, fraud, accessory after the fact at the very least. The murder of the old woman, all the people in the flats ...
MISS WENCESLAS (panicked, to Lestrade): I didn’t know anything about that! All those things! Please believe me.
(As she continues to stare at Lestrade, Sherlock gives him a tiny nod to confirm that she’s telling the truth.)
MISS WENCESLAS: I just wanted my share – the thirty million.
(She looks across to Sherlock, then sighs and lowers her head again.)
MISS WENCESLAS: I found a little old man in Argentina. Genius. I mean, really: brushwork immaculate, could fool anyone.
SHERLOCK (sarcastically): Hmm!
MISS WENCESLAS (looking at him briefly): Well, nearly anyone. (She turns back to Lestrade.) But I didn’t know how to go about convincing the world the picture was genuine. It was just an idea – a spark which he blew into a flame.
SHERLOCK (sharply): Who?
MISS WENCESLAS (shaking her head): I don’t know.
(Lestrade gives a disbelieving laugh.)
MISS WENCESLAS: It’s true! I mean, it took a long time, but eventually I was put in touch with people ... his people.
(Sherlock slowly begins to sit up in his chair, his expression becoming more concentrated.)
MISS WENCESLAS: Well, there was never any real contact; just messages ... whispers.
(Sherlock leans closer to her, his face intense.)
SHERLOCK: And did those whispers have a name?
(She gazes ahead of herself for a moment, then looks across to Lestrade before nodding. She turns her head to Sherlock.)
MISS WENCESLAS: Moriarty.
(Slowly Sherlock sinks back in his chair. As Miss Wenceslas looks anxiously at Lestrade again, Sherlock gazes into the distance, his eyes full of thought. Eventually he raises his hands into the prayer position in front of his mouth, then grins.)

BATTERSEA. Wearing a high-vis jacket over his coat, John is walking along the railway lines with the Tube guard who found Andrew West’s body.

JOHN: So this is where West was found?
TUBE GUARD: Yeah.
JOHN: Uh-huh.
TUBE GUARD: You gonna be long?
JOHN: I might be.
TUBE GUARD: You with the police, then?
JOHN: Sort of.
TUBE GUARD: I hate ’em.
JOHN: The police?
TUBE GUARD: No. Jumpers.
[Be careful, there, son. You don’t insult jumpers in John Watson’s presence.]
TUBE GUARD: People who chuck themselves in front of trains. Selfish bastards.
JOHN: Well, that’s one way of looking at it.
(He squats down to look more closely at the railway track.)
TUBE GUARD: I mean it. It’s all right for them. It’s over in a split second – strawberry jam all over the lines. What about the drivers, hmm? They’ve gotta live with it, haven’t they?
(John runs his fingers along the track, then lifts his hand to look at it.)
JOHN: Yeah, speaking of strawberry jam, there’s no blood on the line. (He stands up again.) Has it been cleaned off?
TUBE GUARD: No, there wasn’t that much.
JOHN: You said his head was smashed in.
TUBE GUARD: Well, it was, but there wasn’t much blood.
JOHN: Okay.
(He turns and looks along the line thoughtfully.)
TUBE GUARD: Well, I’ll leave you to it then.
(John walks a few yards further down the line and then squats down again.)
TUBE GUARD: Just give us a shout when you’re off.
JOHN: Right.
(The guard walks away. John stands up again and talks to himself.)
JOHN: Right: so, uh, Andrew West got on the train somewhere – or did he? There’s no ticket on the body. Then how did he end up here?
(Beside him, the points change and one of the tracks slides sideways into a new layout. John squats down again and looks at the tracks thoughtfully.)
SHERLOCK (from behind him): Points.
JOHN: Yes!
(He springs to his feet and turns around to see his flatmate standing nearby.)
SHERLOCK: Knew you’d get there eventually. West wasn’t killed here; that’s why there was so little blood.
JOHN: How long have you been following me?
SHERLOCK: Since the start. You don’t think I’d give up on a case like this just to spite my brother, do you?
(He turns and starts walking away.)
SHERLOCK: Come on. Got a bit of burglary to do.

Shortly afterwards the boys are walking down a street.
SHERLOCK: The missile defence plans haven’t left the country, otherwise Mycroft’s people would have heard about it. Despite what people think, we do still have a Secret Service.
JOHN: Yeah, I know. I’ve met them.
SHERLOCK: Which means whoever stole the memory stick can’t sell it or doesn’t know what to do with it. My money’s on the latter. We’re here.
JOHN: Where?
(Sherlock turns into the drive of a maisonette and trots up the steps at the side of the building which lead to the front door of flat 21A on the first floor. As he rummages in his pocket, John whispers to him urgently.)
JOHN: Sherlock! What if there’s someone in?
SHERLOCK: There isn’t.
(He picks the lock and goes inside.)
JOHN (softly): Jesus!
(He hurries inside and shuts the door. Sherlock trots up the short flight of stairs ahead of him and walks into the living room.)
JOHN: Where are we?
SHERLOCK: Oh, sorry, didn’t I say? Joe Harrison’s flat.
JOHN: Joe ...?
(Sherlock goes straight over to the window and pulls back the net curtain. He grins in satisfaction at the sight which greets him outside.)
SHERLOCK: Brother of West’s fiancée.
(Outside the window is a one-storey extension, the roof of which can be easily climbed onto from the window. The extension spreads all the way to the bottom of the garden which ends in a wall, and directly on the other side of the wall is the railway line.)
SHERLOCK: He stole the memory stick; killed his prospective brother-in-law.
(Dropping to his knees, he gets out his magnifier and runs it slowly along the edge of the window sill. John walks across to him and peers over his shoulder as Sherlock finds some tiny blood-red spots on the paint.)
JOHN: Then why’d he do it?
(He straightens up and turns as someone unlocks the front door. Sherlock also stands.)
SHERLOCK: Let’s ask him.
(Reaching round to the back of his jeans, John walks quietly to the door of the living room as the front door slams. He steps out onto the landing just as Joe, wearing his courier gear, is leaning his bicycle against the wall. When he sees John he picks up the bike as if he intends to use it as a weapon or simply to throw it at him. John instantly raises his right hand and points his pistol at him.)
JOHN (sternly): Don’t.
(Joe keeps coming but John shakes his head.)
JOHN: Don’t.
(Joe stops and lowers the bike, sighing in a mixture of frustration and fear.)

Shortly afterwards he is sitting on the sofa as the boys stand and look at him. He is very distressed.

JOE: It wasn’t meant to ...
(Sherlock looks away, exasperated.)
JOE: God. (He rubs his hand over his face.) What’s Lucy gonna say? Jesus.
(He sinks back on the sofa.)
JOHN: Why did you kill him?
JOE: It was an accident.
(Sherlock snorts.)
JOE: I swear it was.
SHERLOCK (sternly): But stealing the plans for the missile defence programme wasn’t an accident, was it?
JOE: I started dealing drugs. I mean, the bike thing’s a great cover, right? I dunno – I dunno how it started; I just got out of my depth. I owed people thousands – serious people. Then at Westie’s engagement do, he starts talking about his job.
(Throughout the next part of the scene there are flashbacks to Joe and Westie in a pub which re-enact what Joe describes.)
JOE: I mean, usually he’s so careful; but that night after a few pints he really opened up. He told me about these missile plans – beyond top secret. He showed me the memory stick; he waved it in front of me. You hear about these things getting lost, ending up on rubbish tips and what-not. And there it was, and I thought ... well, I thought it could be worth a fortune.
(In flashback, Joe helps a very drunk Westie into his jacket and slips the memory stick out of his shirt pocket as he’s doing so.)
JOE: It was pretty easy to get the thing off him, he was so plastered. Next time I saw him, I could tell by the look on his face that he knew.
(In flashback, Joe is letting himself into his flat at night time when Westie hurries up the steps and grabs him.)
WESTIE (in flashback): I know you took it.
JOE (in flashback): What are you doin’ ’ere?
WESTIE (in flashback): What have you done with it?
JOE (in flashback): What are you talking about?
WESTIE (in flashback): What have you done with the plans?
(In the present, Joe looks up guiltily at John.)
JOHN: What happened?
(In flashback, Westie and Joe scuffle on the small landing outside the front door. Joe angrily shoves Westie and he loses his footing and rolls down the steps, landing heavily on the ground.)
JOE: I was gonna call an ambulance, but it was too late.
(In flashback, Joe has hauled Westie’s limp body into the living room, his face full of anguish.)
JOE: I just didn’t have a clue what to do, so I dragged him in ’ere, and I just sat in the dark, thinking.
SHERLOCK: When a neat little idea popped into your head.
(As Joe hauls Westie across to the window, a train pulls up on the tracks outside, its brakes squealing noisily. Shortly afterwards, Joe has dragged Westie out of the window and is tugging him across the extension roof. Pulling him over the top of the wall, he steps across onto the roof of the train and drags the body over, settling it into a position along the slightly curved roof so that it won’t easily fall off. He steps back onto the wall and the train sounds its horn and then continues on down the track.)
SHERLOCK (pushing the net curtain aside and looking out of the window): Carrying Andrew West way away from here. His body would have gone on for ages if the train hadn’t met a stretch of track that curved.
(In flashback, the train rockets through the area that John was recently investigating. The combination of the curve and the jolting of the train as it passes over the points throws Westie’s body off the roof and onto the trackside.)
JOHN: And points.
SHERLOCK: Exactly.
(And the Tube guard walks along the track and finds Westie’s body the next morning.)
[And can your transcriber interject at this point to say that the next moment – when John walks across the screen and wipes that trackside scene away, returning us to the flat – combined with the glorious music all through the latter part of the scene, makes it in her opinion the absolutely best moment of the entire series so far.]

JOHN: D’you still have it, then? The memory stick?
(Joe nods.)
SHERLOCK: Fetch it for me – if you wouldn’t mind.
(Sighing unhappily, Joe stands up and walks into another room. Sherlock walks closer to John.)
SHERLOCK (quietly): Distraction over, the game continues.
JOHN: Well, maybe that’s over, too. We’ve heard nothing from the bomber.
SHERLOCK: Five pips, remember, John? It’s a countdown. We’ve only had four.

NIGHT TIME. 221B. Both Sherlock and John are in their coats because the windows still haven’t been replaced. Sherlock is sitting in his armchair with his feet up on the seat and his arms folded tightly around him, trying to conserve heat. The pink phone is on the arm of the chair. John is sitting at the dining table, typing on his laptop. The TV is on and a Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle-type show is playing. As the audience boos noisily, Sherlock yells indignantly at the telly.
SHERLOCK: No, no, no! Of course he’s not the boy’s father! (He gestures at the screen.) Look at the turn-ups on his jeans!
(Sighing, he folds his arms again. John, who has looked round to see what Sherlock is protesting about, gets back to his typing.)
JOHN: Knew it was dangerous.
SHERLOCK: Hmm?
JOHN: Getting you into crap telly.
SHERLOCK: Hmm. Not a patch on Connie Prince.
JOHN: Have you given Mycroft the memory stick yet?
SHERLOCK: Yep. He was over the moon. Threatened me with a knighthood – again.
JOHN: You know, I’m still waiting.
SHERLOCK: Hmm?
JOHN: For you to admit that a little knowledge of the solar system and you’d have cleared up the fake painting a lot quicker.
SHERLOCK: Didn’t do you any good, did it?
JOHN: No, but I’m not the world’s only consulting detective.
SHERLOCK (smiling): True.
(John has closed the lid of his laptop and now stands up.)
JOHN: I won’t be in for tea. I’m going to Sarah’s. There’s still some of that risotto left in the fridge.
SHERLOCK (his eyes still fixed on the TV): Mmm!
(John stops at the door.)
JOHN: Uh, milk. We need milk.
SHERLOCK: I’ll get some.
JOHN (turning back with a look of disbelief on his face): Really?!
SHERLOCK: Really.
JOHN: And some beans, then?
SHERLOCK (still not looking away from the TV): Mmm.
(John hesitates, still surprised, but then nods and walks away. Sherlock continues to gaze at the TV until he hears the downstairs door open and close, then he picks up his computer notebook from where it was tucked down beside him. Putting it on his lap and opening the lid, he stares at the message box on The Science of Deduction website before starting to type.

Found. The Bruce-Partington plans. Please collect.

He lifts his eyes in thought for a moment, then quirks a small smile before returning to his typing.

The Pool. Midnight.

He sends the message, then closes the lid, gazing thoughtfully into the distance.)

SWIMMING POOL. Sherlock opens the door leading into the area surrounding an indoor swimming pool. The lights are on but there is nobody else around. Somewhere between Baker Street and here, he has taken his Coat off and is just wearing his suit, so presumably the heating is on as well. He walks slowly towards the shallow end of the pool, probably very aware that the upper gallery where people sit and watch the swimmers is still in darkness. He stops at the edge of the pool and turns, trying to see up into the area of the gallery above his head. Finally he turns towards the pool again, raising one hand and holding up the memory stick.

SHERLOCK (loudly): Brought you a little getting-to-know-you present. Oh, that’s what it’s all been for, hasn’t it? All your little puzzles; making me dance – all to distract me from this.
(He gestures with the memory stick, then begins to turn in a slow circle as he waits for a response. When his back is turned to the pool, a door opens halfway down the room. Sherlock looks over his shoulder, still holding the memory stick aloft. And John Watson walks through the door and into the pool area, wrapped snugly in a hooded jacket with his hands tucked into the pockets. He turns and looks at Sherlock as the detective stares back at him in absolute shock.)

JOHN: Evening.
(Sherlock’s raised hand begins to lower slowly but otherwise he doesn’t move, still staring over his shoulder in utter disbelief.)
JOHN: This is a turn-up, isn’t it, Sherlock?
SHERLOCK (softly, shocked): John. What the hell ...?
JOHN: Bet you never saw this coming.
(Finally Sherlock manages to move, and starts to walk slowly towards the man he had believed to be his friend until now. The shock and bewilderment on his face make him look about twelve years old. Then, with a look of despair that matches Sherlock’s, John takes his hands from his pockets and pulls open his jacket to reveal the bomb strapped to his chest. A sniper’s laser immediately begins to dance around over the bomb.)
JOHN: What ... would you like me ... to make him say ... next?
(Sherlock continues to step towards him but now he is looking everywhere but at John as he tries to see who else is in the area.)
JOHN (obviously narrating words spoken into an earpiece): Gottle o’ geer ... gottle o’ geer ... gottle o’ geer.
(His voice almost breaks on the last phrase.)
SHERLOCK: Stop it.
JOHN (narrating): Nice touch, this: the pool where little Carl died. I stopped him. (He tries not to cringe as he listens to the next words.) I can stop John Watson too. (He looks down at the laser point on his chest.) Stop his heart.
SHERLOCK (turning on the spot as he tries to look in all directions): Who are you?
(A door opens at the far end of the pool and a soft male voice with an Irish accent speaks from that direction.)
VOICE: I gave you my number.
(We get a brief glimpse of a man wearing a suit and tie, but he is currently mostly obscured by a column.)
VOICE (plaintively): I thought you might call.
(Sherlock turns towards the new arrival, who now slowly walks out into the open. It’s Jim, Molly’s boyfriend. But this isn’t the fumble-fingered casually-dressed Londoner who did indeed leave his number for Sherlock in the lab at Bart’s; this is a sharply-dressed man with immaculate hair and a murderous look on his face. With his hands in his pockets, he casually begins to stroll alongside the deep end of the pool, heading towards Sherlock and John. All hint of plaintiveness has now gone from his voice.)
JIM: Is that British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket ...
(Sherlock reaches down to his trouser pocket and removes a pistol from it.)
JIM: ... or are you just pleased to see me?
SHERLOCK (raising the pistol and aiming it towards Jim): Both.
(Jim stops and looks back at him, unafraid.)
JIM: Jim Moriarty. Hi!
(Sherlock tilts his head as he looks more closely at the man. Jim acts as if he needs to remind Sherlock who he is.)
JIM: Jim? Jim from the hospital?
(He begins to walk alongside the deep end again. Sherlock brings up his other hand to support the one aiming the gun. Jim bites his lip as if disappointed.)
JIM: Oh. Did I really make such a fleeting impression? But then, I suppose, that was rather the point.
(He turns to face Sherlock just as the sniper’s laser flickers over John’s upper chest. Sherlock briefly turns his head towards John, a questioning look on his face.)
JIM (starting to walk again): Don’t be silly. Someone else is holding the rifle. I don’t like getting my hands dirty.
(He reaches the corner of the pool and stops.)
JIM: I’ve given you a glimpse, Sherlock, just a teensy glimpse of what I’ve got going on out there in the big bad world. I’m a specialist, you see ...
(He looks surprised, as if he has only just realised the connection.)
JIM: ... like you!
SHERLOCK: “Dear Jim. Please will you fix it for me to get rid of my lover’s nasty sister?”
(Starting to walk forward again, Jim grins as he recognises the TV show and catchphrase that Sherlock is quoting.) [See footnotes]
SHERLOCK: “Dear Jim. Please will you fix it for me to disappear to South America?”
JIM (stopping again): Just so.
SHERLOCK: Consulting criminal. (softly) Brilliant.
JIM (smiling proudly): Isn’t it? No-one ever gets to me – and no-one ever will.
SHERLOCK (cocking the pistol): I did.
JIM: You’ve come the closest. Now you’re in my way.
SHERLOCK: Thank you.
JIM: Didn’t mean it as a compliment.
SHERLOCK: Yes you did.
JIM (shrugging): Yeah, okay, I did. But the flirting’s over, Sherlock ... (His voice becomes high-pitched and sing-song.) Daddy’s had enough now!
(He again starts to stroll closer.)
JIM (back to his normal tone): I’ve shown you what I can do. I cut loose all those people, all those little problems, even thirty million quid just to get you to come out and play.
(John is starting to feel the strain and closes his eyes briefly. Sherlock’s eyes can’t help but flicker across to him a couple of times as he tries to keep his focus on the man approaching them.)
JIM: So take this as a friendly warning, my dear. Back off.
(He smiles.)
JIM: Although I have loved this – this little game of ours. (He puts on his London accent for a moment.) Playing Jim from I.T. (He switches back to his Irish accent.) Playing gay. Did you like the little touch with the underwear?
SHERLOCK: People have died.
JIM: That’s what people DO!
(He screams the last word furiously, his personality changing in an instant.)

SHERLOCK (softly): I will stop you.
JIM (calmer again): No you won’t.
(Sherlock looks across to John.)
SHERLOCK: You all right?
(John deliberately keeps his gaze away from his friend, presumably having been given instructions earlier about not talking to him. Jim walks forward again and reaches his side.)
JIM: You can talk, Johnny-boy. Go ahead.
(Refusing to specifically obey Jim’s orders, John meets Sherlock’s eyes and nods once. Sherlock takes one hand off the pistol and holds out the memory stick towards Jim.)
SHERLOCK: Take it.
JIM: Huh? Oh! That!
(He strolls past John and reaches out for the stick, grinning.)
JIM: The missile plans!
(He takes the stick from Sherlock’s fingers and brings it to his mouth, kissing it. Behind him, John is silently murmuring to himself, perhaps trying to keep himself focussed, perhaps winding himself up to take action. Jim lowers the memory stick and looks at it.)
JIM (sing-song): Boring!
(He shakes his head.)
JIM: I could have got them anywhere.
(He nonchalantly tosses the stick into the pool. Seeing his opportunity, John races forward and slams himself up against Jim’s back, wrapping one arm around his neck and the other around his chest. Sherlock backs up a step in surprise but keeps the pistol raised and aimed at Jim.)
JOHN: Sherlock, run!
(Jim laughs in delight.)
JIM: Good! Very good.
(Sherlock doesn’t move, still aiming his gun at Jim’s head but now starting to look up a little anxiously, as if wondering what action the hidden sniper might take.)
JOHN (savagely): If your sniper pulls that trigger, Mr. Moriarty, then we both go up.
JIM (calmly, to Sherlock): Isn’t he sweet? I can see why you like having him around. But then people do get so sentimental about their pets.
(Grimacing angrily, John pulls him even closer onto the bomb that is now sandwiched between them. Jim scowls round at him.)
JIM: They’re so touchingly loyal. But, oops!
(He grins briefly at John, then looks towards Sherlock.)

JIM: You’ve rather shown your hand there, Doctor Watson.
(He chuckles as a new laser point appears in the middle of Sherlock’s forehead. John stares in horror as Jim looks round at him expectantly. Sherlock, either seeing the edge of the laser beam shining from the gallery or realising what’s happening from John’s expression, shakes his head slightly.)
JIM (sing-song): Gotcha!
(He chuckles as John releases his grip on him and steps back, holding his hands up to signal to the sniper that he won’t be trying anything else. Jim glances round at him, then turns back towards Sherlock while brushing his hands down his suit to straighten it. He gestures to it indignantly.)
JIM: Westwood! [See footnotes.]
(He lowers his hands and stands calmly in front of Sherlock who is still aiming the pistol at his head.)

JIM: D’you know what happens if you don’t leave me alone, Sherlock, to you?
SHERLOCK (sounding bored): Oh, let me guess: I get killed.
JIM: Kill you? (He grimaces.) N-no, don’t be obvious. I mean, I’m gonna kill you anyway some day. I don’t wanna rush it, though. I’m saving it up for something special. No-no-no-no-no. If you don’t stop prying, I’ll burn you.
(He runs his eyes briefly down Sherlock’s body, then meets his eyes again and his voice becomes vicious.)
JIM: I’ll burn the heart out of you.
(His face is a snarl as he says the word ‘heart’ but at the end of the sentence he looks almost regretful.)
SHERLOCK (softly): I have been reliably informed that I don’t have one.
JIM: But we both know that’s not quite true.
(Sherlock blinks involuntarily. Jim looks down, smiling, then shrugs.)
JIM: Well, I’d better be off.
(He nonchalantly looks around, perhaps checking his exit route, before turning back to Sherlock.)
JIM: Well, so nice to have had a proper chat.
(Sherlock raises the pistol higher and extends it closer to Jim’s head.)
SHERLOCK: What if I was to shoot you now – right now?
JIM (completely unperturbed): Then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face.
(He opens his eyes and mouth wide, mimicking surprise, then grins at Sherlock.)
JIM: ’Cause I’d be surprised, Sherlock; really I would.
(He screws up his nose.)
JIM: And just a teensy bit disappointed. And of course you wouldn’t be able to cherish it for very long.
(Slowly he begins to turn away.)
JIM: Ciao, Sherlock Holmes.
(Looking back at Sherlock with some distaste, he walks calmly towards the side door which John came through earlier. Sherlock slowly steps forward to keep him in his sights.)
SHERLOCK: Catch ... you ... later.
(The door opens and Jim’s voice can be heard, high-pitched and sing-song.)
JIM: No you won’t!
(The door closes. Sherlock doesn’t move for a few seconds, his gun still aimed towards the door, then his gaze drifts across to John and he instantly bends, putting the pistol on the floor, then drops to his knees in front of John [hush now ...] as he starts unfastening the vest to which the bomb is attached.)
SHERLOCK: All right?
(John tilts his head back, breathing heavily [I said hush now ...].)
SHERLOCK (urgently): Are you all right?
JOHN: Yeah-yeah, I’m fine.
(Having unfastened the vest, Sherlock jumps up and hurries round behind John, starting to pull the jacket and the bomb vest off in one go.)
JOHN: I’m fine.
(Sherlock, also breathing too fast, continues trying to tug the jacket and vest off.)
JOHN: Sherlock.
(Finally Sherlock manages to roughly strip the jacket and vest off John’s arms.)
JOHN: Sh-Sherlock!
(Sherlock bends and skims the items as far away along the floor as he can, while John staggers at the vehemence with which his friend just ripped them off him. [Look, I’m trying my best here, but it’s impossible not to use suggestive language, okay?!])
JOHN (softly): Jesus.
(He reaches up and pulls the earpiece from his ear, breathing heavily as delayed shock begins to hit him. Sherlock turns and stares at him for a moment, then hurries back to pick up the pistol before racing towards the door that Moriarty left through. John’s knees buckle and he staggers towards the nearest support, which is the edge of one of the changing cubicles.)
JOHN: Oh, Christ.
(He turns and drops down into a squat, bracing his back against the cubicle’s edge as he blows out a long breath and tries to calm himself down. Sherlock comes back in, having apparently seen no sign of Moriarty outside. He starts to pace up and down near John, so hyper and distracted that he doesn’t even realise that he is scratching his head with the business end of a loaded and cocked pistol.)
JOHN (breathlessly): Are you okay?
SHERLOCK (quick fire, still pacing and scratching his head with the gun): Me? Yeah, I’m fine, I’m fine. Fine.
(He turns to John, wide-eyed and breathless.)
SHERLOCK: That, er ... thing that you, er, that you did; that, um ... (he clears his throat) ... you offered to do. That was, um ... good.
JOHN (staring blankly ahead of himself): I’m glad no-one saw that.
(Sherlock had temporarily lowered his hand long enough to not be risking accidentally shooting himself in the head – although he had terrible jitters as he held the gun down by his side. Now he lifts the gun again as he raises his hand to rub his chin while looking down at John in confusion.)
SHERLOCK: Hmm?
JOHN (still not meeting his eyes): You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.
(Sherlock shrugs.)
SHERLOCK: People do little else.
(He looks down at John, then grins. John snorts laughter, then leans forward and prepares to stand up. But before he can move, the beam from a sniper’s laser begins to dance over his chest. John looks down at it and his face fills with horror.)
JOHN (anguished): Oh ...
(A door near the deep end of the pool opens and Jim comes through, clapping his hands together and turning to face our heroes.)
JIM (cheerfully): Sorry, boys! I’m soooooo changeable!
(John grimaces in disbelief. Sherlock keeps his back to Jim, looking up into the gallery to try and judge how many snipers there might be up there. It’s becoming clear that there are quite a few because there are at least two laser points hovering over John, and at least three more travelling over Sherlock’s body. Jim laughs and spread his arms wide.)
JIM: It is a weakness with me but, to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness.
(He lowers his hands and puts them in his pockets. Sherlock turns his head and looks down at John, who lifts his own head to meet his gaze.)
JIM: You can’t be allowed to continue. You just can’t. I would try to convince you but ... (he laughs and his voice becomes sing-song again) ... everything I have to say has already crossed your mind!
(Sherlock, who had looked away for a moment, now turns and looks down at John again, his face showing no emotion but his eyes screaming a silent request. John responds instantly with a tiny nod, giving him full permission to do whatever he deems necessary.)
SHERLOCK (turning to face Jim): Probably my answer has crossed yours.
(He raises the pistol and aims it at him. Jim smiles confidently, with no fear in his expression. Slowly Sherlock lowers the pistol downwards until it’s pointing directly at the bomb jacket. All three sets of eyes lock onto the jacket, John breathing heavily, Sherlock calm. Jim tilts his head, looking a little anxious for the first time. As Sherlock holds his hand steady, continuing to aim towards the jacket, Jim lifts his head and locks eyes with his nemesis. Sherlock gazes back at him and Jim begins to smile. Sherlock’s eyes narrow slightly.)

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Spyfafa  (23.08.2016 à 18:41)

Quel épisode ! Mais quel épisode !! :D

De multiples enquêtes à résoudre dans un temps imparti, des otages à sauver... On en apprend plus sur le passé de Sherlock et sur sa tendance à s'ennuyer quand il n'y a pas d'affaires à résoudre. Le début de l'épisode est pour cela très drôle ! 

Le suspense vient après, au fil des minutes et des enquêtes/énigmes. 

Bon, étant donné que j'étais déjà venu sur le quartier et que Moriarty m'était visuellement connu, je me doutais bien que ce personnage était important... mais ça ne m'a pas gâché mon plaisir pour autant, emmenée par l'intrigue... :) 

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Anniversaire - Benedict Cumberbatch

Anniversaire - Benedict Cumberbatch
Aujourd'hui, vendredi 19 juillet 2019, Benedict Cumberbatch, alias Sherlock, fête ses 43 ans. En...

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Le sondage te demande "Aucun renouvellement ou annulation n'a eu lieu concernant la saison 05 qu'en...

Calendrier - Juillet 2019

Calendrier - Juillet 2019
Le calendrier de juillet est arrivé. Réalisé par quimper, il met à l'honneur Mycroft Holmes,...

Calendrier - Juin 2019

Calendrier - Juin 2019
Après une longue d'absence, le calendrier du mois fait sont grand retour sur le quartier Sherlock en...

Quartier | Aidez-nous à migrer les fiches acteurs !

Quartier | Aidez-nous à migrer les fiches acteurs !
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mnoandco, Avant-hier à 07:59

vous avez jusqu'au 31 juillet pour les envoyer. Merci

chrismaz66, Avant-hier à 11:42

Nouvelle PDM chez Torchwood, inutile de connaître la série, votez pour la photo d'équipe la plus yeah ^^

elyxir, Hier à 11:17

Viens vite participer à l'animation "A ton clavier" sur Sherlock ! Pas besoin de connaître la série, des Cards à gagner

Locksley, Hier à 12:12

Nouveau sondage spécial nouvelle saison de La Casa de Papel ! Bonne découverte de ces épisodes inédits et bonne journée !

ophjus, Hier à 17:13

Bonjour, profitez du week-end pour vous détendre sur le tout nouveau quartier The Bold Type !

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